V'Ger Please!

Your podcast heroes get back on track with a review of "Repentance" (and a little bit on "Lineage"). When Voyager saves some Space Texans and the Doctor fixes a murder brain, what happens when the Federation encounter a Very Special Episode?

Your podcast heroes take a quick (previously Patreon only) sidequest into one of their other favorite fictional sci-fi universes involving Ron Moore - Battlestar Galactica! We review the oddball TV movie Razor and dive deep on the pre-streaming dawn of the Golden Age of Television, BSG as a series, and of course the merits of an entire feature length film that serves as largely irrelevant backstor...

The deepest fan service is on the menu as we review "Shattered", the Voyager installment made for nerds like us. This week, Chakotay has to remember all the plots as the Ghost of Voyager's Future and outwit his almost baby mamma Burn Queen one more time.

Your podcast heroes finish off "Flesh and Blood" and ask all the tough questions. Is Evil Hologram Jesus a cookie cutter bad guy or a well developed antagonist? How much better would Voyager be with a kill-team of murder AI? Ar those who eat butt still able to enter Sto-vo-kor?

We all learn the lesson that you need to play nice with your toys as we review Part 1 of "Flesh and Blood"! Our favorite World War 2 Cosplayers show back up and made a big oopsie, the EMH engages in a bit of light treason, and Peter nearly scared himself dead in VR.

Your podcast heroes lay into one of the all time Jabroni circus episodes when they review "Nightingale"! Marvel as we suffer through Starfleet officers lacking adult reasoning skills and Harry Kim being the biggest whiny douche in the quadrant, all while B'Elanna takes a trip to Cougar Town.

We all find out together how much Peter hates fun as we review "Body and Soul", a fun, breezy rom-com of an episode that one half of this duo just can't bring himself to like. One thing we do agree on? Tom Paris is the dirtiest pimp in the Delta Quadrant!

Yet another great episode of Next Gen breaks out in the middle of Voyager as we watch the adventures of Barclay with "Inside Man." Your podcast hero's teenage fantasies are paid off as Ferengi...engage in mass murder for profit? Yeeesh.

Hand us a hypospray as we diagnose "Critical Care", the EMH medical drama you didn't know you needed. Doctor Picardo comes through strong as he poisons Dr. Giggles for the greater good, all while Voyager chases after the Cryptkeeper.

Just when you thought the totally forgot, the writers remember a third of the entire crew are dirty space terrorists in "Repression". We get one final look at the finest uniforms ever to grace the Trek screen and admire smoldering catcher guy in his natural habitat while a terrible Season Two episode happens all around us.

Your podcast heroes shift into high gear as they watch Voyager's attempt at chariot racing with "Drive"! We watch as the galaxy's worst match try and fix their dysfunctional relationship with marriage! This never works! Please do not do this!

Sometimes, it's the good ones that are the hardest to talk about...and that is the case this week as we review "Imperfection"! Your podcast heroes try and find different ways to say 'yes they sure did act real good there' while speculating what is in Seven of Nine's secret shakes.

Your podcast heroes begin the final leg of the journey home as they review "Unimatrix Zero, Part II" and remain entirely unimpressed by everything they are seeing. Tuvok forgets the change the passwords, B'Elanna gets slapped out of the episode, and the Borg are reduced to a trivial annoyance. It's terrible!

Your podcast heroes breath a big sigh of relief as they put a bow on Season Six of Star Trek: Voyager and hand out their patent end-of-season awards! While Season Sucks really was the worst, it wasn't all bad. We go through all the high, the lows, the weakest you-know-what...all the classics, just for you!

Your podcast heroes winding road through Season Sucks finally draws to a close with "Unimatrix Zero, Part 1"! We explore the occasional high but mostly the lows of this season ending entry, wonder how the writers missed on putting Seven's dad in this, and explain to the audience how horny Second Life really is.

For the consideration of the Midnight Society its a review of "The Haunting of Deck Twelve!" This decent-ish episode is filled with all kinds of spooky stories, chair assaults by D&D Wizards, and Shocky, the Voyager crew member we should have had but never got.

Your podcast heroes consume the maximum amount of Picardo that your doctor can prescribe as they review "Life Line"! It's some hot Robert-on-Robert action as the EMH comes to cure his sort-of Dad as our favorite TNG guest stars grab the popcorn to watch.

Your podcast heroes celebrate unironically the return of their favorite character in "Fury" and then, you know, immediately despair about what a terrible episode they gave her to come back to. Don't worry though, we give this one the quick, quality re-write that would make any Space Euripides proud!

Your podcast heroes return with a review of "Muse", the episode where Space Euripides gets a new secret girlfriend who is very angry and also a Klingon. Witness a decent episode filled with B'Elanna giving zero care for the Prime Directive and a heaping helping of writer self insert commentary.

Previously only available to our Patreon subscribers, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of Season 1 of Lower Decks! Does the fandom power of the best Trek Twitter account combined with Discount Rick and Morty animation actually make for a good show? Turns out the answer is yes....eventually.

Your podcast heroes resume Director LeVar's redemption arc with "Live Fast and Prosper", an episode about what happens when Voyager's Equifax data gets stolen. Thankfully, our heroes have the two best ex-cons possible to counter grift the grifters, and we are here for it.

Ever had to deal with a coworker whom you would love to fall victim to a tragic transporter accident? Everyone on Voyager can evidently relate thanks to "Good Shepard"! is it a rip off of the famous TNG episode about low-ranking grunts? Sure, but at least it's a good one!

The clouds break and daylight shines on the eternal storm as your podcast heroes review "Child's Play", the second episode in a row with ma major Supernatural side character. We pay to Jeri Ryan's performance while wondering how many times Janeway is going to take a hard pass on Borg extermination.

Your podcast heroes meet Harry's *not at all imagined*, super competent, long term love interest who previously died off screen in "Ashes to Ashes". We 'enjoy' the return of the A/B plot with an episode that fails at every level.

Your podcast heroes face a true test of their friendship as they review the return to Irish Disneyland, "Spirit Folk". With no Australians in sight to help bail them out, can Peter endure the shocking admission that Joseph...kinda liked it?