V'Ger Please!

Nothing like a trailer for our show 200+ episodes in, but better late than never!

Sins of pilots past return to haunt us as a certain Temporal Agent makes his first appearance in "Cold Front"! Gas up the space RV because we are headed to Branson to look at stars with space Hare Krishnas.

Your podcast heroes run out of ways to describe all the bad plans when they review "Fortunate Son"! The NX-01 takes a detour to helped some stranded space truckers, they get subjected to terrible Mayweather acting and have another inexplicable low-intensity space fight. It's not a good trend!

The NX-01 unlocks the power of unlimited breadsticks as we review "Civilization". When the crew finds a planet that's a cross between Witcher 2 and Italian family dining, a fun field trip becomes a Captain Planet episode …and very little else happens.

Enjoy an episode with the lowest possible stakes as the lads review "Breaking the Ice". This one is so casual, it spends five minutes on a scene where they answer poop questions by 4th graders, and the villain is...poor footing.

Quick visit to the gift shop at the Vulcan monastery leads to a galaxy of head wounds as we review "The Andorian Incident"! When the NX-01 Trio tries to get cultural enlightenment they run into the unmitigated excellence of Jeffrey Combs and hatch a plan to avoid having Reed shoot up the place …which involves Reed shooting up the place.

You podcast heroes remember to select the banker and head west as they review "Terra Nova"! When the NX-01 decides to check in on a colony that went silent, they find a lightly irradiated Paramount backlot, Reed gets a convenient leg wound, That Guy from The Mummy shows up, and Mayweather has to do the homework.

Things take a deeply weird turn on the NX-01 as the boys review "Unexpected". When Archer sends Trip over on a weirdly inefficient field trip to help space lizards on the cheapest set imaginable, he manages to get the worst case of cooties ever seen. He has all the hormones as his fixes OSHA violations, and also … Klingons show up?

The first away mission becomes the field trip from hell as we review "Strange New World"! When Archer stupidly decides for no reason to visit a cool LA area park, T'Pol and Space Florida Man get a dose of accidental MK Ultra in the Not Hell Caves while Red Shirt Tennis Star has a bad time with the soul sucking device.

The Edgy Space Teens have their first brush with existential space horror and the NX-01 decide to put invasive species on random planets as we review "Fight or Flight"! Watch as Archer writes stupid decision checks his bad torpedoes can't cash, Hoshi thinks it's time to nope out, and we learn some space fairing races lack critical context clue skills.

I hope you got plenty of that Faith of the Heart, because your heroes are BACK with a review on Enterprise's opener, "Broken Bow". When Deebo drops in on Earth, the NX-01 has to make an unscheduled trip to Discount Omega as edgy teenager humans rebel against their lame Vulcan Dads. What could go wrong?

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of the Voyager experience and discuss the show as a whole, answer the big questions, and drop an awards show for the ages!

We sail into that sweet docking birth at Utopia Planitia, you podcast heroes has some final thoughts on Season 7! What was the best? Who was the worst and why is it always Harry Kim? Who got an ending...and was the ending actually good? Listen and get the very best takes on the season-that-was!

It was all leading up to this...while there are no Thanos snaps to be found, we get plenty of timey-wimey nonsense in "Endgame"! After a gently aged up Admiral Janeway shows up to power level Voyager into some epic gear, we spend way too much time on the worst love story of all time.

Spy, tech expert, potential murder machine .... the EMH really does it all as we review "Renaissance Man"! We get to see the Doc at his full (and terrifying) potential as the Tater Boys show up for one last run. Meanwhile, Smoldering Catcher Guy gets lines! This one has everything!

You podcast heroes shed a single manly tear as they watch "Homestead"! While Neelix has his Senior Week moment, we see the forbidden from the mouth of babes, that apparently the Borg are so weak they even get beat by nomad Talaxians, and an honest reflection on what made the Space Rat our favorite character.

Prepare the Space Peyote and fire up the Native band because our favorite Dream Warrior saddles up for one last star turn in "Natural Law". We get a turd straight from the Season Two writers room, with the added 'bonus' of Seven of Nine tripping over her heels.

Your podcast heroes say goodnight to the sweet prince when thy watch "Friendship One"! We watch as the writers put poor Joe Carey on the most obvious express lane to red shirt territory in all of Trek history while the gang tries to raid a Fallout 3 Raider hideout. It goes poorly, but the episode is kinda rad.

Your podcast heroes accept the charges and review "Author, Author"! The writers manage to dump about seven or eight plots on us as the crew manages the sweet new Barclay Facetime App. Is the EMH a real boy? Does Seven's aunt have a warm plate of cookies waiting for her? Did Maquis call their lawyers?

From the depths of early season garbage comes the sequel no one wanted and you didn't ask for - "Q2"! We try our best to talk about this episode in a way that does not fill our you with dread, misery, and lots of jokes about an extra greasy John de Lancie. (Narrator: They failed.)

Your podcast heroes bask in the fully operational glory of Jeri Ryan in a red dress as we review "Human Error". Seven of Nine re-activates her World of Warcraft account and gets just a little too involved in that RP server as she tries to become a real girl. Meanwhile, her coworkers are kinda jerks, but then again she did shoot at them a lot.

It's a jailbreak within a jailbreak as we review "Workforce, Part 2". There are good cops, bad doctors, effective detective work, shootouts, and more...all to serve the greatest betrayal of all time.

We get a front row seat to Kathy J getting to live her best life in "Workforce". We observe as the Captain trades her pips to punch a clock at the power plant, finds a great Silver Fox to shack up with, and burns another roast. Meanwhile, a pretty good episode takes place behind her!

Voyager finds out who runs Barter Town when they wind up in "The Void"! We get those major Babylon 5 vibes as Janeway pairs together he two favorite things - diplomacy and bad decision making! Also the Doctor teaches Techno.

Voyager pulls up along side a generational Klingon party bus and hyjinks ensue as your podcast heroes review "Prophecy". What happens when a band of heavy metal samurai have a case of the West Virginia's and they think B'Elanna's baby is Jesus? Meanwhile, Neelix arrives at the moment he trained his whole life for, and we are here for it.