F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed mortal forms and stand before as shimmering beams of pure light. Topics include a Minion disclaimer, boobs: what do they mean, doing the work, the futility of being a short king, and a new Hinge feature. Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your deal breakers, ruining the mood with bodily functions, how to completely misread signals, don't be greedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 400 episodes, we have FINALLY located the Mecca of harassing women who don't want our attention in public spaces. Topics include a dating app with no dates, is pick-up artistry a scam, expanding your physical preferences, accidentally improving yourself. Join the Patreon for MORE CONTENT . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics include the worst brother ever, knowing your date hates you, do you bother talking to men, what chance do we have if highly accomplished people are single? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamming on his guitar on MTV. Topics include how dating as a man should be, dating a punk while you're a good girl, escaping the dreaded on-screen boob, Dylan a little dumb. Support us on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

I'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include delivery dating, Meta glasses, hyper independence and cultural dating scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience. Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons. Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include a petty review, AI wife, dating culture shock, what are your intentions with me? Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bone smashing is out, y'all. We're tenderizing. We're marinating. We're seasoning. And we are irresistible. Topics include waiting by the phone like a cuck, using a huge dildo like a good friend, blindfolded sex, accidentally love thongs. Support the show on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's longer?  The length of a grown adult's intestines or the road trip to your evil, wizard boyfriend?  Topics include real sour, jealous energy, when do you stop having sex, doing your own inside research, communicating with your wife via text. Support the show on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, this?  It's just my favourite book that I read from time to time to really get inspired, Michelle knows what she's doing!  Topics include performative males, emotionally filling her cup, mommy back rubs, uneducated kinksters. Support the show on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the state of the world and, you know... everything, I don't think expecting John Cena to be cool is really that much to ask for.  Topics include masturbating to your date's profile, chatty blowjobs, being attracted to women, but not liking them, and dampening the clapping of cheeks. Join the Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Forget flowers, forget chocolates.  What every woman wants is a good, old fashioned, red brick.  Topics include committing to the brick bit, proving your masculinity, old love, cake for an ex. Join the Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We sit down in the Sleepless Studios here in Toronto to do a special deep-dive into the new documentary Inside the Manosphere. Support the show on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't know why I need to say it, but if you have to go to the bathroom... then go to the bathroom.  WAIT!  But actually use a toilet!  Topics include a go-anywhere kinda dad, keeping the back arched, bad bathroom idea, how do I know if she liked it? Join the Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More like Carpe Deez Nuts, right?  Am I right, guys?  Deez nuts?  That's still funny right?  Topics include cab fare, too weak for missionary, leaving Raul out of it, sex recovery day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm starting to get the step-sibling trend in porn now... it's the only way they could get the chemistry that sexy!  Topics include I love you and also I never want to see you again, embarrassing oral, treat her like your little sister, unrealistic dating standards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's an absolute miracle that this episode exists considering all of the technical difficulties we suffering while recording.  So, you know, really enjoy this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're always bragging about our great advice, but have you ever thought of where it REALLY comes from?  Topics include never nude, definitely not premature ejaculation, the dating experts lied. Join the Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next time you're out at a bar, I want you to look around and try to guess how many people are actively participating in their kink and/or a sex act.  Have fun!  Topics include exclusivity test, public vibrator outing, eating the peach, and the hand not closing the deal. NOTE: Also, we apologize, but due to a scheduling conflict we had to postpone our live show!  We're really bummed and very sorry!...

It doesn't matter what stupid idea your teenage brain comes up with, you can always blame Tiktok.  Topics include breaking beds, size comparisons, being a sleepy guy, and feelin' weird about feet. Support the show and get more content: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone knows that underwear resets in freshness every day if it's worn inside out.  Topics include the sleepiness men must fight, swinging in a situationship, keeping the drawers fresh, ejaculate volume. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BRING ME MORE (SEXY) PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN!  Topics include the sneaking suspicion of dishonesty, the effects of emotions on sexual stamina, making your girlfriend more kinky, and position practice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please, for the love of God, if you listen to ANY of our advice: do not put soil inside you.  It's dirt.  It's literal dirt.  Topics include abandonment issues, cuddle boners, focusing on yourself is a lie, holy mole-y. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.