The Hoely Hour

Liz explains wtf is wrong with the worst boys on Love Island, and we get a new Enemy of the Pod! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia put her Bachelor of Science and expert Googling skills to use to explain why everyone on Love Island is losing their minds. We're also talking via Riverside which is both a godsend and the work of the devil, so please bear with us on any audio hiccups :') Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for a...

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have hated this podcast. Amelia and Liz share a podcast update, and read and answer some Very Good Questions from an article on the Substack, "Uncynical." Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We have had this podcast for 6 years…so we’re basically married. How well do we know each other? We also read an email about girlhood from one of you angels and we loved it and you. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mr. Liz fills in for Amelia this week, and as our resident man over 30, he answers questions like if God is real and explains why mini vans are cool actually. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Is your sex more like paying on klarna, or are you sucking the life out of each other's mouths? We interview Dark Frank (one of Frank's friends) about his experience with tantric sex and Amelia takes the opportunity to ask him about his experience as a polyamory magnet. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal da...

IMPORTANT NOTE: We recorded this episode before the recent sexual assault and battery allegations brought against influencer Braden Peters, AKA Clavicular. Clavicular is brutally self-awareness-mogged by two podmaxxers! This week: who he is, why he’s infamous, and how a man can confidence-maxx his way into a full-blown public identity crisis. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://p...

We went back to our roots this ‘sode, y’all. We read a girlhood email from one of our angels before diving in to some sex headlines. We also briefly discuss the unsurprising and absolutely horrific online rape academy that around 63million people visited toward the end of this episode so please take care of yourselves if this is going to be triggering for you. It’s in the last 5 minutes. We love y...

We had so much to say about girlhood the first time, that we came back for more! Liz and Amelia talk about calling home phones, ringback tones, popular girls, mean girls, and girls who become life-long friends. Girlhood is lifelong! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Our guest this week is Emmy Award Winning Meteorologist & News Anchor, Abby Acone! Abby reads some interesting "fan" DMs and shares about her queer awakening. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

One of you cutie patooties wrote in asking us to talk about girlhood, and girlhood we talked about indeed. And we miss it. Also side note we were testing recording on Riverside again and safe to say that was a. mistake. Thank you for your patience with our sound issues :') Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal...

Liz reads Amelia read an interesting Craigslist ad, and no, it's actually weirder than you're picturing. What would you do if someone told you to "dress your age" at 30? (You should only wear a burlap sack after the age of 23 I guess.) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wuthering is a stupid word. You know it, we know it, Margo Robbie knows it. We discuss the discource around the movie, a search engine to let you find people who look like your crush having sex, and why the straight women of the world are so hung up on Heated Rivalry. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data...

We look to Reddit to see what people are asking men! Turns out they're asking men how they feel about being eternal bachelors and sharing hard-learned lessons. Did anyone see the video of that fraternity in a wet basement? Also: unsolicited relationship advice! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertisin...

You’ve heard of horoscopes, but have you heard of judging people based on what role they played when they played house in preschool? We discuss what our ideal version of Heated Rivalry would be and list out what we thought was normal in our 20s that definitely wasn’t. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data...

Our guest this week is comedian Alli Goldberg! Alli is the mastermind of "Love Isn't Blind," a live dating show where the men can't speak. In fact, your mom might have to speak for you... Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The world is on fire! Everything is bad! But did you know that it’s scientifically proven that optimism and consuming good content is good for your brain? This woman’s mormon husband is addicted to porn, by the way. And Ye apologized…again. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A listener writes in to tell us about a date so bad, she saged her bed after. It is indeed sage-worthy. We read a few more emails and talk about de-centering age and mating habits with a scarcity mindset. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia creates a fake scenario for Liz to get mad about and people are addicted to porn at a shocking level. What’s worse: someone calling your boyfriend “good boy” or “daddy”? It’s a house divided, and may be the first thing we've disagreed on in years. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertisi...

Liz shares her Ins & Outs (spoiler: bangs made the list again), and Amelia shares her 2026 predictions, including bald being IN! You heard it here first! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE’RE BAAAAACK! Amelia’s driving this week’s episode which means it has zero structure and we take about 3 hours to get to the actual topic. We discuss the most coo-coo bananas AITA that is so unbelievable, it might not be true…but we’re choosing to believe it is. + an update from a listener! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...

Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. Do you have someone that you need Liz to talk smack about? Her and the fat little opera man that lives on her shoulder are on the case. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for inform...

PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.