The Hoely Hour

Liz and Amelia share listeners' boy math tips, and how every man is confident he can land a plane. Have you ever worn your underwear inside out because you haven’t done laundry yet? No me neither... that would be so gross... and Amelia has a big relationship announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz....

Tighten your seatbelts because this one’s a rollercoaster. Liz and Amelia discuss girl math, the amorphous concept of boy math and men placing importance on the legacy that their wieners leave behind. A listener writes in about the roadblocks he’s run into on dating apps (can we get an amen?). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz com...

Liz and Amelia discuss the facts that tweenhood no longer exists, some things that men do are just so cute, and how the only thing bigger than some men’s social media following is their audacity. We also talk about Neopets for about 90% of this episode, so get your Blumaroos and Kacheeks ready. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz co...

Is your celebrity crush a red flag, a green flag, a gay flag, or an obvious flag? True love's kiss solves everything, obviously. And Liz addresses a question she's been asked a lot recently... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertisin...

Mr. Liz co-hosts while Amelia (and Frank) are Out Of Office. He answers your questions, like how to tell your adult boyfriend to clean up after himself and start a fart-positive relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising...

We're back and discussing dismantling performative feminism. Do you support women as a way to get your weenie wet? THIS JUST IN: you're doing it for other men. We also discuss the masterpiece of the Barbie movie, and the importance of disclosing whether or not you're a parent on your dating profile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWi...

Amelia and Liz play another game of Porn Title Rankings, including Bi-Curious George and Grinding Nemo(?). What's your girl dinner, and just as important, what's your boy dinner? Let's talk about Ariana Granda dating a grown man who plays Spongebob in the Broadway musical because apparently that's a thing that exists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by S...

Shock of the century: we’re all over the place this week. We discuss the ethics of deep fake porn, the Colleen Ballinger saga, milk ducts, the concept of time, and sexy aliens. Amelia has a theory about our planet, and Liz just looks at the scientific method differently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.c...

The sexual tension in Trader Joe's is palpable, and it's because they're all boning. Let's talk about Jonah Hill's texts, and how being "the cool girl" is actually a miserable experience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

With Liz on vacation, Amelia has roped her boyfriend Frank into co-hosting a minisode! We take some ~juicy~ questions from the audience and discuss an AITA about a man that went on a couples retreat without his girlfriend. Will Amelia take this opportunity to corner Frank into telling some secrets? Absolutely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecas...

What's a beepus? A better question is, what ISN'T a beepus. Amelia does a "what's in my bag" for an audio medium, reads porn comments, and shares sex life statistics, while Liz interrupts to tell stories about herself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pe...

*Stefon voice* This episode has everything: Andrew Tate in a Romanian Prison, men tracking women down from Bumble, euphemisms for masturbating, Charlie Puth. The bouncer is TI who will be making sure you're still a virgin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use o...

Does every dad just love Rolos? Liz and Amelia read and answer emails from listeners asking about kinks, sexuality, and possibly traumatizing childhood memories, and one listener shares some amazing girlboss advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of perso...

Comedian and SNL writer Ceara O'Sullivan helps us decide what's bridezilla and what's bridechilla! Liz and Amelia are starting a movement to unionize the hoes. This week's based words of wisdom: boycotting things that suck is just setting boundaries Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information abo...

There's a new thing you need to try while... *ahem* self-pleasure. Can you guess what it is? Let's talk about the polarity in relationships, and some Italian guy who might have to have his bepis amputated from having too much sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

Hell must have frozen over, because someone wrangled in our girl. We're excited to talk to this week's guest, "Frank" (Amelia's BOYFRIEND) about his relationship with Amelia, as well as some questions from our Angels including what's surprised him about her, and how he got so...familiarized with the female body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplec...

You guessed it: we're talking about queefs. Martha Stewart continues to reign supreme on the cover of Sports Illustrated! What's the science behind red lips? Dr. Amelia has the answers. What are you doing if you live together, like are y'all masturbating next to each other? We need answers. Also Liz cries at the end of this episode so that's a new thing we're doing I guess. Learn more about your a...

Welcome back! Have you ever been attacked by an automatic toilet? It's like an involuntary bidet. Amelia gives a news update on an increase in throat cancer, Liz shares some girlboss advice, and Amelia survived a road rage attack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

Have you ever groped for trout in a peculiar river? (You probably have.) Amelia shares euphemisms for sex and their origins followed by a story about the "weirdest" orgasm she's ever had. Liz talks about the 6 stages of relationships and when most couples break up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for...

You're telling me... Frank made this Ocean? Amelia recaps her weekend at Coachella. What's in your sex drawer? Because we have some recommendations... but the number one will always be condoms. Let's read some wild listener emails, including a story about a man sending his ex a gift from an imaginary fetus. Yes you read that correctly. Use code HOELY at checkout at https://www.adameve.com/ for 50%...

Every kiss begins with timeless pussy. Amelia names the top 10 best adult film titles, and Liz advertises being a poster child for therapy. What have been your biggest icks? Because we have more than a few. Use code HOELY at checkout at https://www.adameve.com/ for 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswiz...

Jim and Pam? Definitely cheating. Hairy men are the best kissers; we don't make the science. Amelia ends her dry spell, Liz pays homage to Nikki Minaj, and they both review some new sex toys! Use code HOELY at checkout at https://www.adameve.com/ for 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for infor...

Women's intuition: it's a super power, kind of like That's So Raven. Liz and Amelia play a game of Guess That Quote between Andrew Tate and Dwight Schrute, and Amelia exercises her poetry skills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adverti...

Would you wear a ring to let people know you're open to dating? Because that's the new alternative to online dating apparently. How often do "healthy couples" have sex? A listener writes in to ask how to tell her roommate that her boyfriend is over far too often. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for i...

What happens if you practice "semen retention"? And what are the benefits of masturbating? Amelia asks the hard questions on this week's Breaking Boobs. We need to talk about how Jordan Peterson retweeted fetish porn because he thought it was a "Chinese breeding facility." A listener writes in to ask for advice on how to share his health status with dates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...