F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten.  Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat...

We did it.  They said we couldn't do it, but we did it.  We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle Crawford!  Ironically, it just so happens to be a gay man we've put back in the closet (don't worry, I'm pretty sure that's the only closet joke we made, surprisingly!).  We've gotten a lot of questions we didn't feel comfortable answering, being straig...

This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that.  This week we bring an exciting conclusion to #cumbox2019 and I promise you, you'll never guess how it all shakes out.  Topics include ghosting but still orbiting, the first date hand-off, a dick like a leg and an orgasm like a pig, sneaky in-bed ph...

420 blaze it, squad.  We know we're a few days late, but we're hot-boxing the hell out of the closet and this week our advice isn't the only thing that's dank.  We are 100% professional, crunchy weed boys and 100% aren't just trying to jump on this hype train.  In all honesty, we're not high at all, but listening to this episode, you'd never know.  Topics include choosing between two lovers, the n...

I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us.  We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we're also coming at you with a whole lot of extras that I don't think anyone, including us, wanted.  In this episode, we either revolutionize sex or ruin it forever.  Topics include emotional bamboozling, being the weird kid, on the DL, next gen pudenda...

Hey friends!  We hope you enjoyed our master prank for April Fool's!  We're back to the show you know and love now and this week we're bringing you all levels of cringe.  Topics include unprotected sex, the porn ban, the no cuddle policy, period sex, a bumpy penis and dead child turn-offs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally got there, (one of) Dain's favourite episode(s)!  We go 'ALL IN' to the season three premiere after the cliff-hanger ending of season two and start talking about our least favourite parts of the series, how Winston becomes Dain's favourite character and the downfall of Schmidt as well as all the big things to come.  Grab your most difficult puzzle, a pile of almonds and let's do this ep...

Oh baby.  Winter is over and Spring Fever has begun to set in.  But don't you worry your frisky little minds because we're here to offer you another freshly grown heaping of dating and sex advice with a few bizarre trips to Tangent City thrown in for good measure.  Topics include dating's fundamental misery, a poop-time visitor, Niall's CW teen drama debut, claiming virginity, genuine conversation...

We're back to our regularly scheduled podcasting!  Last week we took a break from the usual format to celebrate 25 episodes, but now we've jumped right back into that dirty, sticky sex advice you crave.  This week, for some reason, Dain's acting education saves the day.  Dain's hungover and Niall just won't stop yelling, or at least, it feels like he's yelling.  Is he yelling?  Topics include afte...

Holy sweet hell, friends.  We've made it to episode 25 and to celebrate we're poppin' bottles and taking a break from our usual format in order to address our favourite subject: ourselves!  In this special episode, we talk about how we met, why and how we made the podcast, how we met our partners and some personal anecdotes that we hope will not make you hate us.  But for real, thanks for listenin...

I know it's not Halloween, but this Momo challenge has got us spooked!  Take your mind off of that wide-eyed monster and educate yourself with this week's hot offerings of dating and sex advice with frequent and lengthy trips to Tangent Town.  Trigger warning to rat fans, things get a bit heated in this episode.  Topics include seeking more from a one night stand, faking it, cute kitties and stupi...

Niall enjoyed a few (and by few I mean ten) cocktails prior to recording and yet we still somehow managed to keep this train running!  We revisit embarrassing stories thanks to listener submissions and pose a new question for us to laugh about.  Topics include how to not sabotage yourself, teen marriage, online dating profile death mystery, dirty talk dyslexia and new city situations. Hosted on Ac...

We're done with themed holiday episodes for awhile now and Dain couldn't be happier!  And sure, we may have said that we were going to be brief (even quoted Shakespeare), but that doesn't mean that this episode isn't one of our longest ones yet.  Don't worry, that just means we've jam packed it with the best dating and sex advice you can get for free.  Topics include how to impress women like an i...

Another holiday means another themed episode!  In what could possibly be our most contentious episode to date, we butt heads on the significance of Valentine's Day and how to act during it.  Topics include how soon is too soon for Valentine's Day celebrations, what to get your casual partner for Valentine's day, V-Day confessions, gifts for parents and a pee surprise! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

We know.  You're absolutely sick of hearing about the Super Bowl, Tom Brady and Adam Levine's nipples.  Don't worry, your buddies have got you covered with a 100% Super Bowl free episode this week.  Escape all of that big game chatter by catching up on the hottest sex advice available.  Topics include ex-girlfriend dinner date, sext response, no cum/no problem, first date burn out, encouraging a s...

In effort to divert menacing social media messages, we've made sure to get this episode to you in the promptest of fashions.  We dive into a new bottle of whiskey this week and, keeping tradition, things get real weird.  I mean, real weird.  I mean weirder than that scene in 2004's rom-com hit, Shall We Dance, when Bobbie accosts Vern for sweating too much.  Topics include loving yourself, first d...

It's the coldest day, probably ever, and we're here to keep you warm with our hottest sex advice.  Coming off the howling wolf blood moon last night, we've got a collection of wild questions and we talk about the very topical Gillette commercial.  Topics include the move-in transition, sibling blowjob interruption, what to do with a woman in your bed, the best a man can be, surviving horseplay, th...

Oh, baby.  We cut the nonsense and get right into the dating and sex advice this week because it's 2019 and we're trying to be better podcast hosts.  You know, except when Niall refuses to wear headphones and yells the entire episode.  Topics include ghost Terrance Stamp porn, blueberry addiction, sabertooth lovebites, rebound relationships, that cowgirl grind, one night stand attempted murder, go...

New year, new pod!  Dain comes in hot with the best addition to the podcast since we started buying better whiskey!  Let's make this year of great sex and we're here to help you with everything you need to accomplish that.  Topics include mafioso MILF, the age gap, break-up recovery, and the ineffective stick and swirl.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So long, 2018!  Ring in the New Year with your favourite buddies as we dish out this year's last servings of sexy knowledge to help you navigate the troubling time that is New Year's Eve.  We're not going to lie, we barely answer any questions and spend more time detouring into Tangent City, but it's New Year's, we're full of whiskey and we're having a good time!  Topics include the free flight su...

Hello friends!  It's Sexmas time in Tangent City and we're bringing you a brand new, extra long holiday special!  We tackle all of your festive, sexy questions delivering up the holiest of advice.  Have the safest and happiest of holidays from your two favourite wise men.  Topics include Christmas party abandonment, the sweetest holiday first date, family time sexting, twinkle bondage, sexy gifts...

Hello, friends!  This week, we are finally showing our true colours as absolute non-professionals by accidentally recording on our laptop mic instead of our real mic which means the audio quality is a little janky (especially for the first few minutes), but it does get a little better once we get to the questions.  We figured a lower quality episode is better than no episode, so we apologize and w...

It's the most wonderful time... of the week.  That's right!  A brand new episode packed to the brim with all the dating and sex advice we're legally allowed to put into a single audio file.  We also introduce a brand new segment to the show that will either arouse or upset you!  Topics include pleasure guilt, the friend-zone, Tinder memorials, seasonal blues and when to take your shot. Hosted on A...

We made it into the double digits!  We celebrate by giving you more of the sex and dating advice you need, didn't know you needed and maybe didn't want.  Topics include butt-grab defense force, how to learn her name (again), denying a second date and making man-meat sexy again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the day after Dain's birthday and not even that sweet birthday hangover can stop us from bring that deliciously dirty dating and sex advice that you so desperately need.  Topics include pet names, the Tinder solution, trying force a relationship, dick snapping cowgirl and a shitty surprise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.