F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

If we could all just take a moment to reflect on our lives for a second and see how we could be a bit more like Canadian rock superstar Chad Kroeger the world would be a better place.  Topics include engagement ring fake out, getting out of the pick-up game, STD gaslighting masterclass, giving up masturbation, the infidelity notary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode two very romantic adult men lament the troubles of being romantic teenage males.  Topics include only looking for sex online, threesome preparation, dealing with your partner having sex with someone else, teenage romance, a healthy way to get your partner to embrace a healthier way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dain brings big dad energy to this one and Niall insults some brains.  Topics include fortunes found in foreskin, a murdery update, a rocky honeymoon phase, annoyingly platonic dick pics, being bullied by your wife to sleep with her friend, why won't just reject men up front, an epic chronicle of perfect monster girls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we bring a very important update regarding #NoSimpSeptember which we definitely take very serious and don't mock at all.  Topics include women's inability to understand kindness, the hazards of a 24/7 fetish lifestyle, keeping your relationship spontaneous with attempted murder, a double grandpa situation, engagement ring conman classics, accidentally marrying a pornstar and a sex writin...

We're usually on the same page when it comes to answering questions, but when we're not we get contention boi energy.  Topics include the terrifying power of WAP, just wanting to see some fat dick, vaginal beauty standards, enjoying a sunset with a stranger, defining compatibility, the perfect gift, lingerie ownership and whole slew of new dating red flags.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

I don't know about you, Iron Man, but a Thanos snap doesn't seem like the worst idea right now.  Topics include a soupy Samurai seduction, losing your virginity with Mr. Stark, a post-break up birthday party, the most sacred of family vows, dealing with a chronic ghoster, illicit trampoline funds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy!  I don't know what to say about this one, y'all.  I suppose this is just the energy we're bringing to the 100s.  Topics include how to slow a dude's sex roll, how to bring a little 8 Mile into your relationship, boyfriend surveillance, the finest works of T. Shakespeare, the bravest bread maneuver, Dain brings us up to a date with our favourite dreamer and Niall provides quite possibly the...

We've done it.  Somehow, we've made it to 100 episodes and we haven't missed a single one!  Thank you so much for being on this weird, sexy and sometimes audibly uncomfortable ride with us.  We love you.  Also, if you submitted an audio clip for our 100th Episode Celebration, stay tuned at the end to hear it!  Topics include the most unpleasant sex writing Niall's ever read, an unsafe undergarment...

Celebrate Episode 100 with us by sending in a short voice message to fbuddiespodcast[at]gmail.com! This week's train wreck of a title is the result of a terrible experiment cooked up by Niall.  Topics include a five minute conversation cap, appealing to white people, the most magical of Mikes, fanfiction discoveries, being TOO good, helping The Kid recover from a missed opportunity. Hosted on Acas...

Terrible personalities, horrible podcast.  Don't even bother.  Topics include small penis sibling comfort, a horny milk update, an accidental first date text, being too available, approach empathy, the catalog feeling of online dating, the most graphic Instagram live video ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got a break from the scorching heat here in Toronto, so we took advantage by using our very big brains to answer your questions with perfect clarity this week.  Topics include Pokemon passion problems, communication tactics, keeping it SIMP-le, anal inclinations, saving your tongue for marriage, and we review more of your submitted Tinder profiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

This week we have an exciting guest, Shakun Sethi, the founder and CEO of Tickle. Life, a website that can only be described as a sexuality megasite.  Topics include parent safe glory hole descriptions, sex when you're not feeling sexy, starting a conversation from nothing, the leaky boob betrayal, a third-party DM inquiry.   Visit www.tickle.life for more sex and sexuality wellness material! Host...

This week Dain confronts Niall about a terrible crime and a whole new conspiracy reveals itself.  Topics include astral hexing, expectations for a romantic picnic, emotional cheating, the right time to state intentions, escaping Scientology, dating profile review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bring some real bad energy at the top of this episode because sometimes you just got to let it all out, but don't worry, we get to that good stuff in no time.  Topics include not allowed to be good at video games, contrary boners, manufacturing a broken heart, looking sexy tied up, mother-daughter dildo bonding and a fun new game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I know we say it a lot, but I think this one is the sweatiest episode ever.  Even in the middle of a heatwave here in Toronto, we get in our murder-sweat-closest to record an episode to keep your sex at the top of its game.  Topics include calling dibs on women, a potential spectral surprise, a creepy meet-cute, getting over social anxiety and improving self-worth, a date refund, sharing condom co...

This week we buckle down and get to business with possibly the most questions we've ever answered in one episode.  We've set a dangerous precedent, but don't get too used to it, this much focus can only come around once in awhile.  Topics include a real ex-girlfriend porn video, the creepiest clean up, a traditional family without electronics, a sexy video to the wrong fella, insecurity and plasti...

Crack open an ice cold beer that may or may not include someone's genital bacteria and enjoy this week's episode!  Topics include the mystical yoni, how to recover after losing a fight, a political tattoo, getting over a broken heart and accepting your vagina's plumpness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the time of year, y'all!  Happy Pride!  And what would Pride be without our annual Pride episode and with our favourite co-host Kyle Crawford?  In dependable fashion, Kyle brings a brand new game to challenge Dain and Niall with to see who's more in touch with their queer side.  Topics include Grindr's race removal, bisexual reveal, keeping it in the family threesome, making moves in this qua...

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming in the hopes that we can be a little bit of light in an otherwise bleak time.  We hang out in the bathroom for probably too long in this episode, but that's okay because sometimes you gotta get dirty to answer the people's questions.  Topics include absorbent seduction techniques, mystery residue and mystery fetish, a big small toilet problem, how...

This week we take a step back from our usual show to use our platform to support the Black Lives Matter. Books recommendations:  'Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?: And Other Conversations About Race' by Beverly Daniel Tatum 'When They Call You a Terrorist: A Black Lives Matter Memoir' by Patrisse Khan-Cullors and Asha Bandele 'So You Want to Talk About Race' by Ijeoma...

The world is chaos at the moment.  We recorded this episode before madness descended, so we hope that we can provide a slice of normalcy and maybe even a smile during these times of pain and healing. Additional music: Study And Relax by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5764-study-and-relax License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

A brief apology for some of the audio issues this week, my microphone decided to crank itself to 11 while we were recording, but thanks to modern technology, we were able to fix the issue for the most part and deliver another week of rousing sex and dating advice.  Topics include terrorist incels, the boundary between insecurity and invasion,  clearing your mind during sex, an unexpected elderly a...

It's hard to come up with these episode descriptions when all I do is sit around all day re-watching Community and working on a digital farm, but, hey, someone's got to do it.  Topics include creative urine solutions, finding a place for sex when you're exhausted, natural penis enlargement, making sure you don't confuse holes, the hellish fiend Doof Deniur. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

In the interest of safety, we respectfully ask that you remain six feet away from your podcast player while listening to this week's episode.  You can't be too safe.  Topics include sideways boners, where are young people having sex, quarantine friends with benefits, how to leave pick-up behind and initiate sex like a human being, seducing your mom's best friend, cutting a new relationship off at...

Look, we know you've got a lot on your mind.  Deadly pandemic, murder hornets... full body mythical creature tattoos.  We're here to take your mind off all this craziness for a hot, sexy hour.  You're welcome.  Topics include how to seduce an angry woman, peeing someone else's underwear, masturbation fines, bringing the goods when you blow too soon, how to defeat a succubus, when you're bored of e...