F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

With only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November.  As the crisp fall breeze gives way to the cold winter wind, let us keep you warm with the hottest sex and dating advice.  Topics include an annoying question, the no kid clause, the sinister sensation of having a taste for the younger flesh, hobbies that get the tail to chase you an...

Good day, boos and ghouls (and everyone in between or outside of).  Welcome to our first ever official Spooktacular!  That's right, you're used to the hottest sex advice, but this time around we're bringing you the spookiest advice and we've even got the spookiest guest host we could find... The Spite Witch herself!  Topics include a sneaky pair of panties, spooky sex injuries, a germane porn revi...

Niall's had a bad day, so we sing about it.  We actually do a lot of singing in this episode.  Maybe too much.  Topics include respectful break-ups, the importance of D&D, drugging your wife, losing a little weight, some awkward questions, and wooing the cute hairdresser. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Niall makes a really good joke.  I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke.  And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back a baffling previous question-asker for a much needed update.  Topics include birthday texts, falling in love in three days, another prophetic dream, drive-by flirting, the great sugar daddy gift card scam, forbidden erections and the past kiss haunting...

Oh boy.  We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along.  But that's okay because we accidentally start this week's episode by just getting right into the advice with some hypotheticals.  Also, this week we start a box in which we take stupid societal concepts and just lock them away for good.  Topics include bad di...

We've done it!  We made it a whole year, didn't miss a single episode and somehow climbed to the top 50 sex podcasts in Canada.  We celebrate with a special long episode of this here podcast.  A special appearance from our favourite guest host, Kyle and the soft rumbling purrs of Oliver grace this very exciting anniversary episode.  Topics include big booty blunders, a dick pic tells a thousand wo...

Summer 2: The Sequel to Summer is here and we're back to being sweaty closet boys, but that doesn't stop us from providing you ever hotter dating and sex advice.  Topics include being too passive, pulling out's suggested success rate, idealizing your relationship, the promise ring problem, a sweaty curse by the Spite Witch and a shocking Dan revelation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

This week we celebrate hitting the top 200 sexuality podcasts in Canada by once again inadvertently making an episode with a common theme; Dump.  His.  Ass.  Look, we're all about communication and solving problems, but sometimes you need to toss these garbage people off a metaphorical cliff and get on with your (much better) life.  Also, you're not going crazy if you hear a cat purring, Oliver we...

Look, sometimes you need to play the long game and this week, we have the hottest strategies for getting back at those dang pesky in-laws.  Topics include getting grounded, dating a night owl when you're a morning person, the "what are we?" taboo, porn over sex, the white lie blow-off and asking for consent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dain wrangles a drunken Niall through the episode, but not without dropping some serious revelations.  Niall comes up with the best and worst relationship analogies.  Topics include a baby named Misogyny, wholesome porn, when to say the L-word, learning nothing on a first date, seducing MILFS and jail bait. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We stop messing around this week and finally talk about what everyone's been begging us for: BEACH GAME.  That's right, we got covered better than Niall's super expensive boy body oil.  Topics include making him cum multiple times in one night, attempted murder break-up, the secret shame of all men, $500 reparations, bad blowjobs and more dancing, sand castle competitions, sex tape preparation. Ho...

We've done gone and done it this week, that's right.  It's first ever podcast unboxing.  We then aggressively tackle a single Agent's questions with a few delves into the Reddit reservoir while getting into some unexpectedly deep tangents.  Also Dain Google image searches something he wishes he could immediately un-see while his cats sing us the songs of their people.  Topics include dating other...

We're just a couple of sweaty, melty, hot boys this week.  The closet has reached peak summer temperatures and the only thing saving us is this new, chill energy from not recording on our usual day.  Niall is well fed and Dain's got some serious punch energy happening.  Topics include keepin' it casual, vlog couples, a once in a lifetime jerk-off experience, an immediate blowjob, the skinvisible m...

Look, maybe I'm drunk while I upload this.  Maybe we were drunk while we recorded this.  You can't prove anything, also we're grown ass men we can do whatever we want.  Topics include over-cumming, having no friends, dreaming of your dead ex-boyfriend, lowering you standards to end a dry spell, lol-ing your nudes away, hurting the pipis, initiating sexual conversations, smashing that unwanted bone...

Niall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet.  Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero.  Topics include a polite rejection response, the tragic bee coma, a platonic wedding date (or murder), being pretty enough to be a stripper, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, an ass like a chow's tongue,  how to make want me tonight and looks DO matter. Hosted on Acast. Se...

This one goes out to all of our boundary respecting listeners!  It's rare that our episodes ever have a cohesive theme and it's especially unlikely when they do because we literally don't plan anything when we record, but this week we take a very special look at boundaries in the work place, at home and more.  Topics include forcing a broken heart, key copying made terrifying, John Cusack's printe...

Do we ever get into it today, friends.  If there was a checklist of things you'd want us to talk about on our podcast, I'm going to assume we've checked all of those boxes.  Flaccid dicks, butthole eating, how much Joseph Heller's books suck, we got it all.  And to top it all off, we've got a brand new porn review that might be just a little bit racist.  Topics include the Tale of Rimjob Rob, how...

Every once in awhile a question so poignant, so exceptional, so mind-boggling buck-wild comes along and makes you re-think everything you've ever known.  This week, we answer that question.  Topics include the dangers of flirting, the stigmas and mental health struggles of STIs, homophobia blackmail, bonerjams 2019, how to lose a guy in 10 days and the best question we've ever read. Hosted on Acas...

We're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet.  This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun.  But shedding our clothing also means we're shedding our societal burdens allowing us to give you the rawest dating and sex advice on the Internet.  Topics include banging your best friend's best friend, orgasm inception, financial burdens and responsi...

This week we got one of our most bewildering Facebook questions (and that's saying a lot!), but like true professionals (disclaimer: we are NOT professionals) we're still brave enough to tackle it.  Also, we feature our very first non-fiction sex writing.  Topics include a threatening break-up, a salty snack and a mean prank, being old enough to figure it out, dating competition, pre-penetration p...

He's back, baby!  To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle Crawford!  As usual, things get wild in the closet as secrets are shared and shames are revealed.  Topics include being outed, butthole care, condom scares and butt babies, LGBT+ characters in media, breaking up in open relationships, and a bit of esse...

We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine!  They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into that sort thing), it's just the way it all shook out.  We also get very heavy into Game of Thrones spoilers, so maybe don't listen to the last question about Emilia Clarke if you've somehow avoided spoilers this whole time.  Topics include man pussie...

Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide.  Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consen...

Dain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while recovering from a weekend trip with the lads for a bachelor party.  Topics include overthinking confidence, why game isn't taught, a slut in the sheets and a queen on the streets, World War III and a brand new segment! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Hey, friends.  Have you got $100?  Can we have it?  We love you.  Topics include baby-making possibilities on Tinder, dancing away from your problems, thicc or thick, nightly blowjobs, best friend Tinder photoshoot, gettin' those hands on those titties, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.