BEER & BIKINI

 ✨🎉 New Year’s Eve—a night for reflection, resolutions, and a touch of playful rebellion. In this special episode, we’re looking back at the highs and lows of the year and getting a little naughty with ideas to spice up the year ahead. 🍾🔥 From steamy whipped cream games to sizzling intentions, this short episode delivers a long-lasting dose of heat to kick off your celebrations. 💋🍬 Let’s rin...

🍺 Ever cracked open a beer and thought, "WTF?!" Join A. and J. as they dive into the unexpected, starting with a surprising twist on A.'s go-to brew, Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Imperial IPA .  🚗 This episode takes you on a whirlwind adventure to Dallas, where the duo splurges at Total Wine for party prep and discovers J.'s sexy happy place at the legendary "Meat Church,...

Fresh off a whirlwind escape to the gorgeous Hilton Playa Del Carmen , A & J spill all the steamy details from their sun-soaked, cocktail-fueled vacation. From J's jaw-dropping moves in a skin-tight red dress at the silent disco to a little cheeky fun on the Bali bed (and maybe some questionable directions back to their suite), it's a trip they'll never forget—and one they'...

🍺 J. turns up the heat on this frosty episode, kicking things off in a 👙 micro bikini while braving the chill and sipping on a tasty brew from Brazos Valley Brewing Company in Brenham, TX. 🌨️ 📬 Diving into an old question from Instagram follower The Beer Sith , J. explores the world of craft beer in Europe . To get the scoop, she reaches across the 🌍 pond to the cheerful crew at Meanwood Brewi...

🦃 Join us as we recap our wild and festive Thanksgiving, featuring a tiny 5-liter keg of Shiner Bock Holiday Cheer 🍻, a little naughty whipped cream 🍦, and plenty of laughs 😂. 📻 We revisit hilarious moments from recent podcasts that gave us shoutouts, like Craft Beer Republic   (revealing the Trader Joe's single cans secret 🍺) and The Neighborhood Beer Club , which hilariously confirmed...

Our previous two podcasts on Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Riviera Maya Pearl in Puerto Morelos, Mexico, continue to be our most popular downloaded episodes. Clearly, people are searching on Spotify and Apple for podcasts to learn more about these incredible, one-of-a-kind resorts. So, A & J are back to break down the vibe, answer the big question: are they worth the money? , and share why th...

 Pour yourself a pint and get ready for a wild ride!  This week, J. isn’t just sipping Pecan Pie Porter by Clown Shoes Brewing —she’s also slapping around some A.I., pushing its limits like the digital domme she knew she was. Meanwhile, A. drops the mic (and J.’s jaw) with a lesson in “queening” that leaves J. blushing, bewildered, and maybe a little curious.  From funny A.I. postings on their Ins...

What’s better than flames and an adrenaline rush? Nothing... except maybe J’s dangerously tiny, flame-patterned top peeking over that perfectly paired Evel Knievel Imperial IPA from Destihl Brewery! Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?! This week, things get wild as we spill the details on who got a hands-on experience with J’s "DD  assets"   and we debate whether it’s time...

Set sail with us for a playful and unforgettable episode as we dish on our favorite cruise port stops! Including the story of when A. got a little handsy with J. at our top recommended island spot. We’re bringing you beauty, beer, and some naughty insights.  PLUS we tackle a male listener question that made J. blush and stumble—it's naughty, it’s funny, and you might even learn a thing or two...

Get ready as we dive into some hands-on manscaping discussion (J. insists she’s the right one for the job!), Halloween party antics, and the groping Skeletor. We’ll also spill J's first make out memory, scary movie thrills, and serve up some fun, unsolicited relationship advice. Grab a cold drink and come laugh along with us in this flirty, spooky, and a little-too-fun episode! 🎃👻   ✨ We’r...

What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland, Oregon—complete with shock, rain-induced wardrobe changes, and a desperate longing for tiny tops. We were shocked by the amount of dirtiness and homelessn...

This week, we dive into the wild world of Karbach Brewing Co. Rodeo Clown Double IPA, answer fun and quirky questions from our listeners, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Oh, and things get spicy when J shares a little about her love for going topless on vacation! Add a splash of tequila in the mix, and you've got one unforgettable, slightly sexy, and hilariously fun episode. Cheer...

