F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

This week we start off pretty butt-centric, but don't worry, we branch out.  Niall gives a much needed health update and Dain is worried about the careers of porn writers.  Topics include a froggy conundrum, respecting property, a cardboard cut-out situation, infant master thief or cursed couch, not owning a monopoly on your partner's love and respectful slapping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

This is a good one, friends.  We barely even have to try to keep the recent unpleasantness from seeping into this one.  The only downside is that we do talk politics for awhile, but... like, not really.  Topics include Trump's stunning re-election campaign, a quarantine hook-up power move, love-making laughter, protecting your mattress, dreaming of more experience, more dream analysis, letting ins...

This week we bring on our first honest-to-goodness sexpert!  We may be stuck inside due to the recent unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean we can't reach out across this fine Internet and connect with new voices to share their wisdom with you.  Topics include 50/50 sex savant, vaginal orgasm fixation, first time frustration, the band-aid scream solution, sex-induced pooping. If you'd like to find...

We've officially declared this week a NOVID-Nonteen episode.  We don't talk about the recent unpleasantness and get back to what we're meant to do: serve up the best sex and dating advice you can find on the Internet.  Also, thanks for your patience while we sort out our remote recording issues and we're happy to announce we're back at full quality and maximum boi-energy.  Topics include jealous o...

I swear to God, Kevin, if I see one more dildo you're out of this quarantine.  Topics include a COVID-19 check in, relationships going platonic, breaking up in isolation, not being able to lie about liking big butts, telling your partner you've had better sex, making the first of many moves in a long game, sex toy sanitation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Much like the state of the world, it's a bit of a strange one this week, folks.  We're practicing social distancing and therefore are recording remotely, so we apologize for the audio quality.  We're taking steps to improve the clarity in the coming weeks for as long as we have to continue to self-isolate.  We hope you're all keeping safe and staying healthy, we love you.  Topics include COVID-19,...

The world is a bit wild right now, y'all.  Whether you're self-isolating, social distancing or just need something to take your mind off of the craziness, we hope this week's episode provides a little bit of relief and normalcy in otherwise chaotic times.  Topics include blasting your baby with sweet vagina tunes, boner shyness, period sex etiquette and concerns, orgasm sensitivity, made up boyfri...

Oh boy, have we done it this week.  If you like your episodes filthy with a healthy dose of ranting and tangents, you're in for a treat.  But, listen, y'all.  We got plans, so we're going to make this quick.  Topics include addressing racist behaviour, dates making escape plans, a hook-up culture discussion, pre-dump warning, non-stop orgasming, letting romantic comedies ruin your life. Hosted on...

We get wild pretty much right off the bat in this one, friends.  This episode is all about that cool, cool penis energy and not at all about Nazi pubes.  Topics include loud parent sex, a nefarious neighbour, canceling a date and skipping straight to sex, a deodorant dick spray, pre-blowjob showers, we attempt sex writing, an effeminate voice, bailing on a date when they run late. Hosted on Acast....

Don't be scared by our rocky start, this episode is still packed to the brim with that good advice and plenty of trips to Tangent City.  Topics include a cryptic door note, how to pamper your fuck buddy, how to recover from asking someone out and not getting a response, taking steps to rougher sex, stop wasting your time and energy on douchebags.  Also, check out our new friends at Tickle. Life fo...

We may have missed Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you don't need dating advice anymore.  In fact, with our inadvertent ignoring of the big V-D, you may need our advice more than ever!  Topics include the normal amount of likes to get on Tinder, hiding your success from new dates, when to offer a ride on a date, admitting your toxic behaviour, discounting non-hetro sexual experiences. Hoste...

