The Hoely Hour

It's the best day of the week! It's another shorty episode featuring an important message from Amelia about focusing on mental health. Liz reveals her plan to become the neighborhood vilain/witch and reads emails from listeners, including a listener who finds power in pegging. And what if women traded boyfriends like baseball players...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

We're back from a Hot Girl Summer and ready for Goth Girl Fall. Liz and Amelia kick of the show with a conversation about therapy and existential dread (what else is new). The girls HIGHLY recommend a specific p*rn star... HIGHLY. Like, take notes, study him, analyze him in your film class, the man is a chef's kiss work of art. Finally, what's the proper etiquette for After The Nude when you start...

WE'RE (almost) BACK! We missed you so much that we just couldn't wait to share a mini episode with you. Liz reads an update from a listener who wrote in months ago about her hookup who wouldn't let her reciprocate... what's that all about?! Liz shares some information about HSV2 that most people might not know. What are some of your favorite sex toys? We want to know! DM us or email us your favori...

Crack my neck daddy! Why are chiropractors all hot but also sexual? Update: a hymen is meaningless and scientifically useless. Have you lost your squirtginity? A cishet listener shares his love of crossdressing, and Amelia and Liz share vows with each other in honor of their 50TH EPISODE! Join our hot girl book club and read Come As You Are with us! Subscribe to our Patreon to discuss it with us!...

The girls cover a topic they should have covered a long time ago: squirting. And also, the refreshing lemon-lime soda, Squirt. Liz and Amelia read some of the JUICIEST of all time listener emails. It's like they were written by M. Night Shyamalan. SCHADENFREUDE! A beautiful, delicious feeling described by the Germans in a single word. Liz will die on the hill that Pisces men are a disease. Learn m...

Finally, an episode no one asked for: two unmarried women talking about weddings and marriage! The girls had a wild night out, and Amelia almost died in Liz's bed. Ah, to be haunted by the ghost of Amelia -- the American dream. If you need Liz to fight someone being rude at your wedding, she will do it for free. Amelia and Liz read listener advice on things they wish they knew before getting marri...

"I'm so straight, I f*ck tits." - teenage boys. Have you heard of water bondage? It's basically what would happen if your dentist's office was a BDSM dungeon. Liz and Amelia read some of your emails and messages including cheating tales from a mistress, a fella who was catfished in Australia, and two dudes who can't agree on the best way to make women feel safe (but hey, we appreciate th...

It's time we finally talk about cheaters, and not the bad daytime television show. Amelia and Liz open up about their first-hand experiences with cheating and read listener DMs about being cheated on and even being the cheater. Do you think cheating is black and white? What do you even consider cheating? Plus some cheater-cheater-pumpkin-eater statistics that were surprising! Learn more about your...

WE HAVE A PATREON! So now you can officially support your local hoe-stesses. Liz talks about her sex drive fluctuation (thanks, depression and anxiety!) What does it mean when your partner doesn't let you reciprocate the O? And are you picky or is your gut just trying to tell you something? Learn the number one way dudes break their ding-dongs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

The tea is hot, Liz's apartment is hot, you're hot... it's a hot episode. Liz threatens cruel and unusual punishment to anyone who breaks Amelia's heart. Amelia caught her ex cheating on his new girl in 4k, then the girls recap a full detective mystery of a stranger sending Amelia unsolicited d*ck pics and how they discovered his identity. Plus, an angel listener shares helpful information about e...

We're rolling into our very first birthday like 2 Chainz, bring out the big booty hoez and champagne. Have you guys heard of docking? All the Mormon kids are doing it! Meet the Mariguana, the coolest gd reptile this state has ever seen. A listener asks for advice on how to tell her Catholic parents that her boyfriend isn't just her roommate. Another listener asks if his inexperience matters. Learn...

Welcome back to another episode of "spiraling out but make it fashion." The girls read a really great listener email about a unique dating circumstance. It's hot girl summer, folks. That means we are ONLY dating hotties. No more insecure jerks with Big Ugly personalities! Learn which household item is the most likely to become a sex toy... eyebrows eyebrows Learn more about your ad choic...

Do you grunt at the gym like a cave man? Let's talk about baby names. Were you named something completely normal and still teased by little asshole children? The girls answer listener questions! What are some go-to sex positions, and when is a good time to tell someone that you haven't been ~intimate~ in a while? Also, some lady gives her employees a masturbation break at work and we have some que...

