F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

This summer we got the amazing chance to head out into the woods and perform for the kick-ass campers at Camp Halcyon.  And since we were both away at GenCon all week, we figured now would be the best time to share just a fraction of the fun to be had at camp. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Go on your own camp adventure: https://www.camphalcyon.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Listen, Greg.  You can keep making your funny little piss jokes and I'll be forced to ruin your life or you can just chill. You make the call.  Topics include falling on the piss sword, toothy blowjobs, canine companion challenges, lick my balls (respectfully).  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We can all agree that there is some man-child out there who is 100% responsible for naming these stupid magic robots.  Topics include sexting ruining your life, unremorseful dick breaking, one person casual sex. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate our unbroken streak of 300 episodes by returning to where it all started.  Join us for an episode of introspection, disappointing sodas and the advice you've come to love. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate Pride month at Black Sheep with the incredibly funny Trevor Campbell, host of You Made Me Queer! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Find Trevor here: https://www.trevorcampbell.ca/ymmq/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you catch them looking at you because you were looking at them then can you even be upset?  Topics include interesting animal encounters while dating, indulging your foot fetish, weeding out on your first date, and appreciating those heavy boobs. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If someone told me that a children's cartoon had the most complete list of sexually deviant aliens... yeah, I'd probably believe them.  Topics include Ben 10 recovery, that negative accent, complimenting or criticizing thicc-ness, exhibitionism for dummies. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New self mode just dropped, y'all.  Get those balls in half eclipse!  Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version). Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're on vacation in New York, so here is our most recent live show at Black Sheep! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is now just a show about all the hottest popstar beef and we're okay with that.  Topics include Dain's heartbreaking celebrity wake up call, how to date with a busy schedule, vegan break up obligations, too intimate for a hook up, cream pie conundrum, a friendly penis grab. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're absolutely swamped preparing for our show in New York next week, so we thought it would be a perfect time to release the new Patreon format for public preview!  We've been asked for a long time to do long-form, single topic episodes, so... ask and ye shall receive!  Every month we'll pick a topic and discuss so that if you're ever searching for specific advice, you don't have to search throu...

Dain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've talked about filling a shot glass before, but I'm starting to think we're going to need a bigger glass.  Topics include reverse catfish, an ejaculation performance, a bad naked reaction, a phone call cuss out. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After surviving the harrowing attack last week, we've returned to the scene of the crime to reclaim our space and peace of mind.  Topics include scooping two ladies from the club, kung fu rejection, no longer being the family's favourite, a knockout blowjob, a pegging punch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At a specific point in this episode, you may think: "Weird, they didn't edit this part out."  I want to make it VERY clear that I left it in intentionally so that you could all here what we go through to make this show for you.  Also, so you can see how cool and tough we are in the face of mortal danger.  Topics include the graveyard shift at the the club, getting over great sex, what is her DEAL,...

You've really gotta know what scene I'm talking about.  You know?  With Adam Driver?  And he's eating the soup?  It's from that show.  Come on.  You gotta know.  Topics include breaking out of a bad dating cycle, after sex text, getting rid of your smart look. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in fine form and actually answering questions this week, so get in here and get educated/entertained!  Topics include ungrateful Roman holiday, a successful sexual funk, moving too quickly with a hug, toxic bedroom expectations. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is the literal definition of "Go off king!" because a) we don't answer a single question and b) this is our FIRST unedited episode.  We all adore Taylor Swift, but sometimes our big, strong football boy needs love too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't be fooled by the title, y'all.  This is still a good episode, but man, it would have been SO GOOD if we could have made some banger T-Swift references.  Topics include who keeps the concert tickets, reasonable set of standards, breaking up for the dumbest reason and diagnosing a kink. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

This month has been insanely busy for us!  But we're back in the closet and getting strange updates and e-mails that are a little too specific?  Topics include stand-up salvation, getting over the cuck life, reducing the amount of topping and emotionless sex. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/ Hosted on Acast. See aca...

This weekend was a wild one performing at Comicon, so we're taking a wee break to recover by sharing our latest live show at Black Sheep!  Topics include the least flattering way to describe your girlfriend, enjoying video games with the boys too much, International Women's Day preparations, weighing the power dynamics of a new relationship and more! Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreo...

Oh, gowrsh!  We're thinking of renaming the show F-hyuck Buddies.  Topics include not getting walked home, boyfriend gangbang, to be or not to be (single), ribbed for his pleasure. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We mark our special one year anniversary of doing live shows at Black Sheep by inviting our lawfully wedded podwives, Liv and Maddy, from the award-winning show 30 Going on 13, to join us on stage for an extra long, extra chaotic special! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I hope you're ready for a deep dish serving of Tony Pizza lore.  Topics include nickname game strong, cheating cruise, sitting in the corner, watching you dance with him (whoa-oa-oa), drunk gay me. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't care if you're a princess or a puppy, you can have all of the parts.  Topics include disrespecting your girlfriend's culture with your boner, ripping the band-aid of virginity off, fake scheme boyfriend, saying things you're not really into.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.