BEER & BIKINI

🌴 And WOW, do we have stories to tell! We were beyond excited to return to one of our favorite adults-only playgrounds, Desire Riviera Maya , and there's WAY too much fun, craziness, and debauchery to squeeze into just one episode! 😈  So buckle up, because we're kicking off a multi-part Desire Riviera Maya podcast series! 🍍🔥 🏝️ In Part 1, we're taking you along for our first day...

🌴 They're off on vacation AGAIN! And let's be honest… J. is probably topless on a beach somewhere right now! 🍺 🍺They're celebrating fall with a little German flair, cracking open Occupy Marz German Lager , a craft beer from Starbase Brewing in Austin, Texas !      And she gets nipply when A. starts counting in German 😈   Then, you asked, we answer! A. & J. dive into some bur...

A. & J. just finished watching Elon Musk's livestream reveal of the new Tesla Roadster literally MINUTES AGO, and WHAT?! It can FLY?! 🚀🤯 We're still trying to wrap our heads around what we just watched! Is this really the future of cars? Buckle up, grab a cold one, and listen in as we share our first reactions! 🍺🔥 📩 Go to www. BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, o...

Have you seen the latest Jackass  movie ? What was hilarious 20 years ago is now just a little painful (and sad!) to watch. Some things really don't age well! 💪 Speaking of aging... A. gets called an “animal” at the gym by a guy in his 30s! Sounds like a great compliment, right? Until he follows it up with, “I hope I'm in shape like you at your age!” 😂 J. can't stop laughing! 🍎 A...

It's the most wonderful time of the year... for drinking! 🍺🍂 Oktoberfest, football season, Halloween, and plenty of reasons to celebrate in between! A. & J. are kicking off spooky season with a cold Nightmare Juice Double Hazy IPA from Mason Ale Works . 👻🍻 And J. declares she could drink a whole bunch of these! 😂 But the beer isn't the only thing brewing this episode! 🚗⚡ Just...

🍻 Back from the road trip! A. & J. crack open on of their go-to's Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA and settle back into life at home—because sometimes a little routine actually feels pretty damn good. But then we get to the BIG question of the day… 😂 📱 Why do complete strangers ALWAYS ask J. for her phone number when we’re on vacation?! Seriously. Why does this keep happening?  S...

😂He is proudly sporting his Motorboat Captain T-shirt as they wrap up the final stop of their road trip in Destin, Florida! They checked into the brand-spanking-new Hyatt House Destin , and their suite was so huge they could’ve held dance lessons in there. The room had a full kitchen, tons of space, and a beautiful pool overlooking the golf course—they loved this place! But J. had one thing on he...

🍺 Road Trip Part 3 takes A. & J.  from Florida to Thomasville, Georgia—a stop ChatGPT told us we needed to make. We were skeptical. Very skeptical. But J. has to give credit where credit is due… Chat nailed this one. 😂 We explored downtown Thomasville, did a little shopping, checked out some seriously fancy golf clubs and beautiful plantations, and then found Sweet Grass Creamery—home to wha...

Road Trip Part #2 starts exactly how you’d expect from Beer & Bikini… with J. topless again. 😂 Hey, it’s HOT and humid in Central Florida! And what are they drinking? Cigar City Brewing’s Florida Man Double IPA — a dangerously delicious 9% ABV! 🍺🔥 Strong, hoppy and AMAZING.   First, they reminisce about Night #2 at the legendary Flora-Bama in Orange Beach, Alabama — live music, way too many...

Beer & Bikini is hitting the road! 🚗🍺👙 The road trip is officially underway! 🚗🍺  recapping the first leg of their adventure, they crack open Ghost in the Machine IPA from Parish Brewing in Lafayette, Louisiana —by far one of her favorites. After a quick night in Lafayette, it’s back on the road—and of course, no Southern road trip is complete without a stop (or two!) at Buc-ee’s ! 🦫 Firs...

While A. & J. are off enjoying a little vacay 🌴🍹, they are bringing back one of our most popular past episodes! “New to Desire Riviera Maya? Let’s Chat”   🔥 If you’re planning your first trip to Desire Riviera Maya—or just curious about what it’s really like—this one’s for you. We share our experiences, tips, and plenty of honest talk about what to expect. So grab a drink, kick back, and en...

