BEER & BIKINI

 🍺🎸 A. & J. RUSHED to see RUSH!   YEP… THE famous band RUSH on their “ Fifty Something” Tour! 🤘🎶 When the third stop on the tour landed not too far from home, A. & J. packed up and did Fort Worth RIGHT.    🍺 First stop… Twin Peaks!   Delicious food, ice-cold 29-degree craft beer, and let's just say- J.'s low-cut top fit right in. 😂 Even the waitresses couldn't stop com...

🎙️🍺 This week on Beer & Bikini... 🍻 He kicks things off with a conversation about guilty pleasures... think massage tables... and happy endings? 😏 🥤 But first, they're cooling off with an ice-cold Shiner Raspberry Lemonade Shandy from Spoetzl Brewery in Shiner, Texas, on a scorching 99° Texas day! 🌎 Listener Shout-Outs! Our biggest U.S. audience last week came from Upstate New York—t...

🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company , cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away! ☀️ A....

🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge . Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆 This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round?   😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting,...

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light . Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, a...

On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙 J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer B...

J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas . The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂  They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas , cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F* ck Hazy IPA that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈 This episode’s beer review? 🍺...

Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co . —a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌  So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the elec...

A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery . Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳  🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected ter...

A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push the line between funny and oh my… did you really just do that?! 😂 But before the AI mischief even begins… we’ve got the abacus boob shirt 🔢👀 Yep, she sho...

Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out. In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using the latest Grok magic… and let’s just say… things escalate quickly. Is this the Grok + Hustler edition we didn’t know we needed? Buckle up. 🚗💨 Meanwhile, we’re keeping things juicy with a boozy show...

Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️ We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams —a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with. And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline. Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoo...

 🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are— Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏  The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA f rom Bold Republic Brewing   — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a...

… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂 Well… it kind of is. In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico.  Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏 But the real highlight? Enc...

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort —  the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better.  In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort . We also talk about some of the inte...

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya. And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same. This is only Part #1   because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode. So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort wit...

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume.  Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low. Cue dramatic violin music. Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by...

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be . For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically … rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~   They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Aust...

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation? We’re not saying. You’ll just have to listen.  This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, co...

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood.  In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie.  They also dive into some of their favorite I...

 This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize . They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’...

 Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂  What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉  Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨   ✨ We’re A...

Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES"  📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏  If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit…...

Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night?  Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏 In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and t...

This week on Beer & Bikini , J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots. J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in).  nd l...