F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

I'm looking back over the show notes and I've just got to say I'm really pissed that I didn't say Upsetti Forgetti for the first question which confuses even me because it doesn't mean anything.  Topics include an upsetting way to be remembered, pre-move in question checklist, desire cannot be described, first date impatience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If any other famous dude would just like to come out and let us know that they suck, it would save us all a lot of time.  Topics include love boners, oral entertainment, secret boudoir shoot, Hinge date weariness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Niall has debuts a new segment that will have you wondering what people are actually interested in jerking off to.  Topics include are you being a pussy, doggystyle not looking the way you want it to, being a gentle womanizer and never finding THE ONE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one will ever know how important a millimeter is!  Topics include libido mismatch, the problem with showering, the group chat conspiracy, finding your Kia Soulmate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our annual year in review episode is usually reserved for Patreon, but we forgot that and recorded it as a normal episode, so here you go!  We look back at our year as a podcast, dating trends on Tinder and Pornhub wrapped. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dain had a rough day, but there's nothing like getting in the closet and seeing how bad everyone else is doing.  Topics include if they say they wanna bang, do they really wanna bang, desperate to kiss your best friend, post nut clarity denial, only watching Oppenheimer. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How can ever wall be a window?  How can a balcony be a room?  How can mom be EVERYWHERE.  Topics include situationship penis fracture, the ever-present mother, irresistible shirtless dad, stripping away insecurity. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes you just need a mentor to guide you through the more complicated matters in life.  Topics include keeping your car freshly stocked with crusty rags, terrible sexting strategies, how to work on that arch, wet dream loophole. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You probably remember when we got really side-tracked by the legend of Tony Pizza.  Well, we didn't stop at just one episode.  We had a lot more to say on the topic.  Niall was in Mexico this week and the live show we wanted to release got corrupted, so we're cracking open the vault and sharing this unhinged episode just for you. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Literally every delicious food could be made into a dick or balls.  Are we supposed to starve?!  Topics include shivering her timbers, boba is sus, cheating on your girlfriend before cheating on No Nut November, and how to train your girlfriend. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everything is okay if you film it.  Topics include sharing your feelings, when she fucks you up, a soft "I hate you", making her mine. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everything sucks, but we made this for you anyway. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We don't think John Cena was trying to be sexy when he hit Dain really hard with a sledgehammer, but maybe we just don't know what the kids are into these days.  Topics include upping your red flag game, ex-girlfriend ruining sex, second class girlfriend and the voidgina. Support the show: www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See that little joke in the title there, Spotify?  Wouldn't you like MORE of that?  Just hit us up.  We won't blow you off for some lame camp thing.  Topics include jerking it when she's around, finger lickin' (real) good, the classic money trap, losing that lovin' feeling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ol' Walt is a real freak for this one.  That slinky dog really gets put through it.  Topics include being eaten alive by the prospect of threesomes, sexual support stuffy, marriage ending threesome, degradation play without the play. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  Get tickets to our next live show October 29th: https://www.fbuddiespodcast.com/liveshows Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Oh, you have a room in your house that gets really hot and steamy?  That's cool.  I've got a room in my body called my lungs that I blast with vapor 24/7.  Topics include irreversible post nut clarity, safe sex discussion, how to de-cling yourself, look what she's wearing. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  Get tickets to our next live show October 29th: https://www.fbuddiespodcas...

Don't you hate it when you're trying to think of an absolutely devastating comeback, but it comes to you like... two days later in the shower?  Now that's what we need a time machine for.  Topics include defending your pink honour, wanting good sex bad, stealth ring measuring techniques, between round awkwardness. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

I can't help but look down at my balls every now and then and think, "Sure, you're massive.  But are you masculine?"  Topics include rated below her ex for best orgasms, a four year sex sabbatical, how to impress hundreds of women, a well endowed girlfriend. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If someone could just Shrek-style pull all the wax out of my ears, that would be very kick ass.  Topics include waterboarding your ears, stalking masturbation, donating your wedding dress, and erectile terror. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hulkamania will not longer be running wild.  Topics include throwing up a whole bunch, a poop-inducing scare, where does oral happen, a rough ex-perience. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only way to ensure that you're not about to be blackmailed is simply by including your brother (or sister!) in your nudes for safety.  Topics include bringing your sibling on a date, your mind's telling you no, but her body is telling you yes, blackmail tactics, keeping your lube secret. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

I don't think we SHOULD compare the human body to form of Crocs, but if we DID... then I think it's VERY obviously what our sport mode would be.  Topics include girlfriend's cartoon sex noises, how to feel a flaccid penis, creampie boundaries, a disturbing kink preference. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get out the shovels, boys!  Let's bring this bar straight to hell!  Topics include how low can the bar go, pulling a meatloaf, getting sweaty at the gym for all the wrong reasons, is your labia and innie or an outie? Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That baby is just TOO FLIRTY to be sending all willy-nilly.  We're doing a rare remote record this week, but we're back with a hot and fresh episode! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're still recovering from GenCon and catching up on missing a week of our lives to Indianapolis, so here's our most recent live show at Black Sheep! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.