We're BAAACK...AGAIN - and sounding better than ever! After struggles with our podcast equipment post-move, we have our fellow podcast friend Greg from Craft Beer Republic Podcast to give a HUGE thanks to for the product tips. And...we’re now sounding slicker and sexier than ever.  Join us for some laughs as we dive into Oktoberfest celebrations, J's hilarious mishap with red wine on her...

We are baaaack!  After a couple weeks podcast hiatus, and a year-long hunt for their perfect Texas paradise, A. & J. finally made the big move from Austin to their new slice of Texas heaven—and there’s a bonus! Their new house comes with a little surprise… hint: it’s the perfect spot for a stripper pole! Life’s too short, folks—drink the beer, take the risks, and find your own slice of paradis...

Curious about what it's like to roll on the high seas for a couple of weeks? Or maybe you're itching to learn about rock' and rollin' on Holland America Nieuw Statendam and dreaming of a steamy 14-night escape through the Caribbean.  Join us as we dive into our long, sexy voyage, where we dish on the perks of Club Orange, how we couldn't resist the delicious food (and the...

It's the "Uh Oh, Better Get Waco" episode! We're cracking open an ice-cold Community Beer Kush Super Dank Double Hazy IPA and diving into the fun and flirty details of our recent trip to Waco, Texas. And guess what? Waco isn't just about Chip and Joanna Gaines—it's also about the sexy, fun places to hit up late at night. We explored the famous Magnolia Market, chatted...

Get ready for a rollercoaster of shocking surprises in this week’s episode! Ever wondered what happens when a store goes out of business? Well, J. scored big—21 sexy and naughty tops for a steal! As they kick back and sip on Pinthouse Brewing’s Southern Hemi Emilio TIPA, with a bold 10.5% ABV, you know it’s going to be a fun night. But that’s not all— A. reveals why he loves seeing J. in skirts an...

Get ready for a wild ride! J can't get enough of the new Deadpool and Wolverine  movie, and she's rocking her spicy red outfit (with ball gag?!) to prove it. While sipping on Belching Beaver's Orange Vanilla Imperial IPA, she gets frisky and nostalgic, reminiscing about cold beers at the movies.   J is even considering being an extra on a well-known show being filmed right here in A...

I will take epic fails for $100, please, Pat! On this episode we've got some epic fail tales to share with you.  Picture this: J. flying off the stripper pole as it came tumbling down, bruising her lil tush in the process—ouch! From "trick" fails to beer fails that ended in hilarity, we're spilling all the funny details as we partake in some Melvin Brewing Asterisk IPA brews.  ...

This is part 3 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions! In this episode, we dive into all the juicy questions from our "anonymous" followers. Ever wondered how often we "get it on" each week? Or our go-to cheap beer choices? We spill our crazy drunken escapades as young adults, share stories of cars gett...

When Hurricane Beryl comes stormin' in, A. & J. pivot like J. does on her at home stripper pole, swapping their 4th of July Mexico getaway for a good ol' Texas staycation. They embrace a hell-raising good time in Fredericksburg, Texas , with tiny tops in Luckenbach, Texas with "♫ Waylon, Willie and the boys♫", J. dances on the stage at Old 290 Brewing while savoring Hell Ra...

On Fridays, we wear pink! ... and J's pink top is seriously see-through! A. dares her to wear it out in public, turning up the heat on an already steamy episode. J. gets extra frisky after a Shiner Shandy, while A. dives into the Eggo Brunch in a Jar.. she isn't a fan, but she's all about A's creamy goodness. This episode is part 2 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram f...

Oh, this one is fun! J asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, questions... anything goes! And our followers did not disappoint... which is how J discovers in the delicious Dogfish Head World Wide Stout and instantly falls in love with this rich, dark dimensional brew. The questions and topics include being stranded on a deserted island, bikinis, "...

Welcome to our wild and witty chat where we tackle the real questions in life! Where can we find small tank tops for J with hilarious sayings like "Billy Bob's Boobs"?  We'll dive into her favorite crazy high heels she wore to Hop Thief Taphouse and the wall of beer taps.  Her new obsession with Clown Shoes Beers Space Cake Double IPA, and J says it’s so good it tastes like &qu...

She's not just tired; she's fabulously fatigued from burning the candle at both ends with looong hours of hustle. So, we grabbed a much-needed big beer in an Oktoberfest glass, and A went on a hilarious explanation as why you should never mess with muffins. We rant about sh$tty bosses and J drops some serious wisdom with her favorite quote: "Mediocrity always attacks excellence.&quo...