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The boys reunite with one of their favorite guest stars as they review  "The Seventh". What happens when Capt. Manchild gets asked by his friend for help in restoring her Vulcan Vice Cop honor? An episode where Mayweather is the best thing going.

The Enterprise writers take a classic western/frontier story and manage to do nothing with it in "Marauders"! When the NX-01 swings by a remote gas station to fill up, Archer forces his help on people who don't want it. Then Klingons show up for a Scooby-Doo level fight sequence!

Our savagery knows no bounds as we are forced to watch and review "A Night in Sickbay" - an episode so bad, it defies brief description. Witness as Archer fails to have basic adult coping skills, more cringe exploitation happens, and we question the sanity and good sense of everyone involved. 

The NX-01 gets a refit AND helps itself to some totally not suspect brisket at the local Space Buc-ee's in "Dead Stop"! Trip and Reed try to Solid Snake, Archer has poorly articulated feelings, and we find out the real reason Mayweather is on this show as we review this shadow two-parter.

It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs  ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed finds chit-chatting with Archer so intolerable, he tries to eighty-six himself on the spot. We feel you, bro.

We head back into the time to the days of Sputnik, I Love Lucy, and...secret first contact between T'Pol's great, great grandma and the world's nicest coal mining town in "Carbon Creek". We get an out-of-place, late season filler episode that isn't terrible, and also features the most blatant sexual exploitation to date! Truly this one has everything!

The NX-01 continues it's battle against weird time nonsense as we review "Shockwave Pt.2"! As Archer and Space Zuck try and come up with a plan at some random library's fiction section, how many scenes of blatant sexual exploitation can the episode fit in? Two! The answer is two!

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy our first ever review of an actual TNG production - "Star Trek: Generations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter the film is Actually Good, while he fights the hater's fight. Who will win? Listen and find out!

We take a quick detour back to familiar characters in an unfamiliar place as we interview Johnathan "JK" Morris, the creator of the excellent Voyager Season 8 Podcast! Listen in as we praise his writing and vision, dog on on his perfectionist release schedule, and tell you all how much you need to be listening!

You can cut the sexual tension with a knife as Joseph and Peter provide the Enterprise Season 1 RIP in our first in person recording in years! What is the worst, what is the best, and what new awards do we hand out this time around? Listen and find out!

The NX-01 does a little bit of light genocide as we review "Shockwave"! When a little oopsie doodle mass murder nearly ruins Archer's field trip, Space Zucc shows up to provide aimbots and GM notes. Is this episode haxx? Or just boring as hell?

Gather around the campfire as Peter tells us all about the Artemis convention, polite Canadian space pirates, and a whole bunch of other things more interesting than "Two Days and Two Nights", which we eventually review and is ...okay.

When Captain Hadley shows up, it's time for some prime overacting as we watch "Desert Crossing"! When Archer and Trip rescue Mr. Crabbs, they get a dinner invite that ends in balls, desert lacrosse, and a subplot about heat stroke that ruins everything. Would you like to know more?

A familiar face graces our screen as we review "Fallen Hero"! After Archer gets browbeat into doing a quick fetch quest for the Vulcans, the NX-01 winds up in the middle of the most unnecessary conspiracy of all time. But hey, any excuse to finally make the Warp 5 ship go Warp 5, right guys?

Tune in this week as we review "Vox Sola", where I cannot describe a single thing we say in this episode or this advertisement will never pass social media standards. Quick, go take a look at one screen shot of this thing. What do YOU think we spend an hour talking about?

The lingering malaise of Enterprise S1 really starts to set in as we review "Detained"! When a stunt-casted Al shows up for the big 'message episode' about internment camps being bad, what happens when the writers are so dim-witted they make the bad guys completely reasonable?

We get two special guest stars for the price of one as we review "Oasis"! When the NX-01 finds a spoopy ghost ship the most obvious plot happens. Even with the writers using 100% of the René Auberjonois, will that be enough?

At last Enterprise stops holding back and really shows us how bad it can be as we review the inexcusably bad "Acquisition". Your hosts don't hold anything back as even they are unable to find a way to save this wretched turkey.

Old instincts coming rushing back as we get the Chuck O'Tay episode no one wanted in the wrong show as we review "Rogue Planet"! When the NX-01 meets some Dick's Sporting Good aliens, Archer tries to score a date with a metaphorical Pokemon from a poem. Seriously, this is the plot.

We meet the Vulcan everyone warned you about at the Goth Club as we review "Fusion". We get the standard Enterprise tropes here - Archer gets more traumatic brain injury, T'Pol gets the short end of the stick, and Trip is a super bro to the first fat Vulcan.

You podcast team faces off as they review "Shuttlepod One"! Will Joseph be able to bring Peter into the light of accepting this stage play style episode as a quality addition of the Enterprise cannon? Or will he persist in complaining about this greatness with his 'facts' and 'logic'? Listen and find out!

We settle in to some of that sweet continuity as we review "Shadows of P'Jem"! Marvel at an episode that is supposed to be all about T'Pol making a choice but ends up with her having zero agency and dumb boob jokes until Shran shows up and saves us all.

Your intrepid podcast duo does a bit of late-night recording as they review "Sleeping Dogs"! As we are confronted by yet another C+ to B- entry of Enterprise, we postulate on the reasons why the show became a cultural footnote. Also, Reed has a cold.

Phlox entertains his lady friend while the Nx-01 tries to help very friendly aliens in "Dear Doctor"! Will the planet of comfy sweaters be a match for Phlox coming in hot to both Crewman Cutler AND terrible medical ethics? Probably not!

The NX-01 gets it's Reed episode while they deal with incredibly serious, death defining stakes of alien in "Silent Enemy". Also, for some godforsaken reason, half the runtime is about Hoshi finding out what he wants in a cake. This is a thing that actually happens.