F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Before you marry that man you literally just met, please know that you have our full and enthusiastic support to divorce him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy 2026!  Dain promises he won't make any bold statements about this year considering how last year went with... you know.  Everything.  Topics include the guilt of being a sex machine, basic biology, unexpected rimjob, navigating a kinky new partner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I honestly can't remember what Dragon Pouch means or how we got there and I'm holidays, so you can't make me figure it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing.  Don't try to argue with us, argue with SCIENCE.  Topics include team building in the worst way possible, deck the halls with balls of blue, breast reduction woes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems.  Topics include dude, where's my car?  The important of ball play, a pre-exclusivity fling, and bringing a cool vibe to a sex party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to throw the "Let Them" Theory into the trash where it belongs and start taking life, and your relationships, by the reins with a very simple question: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!  Learn how to embrace bravery and become the master of your own destiny by asking: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're not going to drop at least $1.2 MILLION dollars on me PER DATE, I'm going to doubt your commitment.  Topics include how to hunt down your set up, blowjob pains, a very expensive first date, to use hands or not to use hands.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math.  Topics include missing the giant hint, getting to the sex phase, deciding to break wind or a promise, and the value of rough oral sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time once again to beg at the Altar of Beast in order to be thrown just enough scraps to continue our meager existence.  Topics include a beastly missed opportunity, creating a safe sexual environment, budget conscious condoms, the boy ain't alright. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns especially if you're a big city woman who's too focused on her career to find love.  Topics include post sex shit-tests, long tongue but bad technique, a shaved butthole, irritated over old nudes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know that feeling when you hear a song and then you make that whole song your personality for awhile?  Maybe be a little more discerning with what song you're choosing... Support the show on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Better start wearing a raincoat whenever you see me out in public because when I'm holding a hand... NOBODY IS SAFE.  Topics include how to be mysterious in the age of social media, playing dead, a damp pant situation, when to transition to casual dates. Support the show on Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't you hate it when your stupid kid just exists and totally blows up your spot?  Topics include pirate re-population, sex inhibiting breast size, a surprise son, date burn out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is nothing sex about a Ziploc bag... UNLESS it's one of those ones with the slidey-closer thing.  Those ones are HOT.  Topics include oral hygiene wake up call, celibate Tinder match, get your ex back with no contact, preparing your sex baggie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Niall is on vacation this week, so we're digging into the Patreon vaults to treat you to a little movie review of the unhinged teen romance movie My Fault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are a few exceptions to the rule and one of them is always if it's A Walk to Remember situation.  Topics include contractually obligated angry sex, impatient partner, never split the party, when do you know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lock and load has never been a more gross turn of phrase.  Topics include the clean vs dirty debate, if he wanted to: he would, recording your dates for AI approval, a ghost tale as old as time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unfortunately, Dr. Goon is all booked up for appointments for the next month.  I can refer you to another Penis MD, if you'd like.  Topics include date ideas for the broken armed, refusing to sleep in a sex stained bed, did you sleep with Dead Greg, and turning physical attraction into love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we go off script and give you dating advice based on the grim things we've seen as bartenders and servers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RPG!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you saw me outside your home staring into your windows from the street... no, you didn't.  Topics include a drive-by creeping, an exciting new masturbation technique, channeling your inner Moody, and pity sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're concerned about Dain's energy in this episode, just remember he's shirtless.  That should explain everything.  Topics include using Snapchat as a cold-call dating app, the mystery behind two hour sessions, info dumped on the Tea app, and being a starfish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think we can all agree that we've ALL wanted to see our friend's penis before... right?  Right?  Topics include your friend is undergoing a slutification,  constructing the perfect text to ask him out, drunken genital requests, dating when you're a trainwreck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone knows that oppressive government regimes are huge fans of the local music scene.  Topics include caught with a a less than true Instagram story, asking someone out who isn't responding, can you just live your life without cold approaching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If anyone needs a dog to rent for their Tinder photoshoot, please contact me.  I have a wide range of available makes and models.  Topics include staging a doggy photoshoot, taking pictures as a man, when sexy banter turns into a linguistic car crash, I love you too soon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.