Fortune Kit

Charles, Alex, and Dan fix the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and contemplate an insufferable Indie Rock Hall of Fame. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Dan enlist the all-knowing A.I. to judge a variety of trucker anthems. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Big Dave (@exMalwa) joins Charles and Alex to defend Drake, shit on NFTs (except TopShots), and create his own caste system. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62298332

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to a selection of songs by Chief Kooffreh. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss new TV shows about Tommy Lee and Bored Apes then take a series of music quizzes. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60864193

Charles and Alex run Radiohead vocals through Songsmith, get up to date on Tommy Lee, stumble onto the Krassensteins' latest grift, and discuss Sublime. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan enjoy a selection of Christmas songs from old favorites and new artists alike. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan reveal their A.I. generated songs made with last week's A.I. lyrics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59481367 Charles' band Solipse is playing at the Hideout in Chicago on December 6. Tickets here: https://bit.ly/31nmvIA

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the promise of A.I. music, generating song lyrics about Christmas, California, and poop. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex figure out which substances give you the creativity to write specific songs and look forward to the supergroup of NFT apes hatched in a corporate boardroom. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex discuss which living musicians are actually dead and which dead ones are actually alive. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58221213

When the album-reviewing A.I. (@necrobranson) comes to life on the playground, Charles, Alex, and Dan seek its wisdom to score many albums and music-related food items. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Patrick Stickles (@TitusAndronicus) drops by Fortune House to jam a few songs and cook spaghetti bolognese with Charles, Alex, and Dan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan answer music-related writing prompts designed for homeschooled kids. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57037917

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) joins Charles and Alex to watch Barney Goes to Space dubbed in Arabic.

Charles, Alex, and Dan sift through Clear Channel's list of songs not to be played on the radio after 9/11. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to music made by CEOs, billionaires, and the Secretary of State. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan imagine bands selling college dorm posters as merch, discuss self-indulgent songs about being on tour, and remember that U2 album that was forced onto everyone's phones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55647134

Palma (@sweetxpalma) presents a playlist of his favorite Brazilian tracks from the '70s to the present. Tracklist: (Intro) Odair Jose - Nunca Mais (1976) 01. Helio Matheus - Eu, Réu, Me Condeno (1977) 02. Marcio Lott - Tema De Baby (1972) 03. Ana Mazzotti - Io Sono Io (1973-1978) 04. Don Burrows and the Brazilian Connection - Lembrando Ed Kleiger (1978) 05. Marcos Resende & Index - Vidigal (1978)...

Charles, Alex, and Dan weigh the benefits of discovering bands 10 years late and fill out their ballots for Pitchfork's people's list. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan revisit the very short-lived MTV series Band in a Bubble. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54524101

Charles, Alex, and Dan round up recent articles and imagine ways to sabotage bands. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan stumble onto the unique musical legacy of Raymond Scott. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Hether Fortune (@unhinged_adult) joins us to discuss "the Airbnb for gigs," listening to click tracks like songs, and getting angry onstage. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/