F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Sometimes you don't want to talk about U2, sometimes you need to.  Topics include top secret Dad folder, slobbering sex situation, making the perfect Together Breakfast, scientific semen tree sniffing, and defining a f*ck boy. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Sure, 2020 was bad, but nothing is worse than finding out someone beat you to Girth Brooks.  Topics include, zombie sex robots, nude roommate blunder, nothing gay about pegging, finding your bad date's Twitter, a return to the fever dreams of BetterBetch, amnesia as a defense. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free shipping with t...

And as the last light of humanity slowly flickers away, the words echoed one last time, "I am immortal."  Topics include cryptic sex AIs, unhealthy ways to express doubts, when to a bail on catfish dates, peanut butter dog crimes and masturbation material. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20. H...

I don't have abs or a good brain, I'm pretty much House-Elf Mike.  Topics include a step-by-step guide to murder-staring, separating the desire for sex and masturbation, a fishy proposition, the new Arby's vagina sandwich, long distance reconnection and discussing Asian-focused violence.   This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free sh...

Do you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger?  Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date's pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate. This week we are...

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual, that's just to help us transition into a more manageable 20 second format.  Topics include the cure for insanity, bringing a gun to a genital fight, fighting your girlfriend's dad for the bill, applying fashion rules to relationships, managing online relationships and a real good crop of Tinder profiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

If you're gonna cream your jeans, you might as well make it artistic.  Topics include breaking up but in the future, getting very excited by holding hands, love lockdowns and general relationship dread and cutting ties with a lost cause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves.  Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with herpes, being tempted during tough times, maintaining your interests in relationships and Dain's re-entry into Tinder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are psychic girlfriends becoming more common or are we now just waking up to reality?  Topics include a problematic predication, soup spilling seduction, learning where the dishes go, wanting your lingerie to linger a little longer, and texting back a frequent texter. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free shipping with the code:...

We do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise.  Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn't good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  ht...

I don't care who knows it: Leader of Men by Nickelback is a pretty good song.  Topics include recurring tattoo troubles, three round sex requirement, post-sex clean up techniques, what makes sex bad, Dain's murder closet. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/  and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

You can let a man down easy or you can let him down hard or you can thumb that ass right down.  Topics include a delightful ball experience that every man definitely wants, a baffling work (maybe) romance, being bad at break-up texts, being known as the stinky girl, endless first date gambit. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free...

I legally have to say that I'm not encouraging you to do crimes, but if you were going to do crimes... why not do them all?  Topics include Bluetooth detective work, naming your kid after your ex, stop being charming and other bad advice, making up stories and short guy problems. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to  http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with...

Okay, just hear me out, maybe someone is in a relationship with you and YOU don't know.  It could happen, right?  Topics include relationship follow-for-follow, the "s" word, the moral grounds of cheating, the biggest, hardest pep talk two boys have ever given and how to be true to yourself and be sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We did it!  We made it to 2021!  Now no one say anything about what kind of year it's going to be.  Topics include groundhog year, cousin porn, birthday shutdown, surgical sex stoppage, how to pick up Japanese women, rejecting sexual advances that you want. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we've almost made it through 2020.  For the love of God, just stay clear of this donkey.  Topics include ranking your sexual partners, dangers of dating a witch, a textbook way to ruin Christmas, cellphone paranoia, reflecting on missed opportunities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We made it to everyone's favourite non-denominational festive holiday: SEXMAS!  Join us for a special episode where we take a break from answering questions to come up with a steamy erotica book that will please you in more ways than one!  We want to wish you a safe and happy holiday whether you're celebrating Sexmas, another winter tradition or nothing in particular.  We love you! Additional Musi...

Stop what you're doing right now and go enter our Sexmas Giveaway!  Contest ends December 17th 2020, so get going!  Links are found further below.  Topics include celebrating a dead abuser, being a sober dater, how to absolutely not connect with teens, the detriments of condoms, recovering from an accident, wanting it rougher. ENTER THE SEXMAS GIVEAWAY: https://www.facebook.com/fckbuddiespodcast/p...

There's a very big announcement involving Sexmas at the end of the show, so make sure you stay around to hear what we've got planned.  Or you could skip ahead to the end, but we know you wouldn't do that... would you?  Topics include learning what Dain's scented candle is, being your true self, how to stop being attracted to women, navigating a Hall Pass, the importance of a safe word, our big Sex...

During these trying times, its important to check in on your friends and see if they're doing okay especially if they were absolutely never doing okay.  Topics include an innovative use of bodily fluids, the desire to be a classy wife, post break-up couples therapy, getting used, cum prevention techniques, bragging about being an adult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're just gonna let you listen to this podcast, but we're not giving it to you.  Please give us our podcast back now.  Topics include historical sex inventions, a reincarnated girlfriend, un-SIMPing your son, lock down lock out, a gift for future boyfriend(s). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aren't you just sick and tired of never knowing whether you want to date, have sex with or just be friends with a woman?  Well, have we got a revolutionary trick for you this episode!  Topics include psychic girlfriend, giving up sex for religion, literal cabin fever, sexual tension day games, long term sex drives, an earth shattering way to deal with women, having a real sexy teacher. Hosted on A...

Hey, America!  You did a good job and to celebrate we've got a very special episode in which we barely talk about politics because we had no idea what was going to happen when we recorded this.  Topics include a surprisingly horny coffee fact, what to do when your date falls asleep, masturbation and virginity, how to tell your partner they're not good in bed, using "faking it" as a weapon, the mos...

Welcome to this week's episode, if you'll give us a moment, we just have to finish half-heartedly deepthroating this dildo.  Topics include PS5 sadness, an abusive song, unexpected dildo desires, reverting to your original stink, neighbourly sex crimes, dealing with a broken condom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lines have been drawn in the sand.  You're either with us or against us.  The War on Boys begins now!  Topics include a brief history of Canadian serial killers, virtual work dress codes, supporting new hobbies, nocturnal smackdown, how to dirty talk if your partner started it, homewrecker avoidance tactics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.