Welcome to The Hungover Hour. Bestie of the Pod, Anna, calls in with a v important question: who even has sex under the covers? Also if you get a period, you need this super weird life hack. Suck it, 5 minute crafts! Liz shares a home-wrecking horror story, plus the girls answer listener questions like: when can you unmatch someone, and how to tell a potential partner your appendage is offensively...

Grab your ball-gag and your strap-on, because we’re getting kinky. It’s finally here: an episode that’s all about BDSM, featuring guest Kinky Katie! She’s a queen in the streets and a switch in the sheets. Katie has all the dirty details you need to unleash your inner Dom or Sub, and answers questions like how to spot a fake dom and the importance of safe words. Plus, The Cosmo Quiz of Kink: bdsmt...

Buckle up folks, maybe get near a trashcan or something because the girls kick off today's episode with a truly repulsive story from Reddit about what happens when cis men don't properly clean uh... down there. Remember Your Puppy Girl Jenna? Liz hasn't stopped thinking about her... Anyways, here's where she is now and how she became a human dog. Amelia and Liz take the hot seat and share what THE...

Have you heard of a Trevi Fountain shot? It's when you let all the vaccinated people in a bar spit in your mouth. Fellas, sign up for our new app "Comedick Pic" where we stage a funny pic for your unsolicited D pics. It's still harassment, but at least it's entertaining. What is edging if not microdosing an orgasm? We read a dope listener email, and share a sex fact of the week -- what a...

Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl after she goes down on you? We have the perfect MLM opportunity for YOU! Get your heart broken and start living your best life, fueled by spite and therapy! The girls answer an important listener question: what's the difference between love-bombing and a honeymoon phase? And, Amelia shares steamy details of her first official sexting experience... eyebrows eyebrows...

Have you ever wanted your therapist to also be three drunk girls? Today they are! Madison is our first guest EVER, and a fellow therapized hottie. She explains attachment theory, which is basically why all of your exes suck. Plus, a riveting game of MFK featuring Destiny's Child, a Good Group of Johns, and the three best Chris's you know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

Welcome to part 2 of the Consent is my Kink series for Sexual Assault Awareness Month! The girls analyze parts of the movie "Promising Young Woman" that best highlight the struggles folks face when confronted with sexual assault in everyday life. Amelia breaks down DARVO - a tactic aggressors and manipulators commonly use when confronted about their victims. Liz shares a story about bein...

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. We are doing a two-part episode series for the month of April in an effort to help bring awareness to issues humans face every single day. If you know us, you know we say “Consent is my kink” often, and consent is a huge part of intimacy for everyone. We’ve created merchandise that we’re selling on our website, thehoelyhour.com, and we’re donating 100% of t...

IT'S FRIDAY BABY! We're reminiscing on some of our favorite moments in our earlier episodes! Amelia once heard that men's beards are correlated to how turned on they are, Liz will be calling her future children "lil b*tch," a rollercoaster romance featuring an actual sociopathic liar (but for good?), what aftercare is and why it is SO IMPORTANT! And finally, the story of Lilith and why s...

Welcome to your inner monoliz, where Liz just says her inner thoughts out loud while Amelia is OOO. Finding work-life balance can be a struggle especially if you just wanna lay down 95% of the time. Everyone talks about kissing with your eyes closed, but what about sex? We NEED to hear your opinion! Liz shares everything you need to know about HPV, and the horrifying truth of how Gynecology starte...

It’s 30, flirty, and thirsty Thursday, babes. Grab a bevy because the weekend is starting early! Your exes are just as insane as ours, and we have the listener stories to prove it. Are you a victim of love bombing? You may be titled to compensation, and that compensation is escaping clinical narcissism. Please secure your tray tables and seatbelts because it’s the 1 year anniversary of a couple jo...

Welcome to Florida, where the population is exclusively men and crocodiles! The FBI works hard but Liz works harder. Liz catches her Scorpio ex being a creepy Scorpio and shares her expert sleuth tactics. You're welcome and sleuth safely. The girls become two Italian mothers and yell at Lil Uzi Vert for putting a diamond in his forehead like a GD Avenger. What would you do if there were no men for...