A shorty episode before we hit the road! 🍺👙 This week, we’re switching things up and trading the beer for rum and vodka. He’s perfectly happy with the cheap stuff, while J. apparently has much more expensive taste when it comes to her spirits. 🍹😂 J. also shares her latest adventure— selling feet pics on FeetFinder! 👣😈 She’s just getting started, but give her a little time… because you know s...

This week on Beer & Bikini , things get a little weird, a little sexy, and—as usual—a little inappropriate. 🍺👙 Does J. have a secret stalker sending her Victoria’s Secret? 👀 A. isn’t exactly concerned… especially after seeing the outfit. 😂 Then J. shares how she helped A. survive a brutal three-hour Zoom call—by sending him new bikini pics f rom the bedroom, of course. She posted a couple...

We PIVOT like a stripper on a pole! 😂💃  When J. found out their upcoming adults-only fall getaway would be under renovation—and CLOSING the main pool while they were there—she said, “Oh, HELL nah!” 😳  So what did they do?  The took a leap and booked a trip back to DESIRE RIVIERA MAYA! 🔥 📚 And speaking of Desire… J. is SHOCKED that sales of her book, Desire Diaries , have taken off! It’s all a...

Boobs are baaaack! (.)(.) And A. & J. are VERY excited about it. 😂  🤓📚In this episode, J. breaks out his favorite sexy librarian look —glasses included—and he quickly gets reprimanded for being way too loud . 🤫  Then they dive into the latest trend: boobs are officially back 🙌and J. couldn’t be happier that his favorite assets are finally having their moment again. 😏 But first… BEER! 🍺...

This week on Beer & Bikini , it's all about 2 cans for her cans! 😏 A. puts J.'s taste buds to the test with two big, bold Texas imperial stout craft beers: 🍺 Raspberry Temptress Imperial Stout from Lakewood Brewing (Garland, TX) 🍺 Ridiculous AF Peanut Butter Chocolate Imperial Stout from Saloon Door Brewing (Pearland, TX) Will J. discover a new favorite... or will it be a big ol&a...

They hit the road once again for another unforgettable getaway to the San Antonio River Walk , and let's just say... this trip brought even more laughs, questionable decisions, and legendary stories! 🍀 They kicked things off at Dirty Nelly's Irish Pub , where A. convinced J.  to rock a tiny top while they enjoyed drinks on the River Walk patio.  Between the Guinness, the Jäger shots, an...

It's a beer trifecta... or should we say a ménage à trois ? 😏 A. & J. crack open three of the oldest beers brewed in the U.S. for a blind taste test. Can they tell which classic brew is which, or will their taste buds betray them? 🍻 Then it's time to nerd out over science, and classic Westerns. A is beyond excited about the upcoming Re-Animator remake, which convinces J. to finally...

 🍺🎸 A. & J. RUSHED to see RUSH!   YEP… THE famous band RUSH on their “ Fifty Something” Tour! 🤘🎶 When the third stop on the tour landed not too far from home, A. & J. packed up and did Fort Worth RIGHT.    🍺 First stop… Twin Peaks!   Delicious food, ice-cold 29-degree craft beer, and let's just say- J.'s low-cut top fit right in. 😂 Even the waitresses couldn't stop com...

🎙️🍺 This week on Beer & Bikini... 🍻 He kicks things off with a conversation about guilty pleasures... think massage tables... and happy endings? 😏 🥤 But first, they're cooling off with an ice-cold Shiner Raspberry Lemonade Shandy from Spoetzl Brewery in Shiner, Texas, on a scorching 99° Texas day! 🌎 Listener Shout-Outs! Our biggest U.S. audience last week came from Upstate New York—t...

🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company , cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away! ☀️ A....

🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge . Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆 This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round?   😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting,...

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light . Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, a...

On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙 J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer B...

J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas . The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂  They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas , cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F* ck Hazy IPA that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈 This episode’s beer review? 🍺...