F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

If you're about 5'2" and have boobs AND a butt, I'd love to hear from you.  Topics include sex preference waiver, abortion fund, too fat for Wednesday, hair loss hardships, how to silence your butt, if it walks like a misogynist and talks like a misogynist... and Tinders! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's only one thing I want when I confront my ex and it's just a tiny puddle for everyone to see.  Topics include surviving period rage, thrust issues, reaching the climax, how to confront your ex, an intimate sibling evening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're not ones to push conspiracy theories, but has anyone ever actually gone inside of a Panera?  Topics include retaliation vomit, a long overdue check in, bed time routine trouble, the correlation between sex and dating potential, Panera is a liberal hoax. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have we finally found the stinky zombie car crash boyfriend?  We may never know.  Topics include no sex till dating, an all-day tease-a-thon, strong candidate for most garbage human of the year, first time struggles, anti-vax ick, Niall reinstates Dain's hangover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm sorry that we didn't make it clear sooner, but when we ask a question on the show it is intended to be rhetorical.  Topics include increasing your luck stat, our secret is revealed, when it feels too good, fine dining meal ticket, leaving the past where it belongs, postpartum pal problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you get real desperate for a date, I highly recommend you swing by the Wal-Mart boyfriend lost and found.  Topics include labeling what belongs to you, AirPod espionage, afraid to add sex into the perfect relationship stew, body shaming dynamics, assuming you're dating a Chill Guy™. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Niall deals with an out-of-body experience due to cold meds, I'll just be over here trying to be Willem Dafoe.  Topics include forcing someone to hurt your feelings, sexually competing with your sister, rough sex method acting, surprise third wheel, your partner's red flag future boss, quiet and creepy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If I pass you on the street and you're holding something... just know: I thought about it.  Topics include resolutions and setting yourself up for success, good girl/bad girlfriend, not okay with "are you okay?", not bailing when booty called and old timey Tinders! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm sure a lot is going to happen in 2023 or whatever, but nothing will be more important than Dain getting an air fryer.  Topics include taking things slow and casual, blurring out your friends on Tinder, jealous of your partner's online attention, learning to dominate your wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did we lose track of time and forget to do a Sexmas episode or is Sexmas whenever we want it to be?  Topics include Dain settles the Die Hard debate, stinky laundry pick-up, porn and sex addiction, analingus scrub down, carding your date, stubborn spousal gift giving, having your crush called out, expecting a romcom answer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging with my mom for the next three weeks.  Topics include your boyfriend's cool horse friend, ex's engagement effect, kept under lock and key, how to not ask for a woman's number, get me cheating, got you cheating, not being as cool as your boyfriend's mom, a confusing text. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our city of Toronto fancast where we talk about our favourite city instead of helping you.  Topics include regrets of key giving, masturbation efficacy, cuckolding gone wrong, when to cancel a date, hot girl phase, My Fair Lady (2022 Remake). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's not included in any of the party packages, but if you find the right suspicious looking kid, he'll hook you up.  Topics include constant cheating accusations, no sex two weeks before meeting, really hot bully, a childish first date, sibling only birthday dinner, tired of talking...forever, caught condomless, suspicious co-worker, and cracking jokes about cheating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Hey, idiot! Are you bad at dishes? Go read a book. Can't solve complicated math problems? READ A BOOK! Topics include underground platonic cuddle group, how to know if your date went well, underage Grindr extraction, a cold first experience, requiring a trip to the sex library. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While you cautiously store your nuts for a later date, why not consider giving away nuts for other people?  Topics include No Nut November, hurting for a squirting, seeking that post nut clarity, Dain's optimistic prediction, just date your friends with benefits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We won a gosh dang Canadian Podcast Award, so I'm not going to write a description today because I'm drunk on power! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does anyone know if the babysitter from Crazy, Stupid Love gets arrested for literally sending porn to a child?  Topics include controlling your boner with sheer force of will, being sent a screenshot of your own texts, adopting jealousy, spooky spider situations,  stopping the flow of nudes, leaving the shire out of sex, how to stop your absolutely shitty roommates from ruining Netflix and chill....

That's right, ladies.  You sit there... sipping your lemonades while men continue to suffer at the hands of society.  Topics include a jet setting affair, sentimental nude stash, personifying your manhood, the allure of tearing off clothing, the historical significant of that tangy yellow juice, the best you ever had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take it from me, a renowned dog/man trainer, the stinkier the window, the better the lesson.  Topics include the completely made up and imaginary female orgasm, the male desire to feel special, the woman in the window, are you a homewrecker or just friends with a woman, the sleepiest and horniest man alive and, of course, more Tindies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, it's finally here.  The joke that transcended time and space to earn us any and all award nominations we have and ever will earn.  Topics include cheating form behind, the pros and cons of a pro and con list, lesbian porn stealing your girlfriend, when you break up and do a very bad job at it, getting what you ask for and hating it, the good, the bad and the uglyhot. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Get your favourite liberal lies and insurrection conspiracy theories ready, y'all, it's time to muddy the dating pool!  Topics include revisiting Canada's sex worker laws, the right's hottest new dating app, navigating busy schedules, being seduced into removing a condom, first date with li'l baby Tate, how not to approach older women on Tinder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

He wants to gaze upon your cheeks like no one ever has.  The peep them is his real test, to rim them is his cause. Topics include what's good for the butthole is good for the gander, closure for children, dealing with the challenges of modern online dating, how to take charge, walking the fine line between friends or something more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You may not know this, ma'am, but step-moms are REALLY big with kids my age these days.  Topics include creepy ways to pick up older women, who should buy the condoms, resenting your partner for losing your 20s, accepting a date invite as a friend, don't invite Wild Card Dave over, securing more blowjobs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't want to blow your mind, but this isn't a new episode because you have, at some point in time, listened to it and therefore it's an old episode, but right now... it's brand new.  Topics include losing interest in women, cutting ties for your mental health, debunking shit tests, having your intelligence insulted online, abusing the power of a broken arm, guessing you have rules about porn. H...

Cbat has official graduated from best boner jam to my new warlord anthem so that I can achieve my true potential.  Topics include the origin and mystery of Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, a perfect guide how to not approach kinks, the importance of the first "C" in "CNC", covering up your 4 inch lie, using outing someone as blackmail, parsing very easy to understand messages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...