Fortune Kit

Charles, Alex, and Dan try their best to provide earnest answers to Eric Alper prompts. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53386451

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore some of the finest music ever written about LOLcats, manga, and gaming. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts

Stereogum's Tom Breihan (@tombreihan) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to reflect on getting ratioed by K-pop stans and consider what it would be like if Van Morrison and Tom MacDonald collaborated. Fortune Kit on Patreon: patreon.com/fortunekit/

Riley Quinn (@raaleh) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan for some baseless speculation about this year's Juno Award winners. Fortune Kit on Patreon: patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the discographies of right-wing political bands from The Goldwaters in the '60s to The Right Brothers in the 2000s. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52024070

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the National Review's music writing, including their glowing review of the new Van Morrison album and a list of the greatest conservative songs of all time. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan do an episode that miraculously syncs up with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. Alternate version without the backing track on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51259178

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Danzig's fear of cancellation and dig up a 1993 Washington Post hit piece against Barney. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50986578

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss which Star Wars characters would be best to eat and catch up with Buddy Brown's latest material. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan check in on Tommy Lee's twitter and watch a documentary about how streaming is changing the music business. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan lament being blocked by Eric Alper and enjoy a full 1991 live set from Barney the famous dinosaur. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49749109

Charles, Alex, and Dan wonder why Eric Alper is the way he is. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Download/stream Charles' album: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse

Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to explore the creative universe of the world's youngest Garfield and Scooby-Doo licensee. Charles' new album as Solipse is out March 24. Preorder/listen on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse

Charles, Alex, and Dan evaluate Grammy and Juno award nominees without any knowledge of the artists. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Emily (@gayh0rney) and Derek (@derek8185338005) join Charles, Alex, and Dan to chronicle Emily's Weezer DM story, her evening with Danzig, and the time she met Paul Banks. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss legacy artists selling their catalogs and likeness and imagine the viability of theme restaurants based on the Beach Boys, Metallica, and Bobby Pickett. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48249588

Recording engineer and producer Howard Bilerman joins Dan, Charles, and Alex to discuss aging gracefully, his feud with Craisins, and, well, the Nazis. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Matt Christman (@cushbomb) joins Charles and Dan to enjoy some politically charged country tunes delivered candidly from the back of a pickup truck. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to rate Meghan Trainor's Christmas album and advise kids against using condoms. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69-make-room-ft-47073302

Patrick Stickles (@TitusAndronicus) joins Dan, Charles, and Alex to imagine a world where Titus Andronicus signed to Waffle House's record label and discuss how Donald Trump needs to start a chain of megachurches. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Nate Ruess (@nateruessmusic) and Charles consult the all-knowing A.I. to find out whether Nate's version of "We Are Young" is better than the Kidz Bop version. Nate recalls an encounter with Kanye West. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46368884

The Tommy Lee Book Club finally reaches its conclusion with stories about Tommy's solo albums, his tattoo that says "tattoo," and Tommyland itself. (With guests Derek (@derek8185338005) and CJ (@TOS_violator)). Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Tommy Lee devotes an entire chapter to his Jagermeister machine, causing Dan to reflect on times when his bands crossed paths with brands like Camel and CNN. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45857749

Derek (@derek8185338005) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) join Alex, Charles, and Dan to continue their discussion of Tommy Lee's autobiography Tommyland. Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Derek (@derek8185338005) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) join Alex, Charles, and Dan for the first part of a discussion of Tommy Lee's autobiography Tommyland. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit