The Hoely Hour

Thots are like regular thoughts, only slutty. What's the most you've ever done for someone you weren't officially dating? We've talked about threesomes before, but this time we share some listener advice and opinions from polyamorous folks. And science officially proves that people unhappy in their relationship are more likely to post "couples content." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

We've talked about d*ck flexing before but Liz wants you to know she will attack you like a rabid cat. This week we feature three different listener emails: one involving an incredibly uncool response from a woman on a 2nd date, another about making a shower your personal urinal, and finally a listener asking for advice on how to navigate her partner's obsession. Plus this week's Sex Fact of the W...

Boobs. Boobies. Melons. ChiChis. Juggernauts. Mama Milkies. It's the boob episode! Liz and Amelia talk about their relationship with their boobs over the years and how it's impacted their relationship with their bodies. We all know nice-guy, friend-zone creeps, but what about the grey line guys? Like the ones who aren't your friend in hopes of winning you over, but the ones who are secretly in lov...

What would you do if you unbuttoned an adult partner's pants and were greeted by a diaper with no warning? You've heard of incels, you know them, you hate them, but it's time for us to direct that same energy to their equally ugly counterpart: femcels. A listener writes a detailed email about abnormal pap's and Liz sheds some light on her health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

We're telling a few sus stories today... Liz wants to know why an ex boo-thang is liking all her old photos, Amelia wants to know why dudes with alleged girlfriends are messaging her at 1 am, and Liz finally shares a confession about a girl whose obsession with Mr. Liz escalated to trying to turn into Liz herself.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simp...

First of all, we have a BIG announcement! Also, Liz and Amelia talk about the alarming rhetoric around single moms. What song would you want to get d*ck slapped to? A listener email reveals what the position "The Manner of Serpants" is... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information abou...

The energy is chaotic today, but we're here for it! Liz and Amelia explain who West Elm Caleb is, because it turns out a Man of the Pod and one of Amelia's former lovers is the "West Elm Caleb" of Seattle... cue soap opera music A listener asks for advice on how to tell her pushy mom to stop pressuring her to get married. Stick around for a groovy Sex Fact of the Week. Learn more about y...

The girls start off with a hot story - literally. Apparently Drake put hot sauce in his used condom? And apparently this is like... a thing? Also weed lube is a thing! Liz gives a detailed first hand review. One listener writes in with STI information, and another asks for some intimacy advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz co...

It's episode 69! NICE. Liz admits to making Sims porn over the break and using it like a sports play-by-play. Amelia shares a DOOZY of a cheating story and the two discuss their secrets to taking the best nudes and thirst traps (thanks TikTok!). Also... did Moscow LIE about having a girlfriend? 👀 This is just the tip of the iceberg to all the hot topics this week on The Hoely Hour. Learn more abo...

Happy New Year, Angels! 2022 is bringing you that main character energy, and we're starting it off by talking about how you can catch your haters secretly creeping on your Instagram story... 👀 Amelia puts a former love interest on blast! We love to see it! Nothing is more annoying than when a bunch of strangers fangirl over someone YOU know sucks (looking at you Selena Gomez). Also, The Sex Fact...

Amelia and Liz slow down this week to acknowledge what a tough couple of years it's been and read a touching email from a listener. They reflect on some of their favorite moments of 2021, and Amelia makes Liz rank pickup lines! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and...

Bare minimum who? Liz and Amelia have an in-depth conversation about what things men have done in their relationships that raised the bar and blown their minds. But more importantly, Liz surprises Amelia by reading the most atrocious listener story we've ever received. This week's sex fact: what size boobs do rich men prefer? Sugar babies, use this knowledge to your advantage. Learn more about you...

Airtags, now sponsored by Joe from YOU! Apparently Airtags are another new and horrifying way your ex or a sex trafficker can start keeping tabs on your location. Amelia and Liz discuss the lengths people have gone to to make their ex jealous. And a listener writes in with a gruesome story A La the movie "Teeth". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted...

