F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

You should be extra grateful for this one, y'all, we actually stopped playing Elden Ring just to record it.  Topics include Elden Ring cockblock, cowgirl tips for bigger ladies, how to Inception a woman into being interesting, focusing on yourself during sex, a secret KFC update, sexy singles island, self esteem and dating profiles and Tindies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

I'm very sorry, Mr. Murray, I didn't mean to slander you.  Topics include Niall's terrifying crow trivia, anal-safe condoms, a sexual history PowerPoint, using other senses as a means for arousal, the cuckification of oral sex, encouraging your partner to reciprocate, your girlfriend's mysterious hole and more Tinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All aboard!  If the topic has already come up, you've got a one-way ticket to Titty Town!  Topics include protecting our LGBT youth, when it's appropriate to add a crush to social media, campus creeper, surviving the first five minutes of a first date, lying about your virginity, unnecessary and controlling transparency in relationships, and, of course, a new slew of Tindies. Hosted on Acast. See...

At least if you date a tooth pervert, there's a good chance you'll have plenty of change for the bus.  Topics include the importance of context, your partner's secret apartment, dating an ex-friend's ex, processing the jealousy of your partner's new hobby, dating with weird music tastes, men don't owe you sex, insecurity about your not-so pearly whites, a fast-food folly. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Ah jeez.  Just looked at my schedule and I'm working the shrink shift four times this week... those women are animals.  Topics include how long do you have to kick it before someone will date you, taking your first steps into exhibitionism, a career ending decade old one night stand, letting him down easy after moving too fast, a spicy mother-daughter connection, hooking up at work when there's an...

The game has changed and they only thing we need to start playing is more 'roids!  Topics include what to do when you see a cute pic of the person you're dating, open season on Treadmill Woman, coming to terms with your partner's sexual past, rejection via unfollowing, changing your dating mindset, indicators of a person's "body count" and, of course, a fresh batch of profiles to review. Hosted on...

It's Tumbler 2's favourite podcast back again with another episode that the kids just CANNOT get enough of.  Topics include the best way to prevent and hide your incredible erection, sexually escalating too quickly, parsing exactly what it means to be a simp, escaping a toxic friendship before it's too late and more of those sweet dating profiles you love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

If you listen to this episode, I'm super mad at you and you totally owe me a few thousand dollars.  Topics include when the vibes don't lie, uninvited exercise encouragement, underage Instagram models, a $15,000 mistake, how to move forward after discovering a partner's past trauma, erectile difficulties and ghosting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you're about to propose and life gives you lemonade maybe also ask for some chocolate?  Topics include eating your engagement ring, how to last multiple rounds in bed, using song lyrics to pick up women, post-oral beard clean up, The Game but for women and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every man has a secret, powerful syrup that imbibes him with a power beyond mortal comprehension.  Topics include how many rejections should you take before giving up and dying alone, a really stupid trip to the zoo, the date worthiness of the spookiest profession, an angry ex interruption, the potency of your boyfriend's magical syrup, processing the guilt and shame of an STI, succumbing to jealo...

Join the adventure: www.noquestcast.com We begin our adventure deep in the space of the Casa-Mal system as the crew of The Maverick investigates a missing fellow TVRN, The Nightcrawler.  What should be a simple contract turns to chaos and offers more questions than answers.  Durrin recovers a relic of his past.  Merrick asks the hard questions.  Cody finds a new purpose. If you haven't listened to...

Join the adventure: www.noquestcast.com Follow along to the audio logs of Captain Jonathan Oralias, one of the first humans to travel into the Casa-Mal system after The Descent as he forges a new path for himself and his family while searching for purpose in humanity's new home.  This is essential listening for our first campaign and sets up the core ideas and concepts of our homebrew setting. Add...

You can curse us for jinxing this year only if you thank us for saving it.  Topics include Dain's predictions for 2022, a new contender for longest question answer ever as we discuss the intricacies of navigating the "seeing multiple people" dilemma of modern dating, how to deal with the jealousy of other's success and looks and Niall brings a new batch of dating profiles all the way over from Ire...

