The Hoely Hour

This woman kicked a guest out of their party for only referring to her boyfriend by his interesting nickname. A listener asks for fellatial advice, and obviously you should use your teeth any time you give oral. And we need to follow up on some important details about the Lady Cop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pc...

Welcome to this week's breaking boobs, where Liz and Amelia discuss relevant news like Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber and scientific OF studies. Which musicians are the best lovers? Piano players? Trumpets And what is a splooge purse? Stay tuned to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for inform...

Amelia and Liz read the weirdest email they've ever gotten, discover new strange kinks (and create a few new ones), and learn which of your favorite TV shows as a kid have hidden adult content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertisi...

MGK cheated on Megan Fox, love is dead. Alphas are the girlboss of men, and the the Man dollar is week as the currency of male validation rapidly loses its value. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You can be anything! (But you HAVE to be a mom.) Speaking of moms, 30 Rock's fictional reality show MILF Island is now very real but it's called "MILF Manor." Let's talk about why we need to normalize dating people your own age. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and...

Amelia ended (started?) her year with her very first UTI! Amelia unlocks Liz's buried embarrassing memories and they both read listener emails with some very shocking details. (Awoo! Jump scare!) Topics range from non-consensual cheating, nipple kinks, and actually insane ex-husbands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

Studies show only hot people listen to The Hoely Hour. Amelia quizzes Liz on her knowledge of "phelias," possibly including the erotic interest of Sims 4. Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction is affecting men at younger and younger ages; could you be one of them? *Cue Twilight Zone theme song* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz compan...

We have to talk about the Tennessee police department harem. Speaking of harems, one tech fraud thinks polyamory should operate like a Chinese Imperial Harem where your partners all have a rank and if they want to move up, they have to viciously work for it. Also there's an app you need to try so you don't get kidnapped on a date with a stranger you met online. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Liz and Amelia are finally reunited! Play our new favorite game: Top or Bottom? Amelia discloses some important sexual firsts, including foot stuff. Does your partner have a hobby mistress? And if so, do they give YOUR hobbies the same energy you give to theirs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for in...

Welcome to Liz's segment called, "Dudes We Hate Taking L's." The men assigned Chad at birth started our off 2023 RIGHT by doing things like getting arrested in Romania! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You've heard of the G spot, but did you know it's named after a man? (Typical man, naming part of the vagina after himself.) Also some man on reddit has a cum box and it WILL make you cry. And Liz and Amelia reflect on some of their highs and lows of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for info...

Well, it's me again. Amelia "Directionless" Samson, venturing out without my trusty companion. Liz and I are both going to be recording little mini episodes in the next couple of weeks while we're apart for the holidays (don't worry; I'm never letting her leave my sight again after this), so I asked my Instagram followers if they had any questions for me! I also read some embarrassing sex stories...

What do you think the confetti of orgasms are? Because we have some ideas. Amelia shares the details of her DM history with THE Phil of the Future, a woman on the internet thought her boyfriend was cheating on her but what she found out was actually... so much worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com f...

Check in on your Lindas, save them from Former Pretty Girl Syndrome. Liz and Amelia share what one reviewer called "liberal propaganda," and discuss BYU's uh... "unique" crabs outbreak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We're talking about dreams! (No, not the Fleetwood Mac song.) Dream Scientist and Hypnotherapist Jesse Lyon joins us to explain why our exes haunt us in our dreams, and nightmares where our teeth fall out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data f...

The Male Gaze VS The Female Gaze. Liz shares her dissertation on what makes Pete Davidson hot by explaining the difference between The Male Gaze and The Female Gaze, and introduces a third concept called "The Sauce." Do you have The Sauce? Because Pete. Has. THE SAUCE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

Amelia is hosting alone this week and you know what that means: complaining about technology she never has to worry about when Liz is in town! On this mini-episode, she defends Taylor Swift for still talking about a 3-month relationship from a decade ago, the importance of having your own sex playlist, and which state still doesn’t allow you to buy sex toys… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

First date coffee dates: the bar is on the floor, I fear. Liz and Amelia discuss a Findom/Paypig video making the internet cringe, talk antidepressants, and share some little know sperm and egg facts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for ad...

... It's all on fire while we're locked inside! Despite imminent death at the hands of billionaires, Liz and Amelia discuss their thoughts about body image struggles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia and Liz rank the 5 of the worst costumes you can think of while praying for the children participating in The Devil's Favorite Holiday! (Lord knows those crazy libs love giving out their weed candies to screaming children for free!) A listener shares their virginity story, and the hostesses with the mostesses talk about their "most millennial" qualities. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

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Have you ever jerked off on a Greyhound bus? (Please say no.) Amelia shares some of the wildest places people confessed to masturbating in! Liz and Amelia talk about their worst bosses and sussing out who's a friend and who's a cop, and ACAB includes HR. This sex fact of the week will make you laugh and maybe scream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Si...

For once the episode title is exactly what the episode is about! TWO different listeners wrote in to share their experiences crying after sex. Did you know that you have to pay the hospital to get your own placenta back? RIP Andrew Jackson you would have loved capitalism. And the girls ask other important questions, like "If you could have a celebrity threesome, who would it be with?" Learn more a...

We bet you have never been asked this question about a goat. And let's address the Wife Guy in the room. Public figures simply CANNOT stop getting caught cheating this Mercury Gatorade! (Lady Justice aka Libra Szn is having her way, amirite astrology girlies?)  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for inf...

According to Game of Thrones, incest is best! Holy f*ck is this wrong! But holy hell is it erotic! Would you ever tell your partner they're not allowed to have a professor of the opposite sex? And Adam Levine surprises absolutely no one by revealing he doesn't just look like a douche, he also is one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsW...