F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Taylor Swift may be causing global warming by flying her private jet from Superbowl to Superbowl, but we're here to teach you how to make out so well that people will be calling you Taylor Shift.  Topics include a weird response to "I miss you," how to date a bad kisser, teaching your son pick up and getting a hall pass. Visit this week...

This week's episode is a banger!  We're joined by the amazing Jeff Guenther, LPC, (aka TherapyJeff on Tiktok and Instagram) to answer your questions and ask the age old question of what the worst early morning meal would be to prep for a conversation about butt stuff.  Topics include your money pit of a girlfriend, talking about bed stuff outside the bedroom, grief and dating, opening your marriag...

This went up late because Dain is incredibly sick and forgot what day it is, so if you want a recap: too bad.  Listen to the episode and find out yourself.  Also, send Dain soup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm not entirely sure if he grants any wishes, but, lemme tell you, there's one very easy way you grant his.  Topics include Niall's mean era, getting so obviously scammed, reservations about hitting it raw, cold approaching, too many options may kill this man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode will actually change your life and make you a million dollars and give you abs and make your celebrity crush fall in love with you... big if true.  Topics include bad gift uno reverse, the icky downstairs, roommate forehead kisses, lying about your job, the worst way to ask someone out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen, if your mom isn't going on our romantic destination third date, I'm not interested.  Topics include escalating your dates too quickly, banging the band, asexual expectations, suggesting anal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did our messed up recording schedule result in us completely forgetting that this episode would be released on New Year's Day?  Absolutely.  Topics include being a shy boy, a boob job for his boobs, being creepier on request, and your wife's date sabotage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're just two sleepy lil guys doing their best.  Topics include funeral crashing, have girlfriend now, girlfriend curfew, husband's threesome tastes, exiled to the couch, getting 500 Days of Summer'd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've finally recovered from our weekend in Philly, so here's a hot and fresh new episode.  This was recorded earlier this month, so if we talk about stuff that's already past... ignore it.  We're all adults here.  Topics include one position finish, a divisive red flag, nocturnal emissions, airport seduction, preparing the splash zone, sucking to success. Support the show on Patreon: https://www....

We're still getting our lives together from PAX Unplugged in Philly last week, so please enjoy another extra long episode courtesy of our live shows at Black Sheep in Toronto. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything.  Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the mysterious bump, back peddling on exclusivity. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've recorded so many episodes in the past few weeks that I'm starting to lose sense of what time even means anymore.  Topics include short-term long-distance, learning to beg for it, the attractiveness of your own apartment, eye contact correction, de-normalize the nipple, nosy neighbours or noisy neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before the was Me Too, we had U2 and we still didn't learn anything about consent.  Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last night and is hungover, so it's time to take a chance and see what the episode is about for yourself like a real adult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If we could all just treat women like actual people (because they are) then I think we'd solve a lot of problems since women are people (like, actual people).  Topics include furniture jealousy, butt aggression, miserable dating outlook, developing our own red flag Tinder profile. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At this point in time, we actually have no idea if we're straight or not anymore.  Topics include TikTok date shaming, dark and twisted fantasies, keeping in contact with past fuck buddies, admitting to being a serial cheater, accidentally making friends with women and becoming a good person and also maybe becoming gay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier.  Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker, light side and dark side feminine energy, stockpiling your nudes.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you like human to animal ratio math, you're gonna love this one, gang!  Topics include acting shady about saying your name, how to react to sensitive information, how many kitty pics is too many, sex with a sickly Victorian boy, a cool car lunch date, riding to the finish. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y'all, I introduce a brand new game in this episode that I still don't know the rules to, but sorry to any Teagan's out there.  Topics include feeling more makes you cum faster, pre-text message dating, stopping mid-sex, getting serious in order to get busy, getting bored after getting yours, dump the freeloader, a game that I play. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOBODY MOVE!  If you do exactly what we say and listen to this brand new episode, no one needs to get hurt...  Nobody be a hero. Topics include a wet mistake that you could never learn from, missing the whole hole, artfully dropping your number, a pushy vagina, how to heist her heart, the face is not a chair, getting bro-zoned.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All we're saying is that it seems like it's not a LOT of volume and we'd be curious to see how much we could fill a shot glass.  Topics include a hilarious wedding day prank, custom animated porn, feeling used in modern dating, medically qualifying how much is a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some people just can't handle the Neutron style.  Topics include calling off the benefits with a friends with benefits, pre-mature ejaculation and modern media, unsaved number suspicions, how to cast Zone of Friendship, location sharing and when to do it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm sorry, babe.  I'm not trying to karate chop you in the ribs... it's this damn disease!  Topics include the sexual history with her dude friends, clumsy boyfriend or horrible person, too soon for "what are we", DIY frustrations, Burning Man sex plane and the mysteries of the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If anyone "needs" me, I'll be "going" to do some "groceries" because I'm feeling a little "hungry."  Topics include a toothbrush truth bust, how hard that head get, not allowed to break up, not getting enough sex, Netflix and chill... but like... bad, proving you're absolutely not fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies for the late upload this week, y'all!  But we were at Fan Expo all weekend and our brains are fried, so here's the live show we did at Black Sheep at the beginning of the month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.