BEER & BIKINI

Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co . —a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌  So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the elec...

A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery . Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳  🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected ter...

A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push the line between funny and oh my… did you really just do that?! 😂 But before the AI mischief even begins… we’ve got the abacus boob shirt 🔢👀 Yep, she sho...

Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out. In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using the latest Grok magic… and let’s just say… things escalate quickly. Is this the Grok + Hustler edition we didn’t know we needed? Buckle up. 🚗💨 Meanwhile, we’re keeping things juicy with a boozy show...

Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️ We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams —a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with. And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline. Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoo...

 🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are— Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏  The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA f rom Bold Republic Brewing   — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a...

… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂 Well… it kind of is. In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico.  Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏 But the real highlight? Enc...

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort —  the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better.  In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort . We also talk about some of the inte...

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya. And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same. This is only Part #1   because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode. So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort wit...

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume.  Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low. Cue dramatic violin music. Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by...

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be . For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically … rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~   They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Aust...

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation? We’re not saying. You’ll just have to listen.  This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, co...

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood.  In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie.  They also dive into some of their favorite I...

 This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize . They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’...

 Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂  What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉  Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨   ✨ We’re A...

Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES"  📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏  If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit…...

Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night?  Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏 In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and t...

This week on Beer & Bikini , J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots. J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in).  nd l...

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂) We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺 —Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU...

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.  But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.  We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories...

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world!  Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us.  We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways.   **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!** J.  did something massive: she wrote, published, and offic...

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun , and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy. BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s...

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA , while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit.  🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slu...

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink . But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you! We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A....

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉. So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our...