The Hoely Hour

AI is everywhere, and it's coming for your job, even if you're a dominatrix! Liz and Amelia also talk about "Quiet on Set" and the horrific abuse former child actors shared in the HBO docuseries. Please listen with care! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of...

While Liz is on vacation with Mr. Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologically useless without Liz), Frank answers a few of your burning questions and discusses the apex of American Television, Vanderpump Rules. We also read an “Am I The Asshole” from a woman with a piece of shit husband. Learn more about your ad choices...

RIP bell hooks, you would have loved The Hoely Hour. How long should it take you to get over your cheating ex? Experts (us) say "whenever the f*ck you feel like it." Amelia does a deep dive on incel's misconceptions about women. (Surprisingly, incels don't know everything about them... who knew?) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz...

In this episode, we learn that Amelia is like…very into TikToks of hot men having sex with cooking ingredients(?), we discuss the shift in how men are expected to step up as partners in a world where their female partners are becoming more and more powerful, and Liz wants a George Foreman grill. And that is all from just one topic of conversation. We also give advice to a listener who is getting b...

Sprinkle Sprinkle! Ladies, if you don't want to split the bill on your first date, just stare at him when the bill comes! Liz and Amelia get back to their roots and discuss a plethora of dating scenarios, and a listener writes in to share an important story about how the Dalkon Shield IUD permanently impacted her family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted b...

Liz takes us on a herstorical journey and shares the history of the IUD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Did you hear Travis Kelce SLAPPED Chirs Rock at the Tony's?! Liz has a PSA: A Public Service Annoyance: why aren't there more copper IUD options in the US? You know what really grinds Amelia's gears? A few shocking facts about tampons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collect...

In this episode we discuss the vast and inspiring potential of the world of sex position superheroes. Does Ariana Grande have a home wrecker kink? Spoiler: probably. We also read an email from a listener asking the million dollar question of where “the line” is on working through relationship troubles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an Ad...

Alexa, play "Doink" by BDK. Does the feminine voice default on AI assistants enforce gender bias stereotypes? We don't know, but we DO discuss an article about it. Can you guess how long the ideal amount of time for foreplay and sex are? The answer is actually kinda surprising (in a good way). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz com...

TW: sexual assault and human trafficking. This week started with a conversation about men thinking that humming on vaginas feels good (?) and ended with a very heated conversation about politics and the absolute horrors of being anything but a billionaire in this country. PS: justice for Greta Gerwig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an Ads...

On this week's episode of Two Dumb Sluts, Amelia joins Reddit (hello candy crush community), Liz announces her candidacy for President with the platform of "It's not that serious," and Amelia regales us with a tale of her creepy math professor asking to meet her parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.c...

We’re back at it again, somehow talking about our fear of apes, threatening incel livelihoods, and more Harry Potter fan fiction all within the same hour. We also read an email from a listener that decided to go and get their health checked out as a result of another one of our listener emails, which is truly the best thing ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

It's Season 2 and Liz and Amelia are back from a long winter's nap! Liz won't shut up about a Harry Potter fanfic (derogatory) and Amelia comes in hot with the best advice, per usual. We asked you what your sex-olutions are for 2024, and we read a listener update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for...

It’s our last episode of the year, angels!!! Liz ranks porn titles, Amelia gushes about Sabrina Carpenter, and we talk about everyone’s (least) favorite “hot comedian”, Matt Rife. Plus, it’s a twofer mailbag episode, folks! We love you so much and hope the end of this year gives you everything you've ever hoped for and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Host...

Amelia is on her last brain cell because moving is a universally soul-sucking experience. To no one's surprise, married men make way more money than anyone else. Liz has designed a new litmus test to help figure out if someone sucks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collectio...

Alternate title: Justice for Wendy Williams. We deep dive into the Britney Jean Spears autobiography and gush a bit about the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to Taylor Swift. We’re entering the Year of the Girls, y’all. Start stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about ou...

EVERYONE SHUT UP. Amelia has a big announcement. A listener writes in about their struggles in the bedroom with their boyfriend, and how porn could be a culprit. Also, one of the hosts used to watch old man porn. Guess which host! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

Liz is having a mental breakdown because moving is actually Dante's 7th circle of Hell and Amelia is jetsetting (and also having her own MentyB), so we're sharing our most loved episode, Episode 77, Threesome Thots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of perso...

We’re back at it again with a new game that Amelia dreamt up, the financial benefit of having a supportive partner, and sex moves that porn lied to you about feeling good. Use this as your bible. Amen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for a...

Our special guest this week is the iconic TikTok pop culture commentator, Sam_D0ll. If you don't know her, yes you do. Liz, Amelia, and Sam talk about their ideal Revenge Dress looks, what we wish we knew in our 20s, and who Drake is fucking (which is everyone, apparently). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswiz...

Liz has a big life announcement, and we play a game of Top or Bottom, where Amelia reads off random nouns and the all-powerful Liz Ball sorts them into our version of a Harry Potter house. Also, did you know that Gen Z men are being scammed by…Instagram sex bots? Because they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm...

We’re doing it old school (quarantine) style and recording from a distance. Amelia is in Florida with her dog, but we couldn’t wait another moment to discuss Taylor Swift and Mr. Taylor Swift, as well as the hunk of a Golden Bachelor. Did you know that a super small percentage of people are actually self aware? We can think of a few that definitely aren’t. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Rookie podcaster Mr. Liz fills in for Amelia this week and shares stories about boyhood, like lighting things on fire and being hazed in the woods at an all-boys summer camp, Lord of the Flies style. Liz tells the story of a twin flames cult. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our...

There are a lot of things in life that are none of our business, including "what's at the bottom of the ocean?" Who needs to know that? Liz and Amelia read a listener email and attempt to give advice, but we're not doctors we're just doing our best OKAY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for informatio...

Well, this was supposed to be a mailbag episode until Amelia brought up the fact that Reddit has been having a field day with an innocuous video she made about Botox, which kicks off an important discussion about holding space for nuance and letting people make their own decisions. This episode is also 90% Amelia saying “whoa” about a point Liz makes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...