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Babe I swear this labubu is going to skyrocket in value...that's exactly why I CANT SELL IT!! It can only go up!

Yea cuz apparently we aren't allowed to skydive naked anymore?? Thanks a lot corporate America...ruined all that meant anything to me

Dogs can talk...It's just a matter of time before we catch them slipping up because I know they've got lots to say but they need a low profile to report back to their alien dog leaders

I mean...I wouldn't say it was my hobby of collecting wishbones from chickens was the reason my wife divorced me...but it was definitely a contributing factor

I just kept getting confused cause she kept calling flip-flops "thongs"... I think we all can understand why I had to cut it off....right?

Well if you think about it...I don't need a helmet while riding my bike because...swag really.

That's it guys. Im living in a van from now on...I think this episode changed me

Babe, you're still my one and only...but it's very normal to have multiple one and only's. Like. The baby im having with one and only 2 is hardly going to be in the picture

okay dad...people aren't going to take you more seriously just because you bought a hummer...the opposite I think really

yea I mean arent you curious what goes on underneath an island? I just think we could take a submarine and go under it and check it out! Why has nobody done that before??

Don't worry my good men jean shorts are not under attack...just yet. But stay vigilant and watch your back because you never know when your girlfriend might make them disappear from your wardrobe

I'm sorry but if you can't look at a T Rex fossil and your jaw drops to the floor then..have a nice life

Yea dude I used your toothbrush. I’m just trying to be economical out here. You’re telling me you didn’t have a family toothbrush?? Yea right. 

Listen man, I know you "dont care what we do" but YOU invited US over...so we assumed YOU knew what to do!

I mean...yes home owners associations are cringe...but PLEASE I ACTUALLY NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY NEIGHBOURS!!

When I had leftovers from lunch I would just stash them in my neigbors mailbox...I liked the guy too. Just didn' have anywhere else to stick my lunch

The boss man is smoking doobies on the roof...but I think i'm keep my mouth shut yanno, for business purposes

Yea dude I hate to break it to you but my train seat isn't really the place to be cutting your toenails...good on you for caring about hygene though

At this point I think we need to accept that the government just has a weird obsession with trying to optimize birds to do their work for them? Why have a human with a machine gun when we could just train a chicken to do it??

Watering your neighbour's lawn? Welp...I hope you enjoy rotting in a cell for the rest of your life

"Yea dude so she booty called me! Thank God I dodged that one!!" "But you're hardly friends with her" "I know dude! Wow...what a relief" "..."

Oh yea being a concert photographer for Travis Scott was cool...right before I became paralyzed during a moshpit

Hey man do you have any tissues? Yea of course man there a bunch in the trash I just used but their still good! :-|

yea I can't say we are rallying behind our boss at the office...we went out for drinks and watched him get curved by a waitress so not exactly a role model...

Yea sorry guys...I didn't mention this before the hangout but I'm not super into beating up random strangers as a prank so...heh...I'll have to skip out this time