Welcome to this week's podcast episode where we fail to correctly identify or reference anything that has to do with pop culture or classic literature!  Topics include finding a boyfriend who isn't best friends with Shaggy, requiring validation from strangers, breaking up but not letting go, post-oral kissing protocol and giving up the notion of "the one." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Well, the big sports game is over and we barely talked about it.  What we did talk about is the pressing concerns you all have about dating and sex.  Topics include moving on and learning to trust again, getting your man to pee on you, songs to jam to, how to be a more sexual man, desperation detection recovery and learning how to apologize when you've done something wrong. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Hey, y'all wanna make a stape?  Come on, we could both have a stape to remember our time together.  Also, don't freak out by the episode numbering, it's a dumb joke that we'll only do once.  Topics include catching stape fever, not his cup of pee, allergic reaction to attraction, making sex a chore, drunk driving pick up techniques, first date ice breakers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

 We finally did it.  We made it to episode 69 and let me be completely honest with you, we didn't plan anything for it.  Not at all.  We do, however, come up with more brilliant ideas for TV shows.  Also, try to keep an ear out for Niall accidentally confessing his love for a certain bald musician.  Topics include our brand new GOOP scent, being the worst girlfriend ever, the countdown to solve 69...

This week we talk about our resolutions and also do some real deep diving on the hottest Vin Diesel education history.  Topics include expressing your love, how to welcome home a returning lover, after sex cravings, a surfing scandal, anime moans, and becoming your brother's father. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year, same Pod!  I think I made that joke last year too, but I'll do what I want because it's 2020.  Topics include Sharon Stone's dating profile, heely in or heely out, triggering PTSD during sex, keeping the mystery alive, a porn appearance accusation, interrupting your son's gay sex and Dain makes the choicest purchase of 2020. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey 2019.  You were pretty buckwild and messed a lot of people's stuff up, but if we're being honesty here... you were pretty good to us.  So, thanks, but let's make room for 2020 now, baby.  Topics include not having sex on New Year's Eve (cheers!), Ralph Wiggum and your other precious children, Niall lies about surfing in Ireland, booty call babysitting, being boring, the winner of the Niall Jok...

It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar!  It's time for our second annual Sexmas Spectacular.  This week, YOU gifted US with a ton of your festive questions and we happily answer them with seasonally appropriate cheer.  Topics include sneaky squeakless sex, gifting your fuck buddy, nosy family questions and seeking closure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we drink wine and argue about what kind of clothing Shrek wears.  Topics include bossy reds, meme deal breakers, freeloading sex critique, trash dick, saying the wrong name, and Dain's favourite bad sex writing yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last week we indulged ourselves in a little game, but this week we get right into the meaty, juicy good stuff that you all come here for: advice.  And let me tell you, we have got some doozies this week.  Topics include unintentional third wheel voyeurism, hotel sex long con, wishing he'd have a condom, threesome anxiety and picking a name for the new dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

You're in for a real treat today, friends.  Now, I will warn you that this one is a bit off the rails, but we've got your favourite guest boy back in the closet.  That's right, Kyle Crawford joins us once again to co-host this week's episode and this time he brings us a brand new segment: The Fuckly Buds Game!  Niall and Dain play, what is essentially the Newlyweds Game, to see who knows the most...

In a very special episode we celebrate the greatest of days, Dain's birthday.  To commemorate thirty-two beautiful years on this planet, we pool our collective knowledge into an infinite pool of wisdom.  We also freak out a lot about placentas and we put a new topic in The Box.  Topics include a Tinder heist, having your cake and eating the exact same cake, why you don't take pills you get in the...

Despite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure.  We only had to start and stop recording like three times, but we did it.  Also, if anyone wants a cat, let me know.  Topics include wedding night semen request, top secret Snapchat activation streaks, public sex rejection, the mysterious case of the text that was never sent, how Dain ru...

The spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet.  Dain brings a much needed update on an on-going saga and Niall reveals our first listener gift.  Topics include dealing with betrayal and a tattoo Hail Mary, ignoring women for three years to attract... women, learning to not be creepy, sneaking a boy into your house undetected, being the...