Did you think we forgot about Sexmas?  Did we actually forget about Sexmas because we recorded this entire month's worth of episodes in one week?  We'll never tell.  Join in our annual festivities celebrating the sexiest holiday this season with more sex advice from your two favourite shepherds of joy.  Topics include the status of 69, the hardest hitting questions to ask potential lovers, why do...

I know that it's been a tough couple of years, friends, but we need to stop putting things in our butts that shouldn't go in our butts.  Topics include and explosive anal surprise, being clear about your invitations, how long until men expect sex, when you don't have the spark but you've already had the sex, sign language and sex, and, of course, a new batch of dating profiles to be rated. Hosted...

No one must know of or lay eyes upon the evil ichor my body produces whence thou givest me pleasure.  Topics include hitting your partner's nudes with an ol' thumbs up, verbiage for when you have to poop, my celebrity boyfriend's top secret jizz, a not-so-tall tale, accepting that you're someone's flavour, the connotations of catching feelings, simple and easy steps on how to seduce your wife. Hos...

I've always said that the best part of waking up is just a little bit of salmon semen seeping into my morning coffee.  Topics include a fishy new material, a sneaky novel idea, falling into the sad category, a parental chaperone for a teenage date, date-stealing friends, freaking women out with your mask and the freshest batch of online dating profiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

I, for one, welcome our future, sexy robot overlord.  This week we're joined by sexting AI, Slutbot, creator Brianna Rader to talk about all things sexting.  Topics include a guide to great sexting, how to text with women, how to encourage your partner to be a better sexter, how to let down an over-eager texter, a hall pass with a twist and a fresh batch of Tinder profiles.   Find Brianna and Slut...

This episode we practice our Batman voices because we all know that's the only voice women respond to.  Topics include cat litter feng shui, how to compliment a penis other than size, over analyzing completely normal interactions, disclosing mensuration status, how to protect your girlfriend from the suave barista and curbing a rising exhibitionist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

We've all heard about the honeymoon phase and that's cute... but what about the hornymoon phase?  Topics include dealing with exclusivity rejection, worrying about getting bored of your new partner, pre-screening your partner's libido, when you need to use lube or just more foreplay and a fresh batch of dating profiles to critique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before you do anything, take a second and think to yourself, "Hey.  Did this happen in Dumb and Dumber?"  Topics include a really crappy first date, having the basic essentials of being an adult, a boggling bedtime invitation, mutual masturbation empowerment, a not-so suspicious work place friendship, addressing the construct that is virginity and the made-up science of dating. Hosted on Acast. Se...

It doesn't matter how scathing or witty you think you were, everyone's going to laugh at your letter, dude.  Topics include ghosting expectations, the most genuine laughter is fake laughter, should you stay or should you go, writing a closure letter and why it's a bad idea, chasing the wrong kind of love, valuing your time and effort and a new batch of dating profiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

There are two things you don't want to do rummage through my secret attic box or piss me off and you've just done both.  Topics include dealing with a flat-earther, an artistic proposition, having your secret attic box discovered full of your really cool mind games, breast insecurities, an embarrassing "knee-jerk" reaction, being comfortable with alternative means of climax and, as usual, a new ba...

Get your pen and paper ready, folks!  At the end of the podcast we have a fun test that's actually not and actually sucks a lot.  Topics include why Tinder is the worst dating app, what you need to know for dating in 2021, competing with literally every man in the world, the boundaries of sharing photos you've sent your partner, not-so secretly watching porn during sex and a fresh batch of online...

I hope you've got room in your fear vocabulary because we're about to add a whole bunch of new entries.  This week, we're joined by Angel Russell, our friend from sex supersite Tickle. Life who generously sourced every question for the entire episode.  Topics include a Freaky Friday gender swap, a literal sticky situation for your penis, the most complicated way to get pregnant, a going Dutch deal...