V'Ger Please!

Voyager's destructive rampage through the quadrant continues in "Collective", when they run into a boat filled with cyborg murder babies. Your podcast heroes lament missed opportunities and contemplate all the therapy bills they kids are going to rack up.

You better beeelieeeve that your podcast heroes are reviewing the most intense, slam-jammin' episode of Voyager ever made in "Tsunkatse"! They behold the majesty of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, DS9 Guest Stars, and as much production value as a county fair!

This week we get into the tall grass, looking for VC in the Delta Quadrant as we watch "Memorial". Tom, Chakotay, Harry, and Neelix LARP some serious PTSD as Voyager handles what amount to a Very Special Episode. Also: Is Tom the worst boyfriend ever?

Your podcast heroes deal with a serious contender for The Absolute Worst as they review "Virtuoso" - an episode all about aliens with zero redeeming qualities turning the EMH into a pop star. Everyone is awful and it sucks. Why are we doing this again?

Your podcast heroes debate the merits of "Blink of an Eye", an episode free of both the Irish and general stink of Season Sucks...but is it good? More importantly, how many people did Dr. Evil kill on that planet?

Your podcast heroes call in help from The Land Down Under to tackle the biggest holodeck turkey of them all – "Fair Haven"! Listen as Joseph and Peter get the assist from Tarran and Mike from Hail and Well Met as they discuss Janeway's modded saves, the disgusting nature of Irish cooking, and the fine art of making your boss a custom boyfriend.

At last, The Broccoli Man makes a triumphant return as we watch "Pathfinder". As one of our favorite Trek characters battles his holo-demons, we realize that we are just watching TNG episode with some Voyager character in it. You won't catch us complaining!

The resident Borg finally digs too greedily and too deep in "The Voyager Conspiracy". When Seven of Nine comes out the other end jabbering that the moon landing was faked and trying to sell something called 'Super Male Vitality' will Janeway and Chuck O'Tay turn on each other for no reason? Of course they will!

"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing." You know what else is suspended in an endless nothing? Season Six of Voyager, and the episode "One Small Step"! Listen to our despair and behold a greater truth!

The Voyager Gang gets up to more wacky hijinks as we review "Dragon's Teeth"! As we wonder if Trash Bag Tom will accidentally get the crew hooked on crack cocaine, witness the ultimate manifestation of Voyager getting bad Delta Nextdoor rep.  

The Truth Is Out There as Voyager teams up with Space Fox Mulder in "Riddles" the Tuvix sequel you never wanted. Is this episode 'good-ish', noble in its attempt to further the Snarf-Tuvok bromance? Or is it garbage where Tim Russ does the thing Robert Downey Jr. always warns you not to do?

Your podcast heroes console themselves in the knowledge they have better friends in their lives than Tom Paris ever did as they review "Alice". It's a ripoff of a Stephen King novel and its stupid as hell, but that's our jam!

Your podcast heroes do a deep dive on 'bizzaro Galaxy Quest' - better known to you as "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy". We examine why the Voyager writers direct their dislike of Trek fans into literal fat neckbeard Doctor Who aliens who say 'acktualy' while geeking out, and enjoy an episode filled with butt touching.

Your podcast heroes are subjected to a heaping helping of Klingon mysticism as they partake of "Barge of the Damned", RDM's final Voyager entry. It's déjà vu all over again as we get our 5th or 6th episode about B'Elanna not liking being Klingon. How many times do we have to do this? Is this our podcast hell?

The Voyager Party Bus rolls up to the Good Times Space Station for some fun open house pizza parties, but suddenly Seven of Nine's embarrassing friends from Borg Camp drop in! Stay with us as we discuss character growth, more Ron Moore, and Voyager's history of near misses.

Your podcast heroes launch themselves into Season 6 with a review of "Equinox, Part 2"! We do some good ol' fashioned script doctoring while we try and fix this B- episode, vibe on that big Ron Moore Energy, and wonder why disabling the EMH's ethics does not turn him to a Turbo Murder Lon-bot.

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of the best Trek movie ever made - Galaxy Quest - and the recent 'Never Surrender' documentary. Your podcast heroes discuss the gentle greatness of the film, it's uplifting comment on fandom, and how things have changed since then.

Your podcast heroes review the season-that-was from the highs of "Timeless" and "Bride of Chaotica" to the briny depths of "Thirty Days" and "Dark Frontier". What were the best episodes? The worst? Who got the coveted Space Boddicker Award for Best Guest Character? Tune in and find out!

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of Season 5 and review "Equinox", all about a little ship filled with That Guys and is *definitely not* sacrificing UwU Space Kittens so they can make more Go Juice to get home. These guys are totally legit! Honest!

Are you ready for B'Elanna Vs. Evil AI Part 3: Tokyo Drift? You better be because we are reviewing "Warhead" a story about a bomb if it were played by an excellent TV actor. We marvel at how Voyager crew members are doomed never to remember why AI as bad because the writing is bad or they all got Space TBIs.

We are both here, there, and everywhere as we review "Relativity" - the story of tragic 29th Century fashion, major That Guy energy, and the lowest energy phaser fight this side of the Temporal Prime Directive. Can we keep our tenses straight as we discuss our best Voyager episode in weeks? Listen and find out!

So we think Netflix got confused or something because we went to watch the next Voyager episode - "11:59" - and then this weird Lifetime movie came on instead. I guess it had Kate Mulgrew in it though? At least our expertise about winter in Middle America was finally relevant!

Count how many times Peter sighs in contempt of this week's episode, "Someone To Watch Over Me". Joseph proves himself a sucker for anything remotely associated with My Fair Lady and we spend 20 minutes talking about the most 90's of movies.

Slather up those biceps and don your finest tank top, we are going garbage diving this week in "Juggernaut"! It's B'Elanna's turn to her best Ripley cosplay as we get the 867th episode about her anger issues and Roxann Dawson gets all the millage out of those push-ups.

The UPN rolls out the fat, Seinfeld sized checks to score their biggest (in context) guest star in "Think Tank". Watch as George Constanza himself is perfectly adequate in an episode where Peter loses his mind over a single line of dialogue.