F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

I think we can all agree that humans are definitely filled with flaws, but there is one design choice on men that is absolutely just a real swing and a miss.  Topics include the persuasive ability of your past sexual conquests, a sexy picture with an unwanted addition, a primo Doubtfire situation, where the dickmeat goes, the trouble a nocturnal penis lands you in, when is it okay to vent to your...

If I Googled your teenage gamertag, what shocking horrors would I find?  Topics include the unfair standards of women in politics, the truth that hides within her gamertag, red flags based on attractiveness, how rise above being a ugly and broke and letting Mr. Potato Head do the talking for you on your dating profile. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Slather yourself with your own juices, y'all!  We're heading to Applebees!  Topics include top secret special technique, towing the line between sweet and creepy when it comes to gifts, how to be good alone, dodging debt, why nice guys don't finish last.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We accidentally spoke an unspeakable evil into this world and we apologize for the coming emergence of the end times.  Topics include what makes good sex, being attracted to other people while in a relationship, Goop's true intentions, what happened to Jessica Alba, Pitbull trivia, the secret words that make women horny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vote for us as People's Choice in the Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/vote/peoples-choice/ We're coming down off that Episode 200 high and we're back to business as usual.  Topics include a new breed of oral sex, navigating the fear of pregnancy and sex, marathon sex where no one wants to run the marathon, cockblocked by Jesus, how not to handle rejection. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Vote for us as People's Choice in the Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/vote/peoples-choice/ We done did it for real this time, y'all. 200 episodes. 200 hours. 200 jokes about genitalia and slandering celebrities. Topics include a retrospective on Episode 1, Dain's famous bits, a terrible safe sex option, collecting digits in the 6ix and a relationship saboteur.  Hosted on Acast. Se...

You can only choose one thing... a Tinder account or a safe granny.  Topics include best friend relationship revelations, the pressure to pursue romance, DIY inception, an unexpected and unwelcomed threesome surprise, pretending like you've never been to Mordor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I like to get both hands in there and really get the lay of the land.  Topics include escort confessions, coming to terms with your ugly genes, a coked out second date, girlfriend getaway insecurities, TikTok penis ridicule and more Tindies to finish us off.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 Look, I know it's tough living in a world where Pokemon don't actually exist, but woman are not an acceptable substitution.  Topics include traveler's guide to dating at Chili's, when gaming friends get more attention than you do, being punished for falling into a trap, how to properly DTR, a real life Pokede...

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 I don't want to spoil too much, but this week we have a very famous guest stop by or maybe Dain's just working on his cool Kermit impression.  Topics include Roe v Wade protest pick-up strategies, taking time or making moves after a break up, Niall's hard stance of sitting beside your date, worrying about how...

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 The fine folks over at LoveHoney have hit your boys up again for another spectacular episode regarding all things sex toys!  Topics include sloppy, sneaky dildo usage, sex toy safety, vibrator jealousy and insecurities, breaking out of pandemic vibrator monotony, choosing the perfect sex toy with your partner...

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 This week we're talking all things sex toys thanks to our friends over at LoveHoney.  Topics include choosing a vibrator over sex, requiring toys to get the big O, discrete toy purchases, the perfect solution to spicing up a long distance relationship, using toys to meet your sexual needs in a relationship an...

Don't ever talk to me or my potato son again.  Topics what preparation style best suits your child's potato-esque qualities, where did all the gentle lovers go, Harry Styles first date bankruptcy, building up exes to be impossible comparisons, overstepping your neighbourly boundaries and, of course, Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Pride Month, y'all!  I'm strongly considering changing my name to Potato.  Topics include a very steep ask, going down and throwing up, a real Stacy's mom situation, an interesting thought experiment, being jealousy with a man you're not fond of, the fine details of asking for a hook-up and, of course, a new batch of Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dain is fighting allergies and Niall sounds like just ate some gravel, so let's do it.  Topics include a teeny-weenie bikini meltdown-eenie, a Pillow Talk game makes its main feed debut, club-going hypocrisy, talking about the coolest cartridge based technology, one night stand safety tips, getting over initial hurt to deal with the problem at hand.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

This episode contains a revelation that will absolutely make you see hell.  Topics include marrying the wrong royalty, choosing who takes your virginity, embracing your past and sharing it with your partner, a new red flag litmus test, James McAvoy is back at it again and, as always, more Tindies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This might be, like... totally random, but would you like to watch this completely irrelevant documentary about why a penis might be small after a workout?  Topics include pet pee problem, the important of consent in consensual non-consent, working out so hard it makes your dick small, repelling intimate behaviour, lying about your location and a new slew of Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

This episode we have a very serious chat about some very serious things.  Topics include the importance of Roe v Wade, navigating your relationship with showers in your relationship, how to avoid disappointing your partner sexually, blowjob confidence and Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine the absolute power you would if your penis was always... perfect.  Topics include not even knowing if you're in a hole or not, marital status as relating to creampies, catching the ick, coping with past traumas, triggers and partners that don't understand them, and as usual a WHOLE slew of Tinders to round us out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the current state of the world, sometimes a man's just gotta grab his shovel and dig a real sweet hole.  Topics include tunneling away from your problems, is bad sex a deal breaker, not being ready to date, catching your husband masturbating, knowing when to pursue a relationship or a foursome and so many new Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey baby, I'd love to slam my twiddlehonker into your butterfly contraption apparatus.  Topics include ye olde genitalia guessing game, the m'lady curse, vaginal uniqueness, how to squander the best chance you have at the most dramatic moment in your life, dating while short and a completely uncooperative partner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It doesn't matter what you think, if you're not wearing a condom, you're not fully dressed.  Topics include the politics of staying over, addressing racial fetishization, the audacity of unavailability, having and being a big dick, an easy way to get kicked out of your apartment and condom preparedness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies?fan_landing=true We cannot beg you enough: do not watch Turning Red.  There isn't a single Jesus in it.  Topics include weight gain during marriage, a forgettable anal experience, navigating the line between consent and nerves, the lifelong curse of an ugly face, the crushing look of your partner's pleasure at the hands of another man and more dat...

Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies?fan_landing=true This week we're giving you a special peek at what goes on over on our Patreon.  As we announced last week, if we reach 25 total patrons, we'll do a live show!  So, enjoy this special episode from New Year's Eve. "Happy New Year!  Say farewell to 2021 and say hello to 2022, the year where nothing can go wrong.  This episode is a bi...

We didn't know we'd ever return to Anal Mom, but here we are. Topics include condom purchase assumptions, getting caught sneaking in the back door, requesting sexual ratings, how to know if you've been cheated on enough, the existence of soulmates, unexpected booty pics and a new batch of Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.