MTV's newest version of Pimp My Ride! Unlock a new fear or two and discover butt fluff, a nice word for having uh... a hairy brown eye. A listener writes in to share their experience with having sex on SSRI's, and Amelia reads a listener email from someone asking how to approach losing their virginity. Ever wonder how much data semen holds? Neither did we! This Sex Fact of the Week will blow your...

Do ghosts have STD's? Let us know. The girls take us back down memory lane and remind us of a time in our early 20s where putting a Jolly Rancher in a bottle of bottom-shelf vodka was considered artisanal. Liz and Amelia read some very important listener emails that discuss things ranging from asexuality to a letter from a youth pastor. Plus another dramatic reading between a drunk guy and someone...

Welcome to the church of Don't Be A F ckin' Sh tty Person! Liz does a dramatic reading from the ultra-religious ex-lover of a listener, as a treat. Prepare for your teenage PTSD as Liz recounts her most embarrassing memory from middle school. Amelia and Liz discuss No Nut November, No Shave November, and... Destroyed Dick December?! And for our Sex Fact of the Week, let's talk about Ace folks! Lea...

Amelia helps kick off the show by dropping straight BARS. You've heard of OnlyFans, you've heard of FarmersOnly, but have you heard of OnlyFarmers? It's the only app for hot farmer content. Your ex would literally rather do a weird ritual than go to therapy, especially Amelia's. Let's talk about energy orgasms! They're basically an exorcism for your genitals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Hold onto your hats, people! Liz and Amelia waste no time diving in deep, maybe a little TOO deep, into a traumatic butt plug story, reminding us all why safe words are important. Amelia asks a hard hitting question: what would this chapter of your sex life be called? The girls practice their free styling (give us a record deal pls), and share a rather relevant Sex Fact of the Week. Learn more abo...

Welcome to The Hoely Hour but sPoOoOkYy! Liz and Amelia read a creepy ghost story from a listener and talk about the same weird nightmare they both have...? Another listener shares yet ANOTHER bloody sex story! Amelia talks about her haunting sleep paralysis experiences, and Liz stumbles across a decade old journal she forgot she had and gets real about depression. Instead of a sex fact, Amelia re...

FINALLY an episode ferda boys (because no one makes anything for men)! Amelia and Liz share the hidden secret to solving the problem of different sex drives between partners. Do you know the difference between lice and crabs? Unlock a new fear and learn about body lice! And, the girls talk about the lies they told as teenagers and read two listener emails from men about an uncommon ejaculation sit...

We got through all of 2020 without having to record remotely, but our time has come. Join your (clearly) geriatric hosts on a voyage through technology woes and tales of hoes. Amelia and Liz discuss weaponized incompetence, whether cum-rag etiquette determines if someone is worthy of keeping around, and which states are the kinkiest in all the land. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

Amelia is hosting alone for the first time ever. She also edited the episode for the first time ever. She is also writing this summary for the first time ever. We discuss masturbation durations, cringey things people have said to you in bed, if sex truly feels better without a condom, if there is an age that is too young to talk to little boys about periods, and hear an important message from Liz...

Amelia would like Dr. Phil to cash her outside, how bout that. What's the most egregious red flag you've ignored in a relationship? Women are far more kinky than men, and we've got the Sharpie butt plugs and furry fetishes to prove it. A listener writes in for advice on handling her girlfriend's jealous in their non-monogamous relationship. Plus, you will (and won't) be surprised by which demograp...

What does it mean if a creepy guy takes a picture of you without your permission and sends it to his friends? Asking for ourselves... Liz and Amelia break down Miley Cyrus's career and how creepy it is that grown adults make teen stars take a public stance on their sexuality. Have you never had an orgasm? That's okay! Let's talk about it. This sex fact of the week is going to make you want to indu...

AMELIA IS BACK! What would beard trends be if women grew beards? The girls talk about Megan Fox and MGK ( bi panic ) living everyone's ultimate teenage dream, how in heterosexual relationships men are often blinded by divorce, and if it's possible to look good after sexy times. The girls give listener advice on how to navigate casual sexual relationships, read a marriage horror story email, follow...