F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

You've got three months to find your own place, Greg.  Or else you're going to see your uncle do some things you never want to see your uncle do.  Topics include re-evaluating your standards, fear of gagging, incredibly bad post-natal impulse control, no love without phone call, embarrassed of your uncle's sex dungeon, the solution to online dating and the longest dating profile we've EVER read. ...

If you're going to tell me a joke or have sex with me, I beg you... please be gentle.  My gut and my frenulum are prone to busting.  Topics include the inevitability of being cheated on, catching feelings is a no, bringing a plus one on a date, the masturbation danger, the fragility of the banjo string, roleplay 101, not ready for a relationship (with you). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Your dad ever get so noisy a nasty farmer just wants to chop off his hands?  Topics include pre-marital handholding, hot tub sex machine, literally no way to meet women, a check-in with an old friend, surprise striptease. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry for the latest upload of our career, but I just got back from a bachelor party and I don't need to explain myself.  Topics include a hopeless romantic encounter, how to escalate into rough sex, the trouble being too hot, Jonah Hill's ridiculous demands, recovering from death grip. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I swear to God, if you ever destroy a sentimental gift, I will break up with you so hard that Jim Ross will call you and shout, "BAH GAWD!  He's busted that relationship in half!"  Topics include date night, but make it oppressive, a stealthy miscommunication, a persistent friend, how to find your groove, the literally severing of bonds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plug your nose, y'all!  This may be our stinkiest episode ever.  Topics include stinky feminists, when finishes too fast, vaginal gag reflex, penial gag reflex, jealous of your sexy dreams, the sneaky hand finish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOTE: As of right now, our show is sold out already.  You're monsters and we love you.  We're working on getting more seats in the venue. It's too hot to write a damn description.  You figure it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did everyone get their permission slips signed for the field trip to the mall where we can harass women one at a time with shitty pick up lines?  Topics include a cold reception to cold approaching, the terrifying nature of a penis, an unexpected happy ending, gangbanging your way out of marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put on the kettle and then wait.  Then pour a cup and wait.  Then blow on it a little and wait.  Then drink the drink.  Now you can have sex.  Topics include struggling with belts, the Night Rider, how to prepare for sex, a new dating and some deep dating profile revisions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I never really thought that wiping my own ass would give me such an advantage, but here we are.  Topics include sleeping with your hot boss, gay napkin usage, underground circumcision ring, being jealous of 100% of the world, disappointing two women at once, landlord Grindr check. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Pride Month, y'all.  As much as Pride is a celebration, it's also a moment to reflect and educate ourselves on the hardships our queer friends and family are facing.  There is currently almost 500 anti-LGBT laws being tracked in the US alone.  This Pride Month, let's focus on adding our voices to those that fight against this oppression and systemic discrimination. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Is this a new episode or is this actually the oldest episode?  WHAT A TWIST!  Topics include new friend ban, erecting the tiniest statue, last minute cancellation policy, a question with a twist no one will see coming, how to crowd a dance floor in twenty minutes, a new spin on the Tinder game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back, baby!  Niall's finally returned, so we're back in the closet bringing you another fresh episode.  Topics include teaching an old dog new tricks, blowjob trauma, stealthy snack stealing, emotional overload after sex, the things women do for safety, drug trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Niall was STILL away on his stupid cruise this week, so here's our last live episode where we spend probably too much time talking about rural landmarks.  We return to our regular schedule next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe Niall is STILL on a cruise?  Good thing we recorded a bunch of live shows for your enjoyment.  Recorded in March live at Black Sheep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Niall is away on a vacation cruising around Europe, so this is the perfect chance to release our first set of shows recorded live at Black Sheep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a civil war over on this episode as one of the Buddies gets a tasty of the forbidden pie and turns his back on the podcast.  Topics include the LeBron James of not having sex, a tidy bed surprise, the yeast infection insanity loop, keeping your shows safe from your partner, moaning as a man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nothing is Dain's fault and he will not apologize for anything on his journey to understand and connect with his deep cultural roots.  Topics include obsolete pick-up techniques, the stigma of STIs and navigating relationships with positivity, indulging in degradation play. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 out of 2 doctors recommend listening to this with headphones so that you can hear it over the sound of your bones being smashed.  Topics include not having the right gym badges for Tinder, playing the Uno queef reverse card, phone code clean up, the science of floor sex, post break up Instagram wipe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's going to be a part in this episode where Dain gives you an instruction to do something "no matter where you are" and we'd just like to say that in hindsight, it might matter a little bit where you are.  Topics include the relationship equivalent of a pit filled with blades, avoiding fatherhood in the worst way, first date precautions, shouting affirmations at your genitals, a simple birthd...

We're all doing our best out here, but at the end of the day we're all just big idiots doing a bad job.  Topics include moving in with your partner makes you a pussy, risky and frisky in the classroom, revenge is the only answer, solving the foreplay puzzle, closure in confusion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you like to eat a lollipop?  Do you just crunch it or do you put your tongue outside of your mouth?  Topics include a very expensive first date, a slippery condom situation, lying about your age, small mouth/large penis, keeping dating apps for writing material, cuckolding without a third party, making love over hooking up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week was absolutely insane with our live show and being at Comicon all week, so we decided we'd treat you all to one of the bonus Pillow Talk episodes from our patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'll give you anything you want... even these really awesome sunglasses.  Just don't show my family how cool you are.  Topics include cooking up validation, needing alcohol to feel frisky, getting jacked for your big girlfriend, safety tips for casual sex, suspicious sunglasses secrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you idiots keep naming your kids almost exactly like your name, you can't blame me when I accidentally send you a bright green gimp suit.  Topics include the serious commitment of meal prepping, sex tape swap, retroactive anime jealousy, using a sex toy vs being used as a sex toy, sex toys for dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.