The Hoely Hour

You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times. We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and offer the kind of heartfelt but unlicensed wisdom...

Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in their real life relationships for their ChatGPT therapist, getting engaged with their AI boyfriends, and replacing any need for real human interaction altogether. God forbid you be inconvenienced by the arduous task of thinking! Hosted by Simplecast...

AI is ruining the internet for furries, women should be bartering sexual labor for fine jewelry (Patriarchy at Tiffany's), and ovaries are really cool, it turns out. Would your brother steal your boyfriend? Spoiler alert: maybe Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Hoely Hour returns with a hilarious and witchy guest, Leah Knauer! We play a game of "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and get a special oracle card reading from Leah! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It finally happened: we had the boyfriends co-host with us. They answer questions about the male loneliness epidemic, advice for couples moving in together, and what they'd bring to a deserted island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OUR NUMBER ONE EPISODE OF ALL TIME! (And some updates on what's changed since then!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

When you jork it so good you bust a lung. Listen to a replay of our #2 top episode of all time, featuring an intro from Liz, where she reads an ad she got for a pornographic pumpkin event, and apologizes for being a Sydney Sweeney apologist. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’ll either regret not knowing before, or regret knowing now. Who’s to say! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz details the stories of a creep he met at work the summer before he went to college who "coached" him on ways to be a predator. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of person...

This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, someone bringing a child's backpack full of...things...on a date, and the importance of HPV testing along with the issues with the current testing. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...

This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on a jumbotron while “Fix You” plays in the background, amirite? Amelia’s also on a GLP-1 now, so buckle up for her wellness era with significantly less appetite and significantly more opinions. And we read a listener email so heartfelt it made Liz cry....

E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the White Trash White House. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them prompt immediate panic. Liz and Amelia talk about what their friends would assume if they ever opened a conversation with “ok, don’t freak out,” the cursed details of Sanchez’s Venice wedding (including the locals not having it), and why filler might just be...

E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ketamine therapy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a bridezilla (also a gaslighter), and reminisce on the insane days of TLC's early 2000's shows. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Frank bought a hat and we talk about it for the first 6 minutes. Should Sydney Sweeney be selling her bath water? Should height filters on dating apps exist? Should doctors be able to give you pelvic exams without your consent? Are we the best singers alive? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adver...

E229: An old episode we never released because the audio sounds like sh*t. But if you can get past that, you'll be thoughtfully entertained by an insane Reddit story about a man who discovers his wife is stalking his ex, why Jim Halpert is a Mary Sue for millennial women, and some other stuff Liz thinks about after a eating a gummy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for...

E228: What do sex dolls and brain dead human incubators have in common? Neither of them can consent to what is being done to them, which makes them ripe for abuse. Liz and Amelia talk about a sex doll brothel in Germany, and the horrifying details of Adriana Smith — a legally dead woman in Georgia being kept alive as a human incubator. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

Celebrate the biggest Deepfake porn site — MrDeepFakes — beng shut down by giving yourself the first FDA approved at-home pap smear! How much money would you spend to switch bodies with your partner during sex? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

E226: The Socrates of our listeners explores why men are taught to betray their feminine traits in a beautifully written email, and another listener asks how to deal with a friend's addiction. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.