BEER & BIKINI

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like — cue gag noises —so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laug...

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored. The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross). It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversa...

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥 The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dan...

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze —because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious. 🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as...

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini , J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini —complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return. We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. st...

🎉 Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for being part of this deliciously inappropriate ride. 💋 To celebrate our diamond-sparkly, beer-soaked 75th episode, we’re cracking open some Cellarman's Revenge IPA  f...

🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya —and trust us, people are very curious. 😏 Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have never been to a clothing-optional resort (yet 👀) and aren’t in the lifestyle like us… but are absolutely looking to turn up the heat in their relationship or marriage. 🔥 So in this episo...

Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter  from Texas Beer Company —and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain) 🌧️, thanks to every dang 4th of July party getting canceled. But who needs fireworks 🎆 when you’ve got dark roast porter 🍻, porch vibes 🪑, and a deep love of ‘Merica ❤️🤍💙 morphing right into our undying obsession with Texas 🤠. Then...

We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known a s The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups. 🏊‍♂️ 100+ pools  🍸 Bars & restaurants    🎶 Live music 365 days a year  🏌️‍♂️ 50+ golf courses  🛺 Golf carts that outnumber cars In this episode, we spill the crack open a Cigar City Brewing Florida Man Double IPA , and chat about our boozy adventures, J.’s sudden golf o...

This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer  🥒🍻 —live on the mic.  the cracked open a cold "Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer" from Martin House Brewing Company in Fort Worth, TX and J. was convinced she’d hate it… but surprise: she LOVED it . He took one sip and said, “Absolutely not.” Now J. is already planning full-on pairing...

Light-hearted and proud—because there’s no better time than Memorial Day weekend to raise a glass in support of our amazing U.S. military 💪. We’re sipping on Drekker Brewing Company’s 3 Greg Tomlette IPA 🍺 (seriously, what a name!) and laughing about the Memorial Day barbecue we somehow got invited to. It was one of those gatherings full of people we didn’t really know… and didn’t really want to...

J. is a Texas girl, but if she could escape to one place —it’d be this sun-drenched, non-stop party paradise 🏝️👙. She’s ready to pack all her bikinis and live her best poolside life year-round 🍹🌴 A. is just along for the ride, sipping endless Radlers 🍺 and—let’s be honest—enjoying the view 👀😏 (yes, he’s a boob guy and he’s not hiding it 🫦).  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about...

Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with people?). Is it narcissism? A lack of basic manners? Or are we all just one loud leaf blower away from snapping? 😤 Come laugh, vent, and maybe feel a little less alone—I mean,...

You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J.  We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comeback you won’t want to miss.  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler alert: they're real (unfortunately), even the no donkeys in the bathtub! Join us as we dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of weird state laws tha...

Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from Real Ale Brewing . It’s a whole vibe , and we are here for it. The duo spills the spicy details of their return to Hilton Playa Del Carmen Adults Only All-Inclusive - think: top-shelf cocktails in...

🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers . After a whirlwind trip, J. is rehydrating with a little Liquid IV (and maybe a splash of vodka—😉). 🏖️ Their adventure kicked off at the stunning JOIA Paraíso by Iberostar adults-only all-inclusive resort, where they scored...

It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣 Meanwhile, we crack open a Real Ale Brewing Co. Blanco, TX Black Quad Ale and get deep into our preferred perfect brewing conditions—no kids, good vibes, and zero responsibility. We also dive i...

A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA , complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dirty wench to find out. 😏 Speaking of pirates, they dive back into their Belize obsession after a listener thinks it’s out of reach for them. Spoiler alert: It’s m...

Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rotating boudoir snaps of her 📸—prompting her hilarious reaction, “Holy shit, is that really my ass?!” 😂 And with a cool breeze blowing through the boobies...

Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨  We kicked back with a Catacomb Master IPA from Hubbard’s Cave Brewing while diving into all the details—J’s excitement, her nerves before the big reveal, and the entire boudoir experience. 🍺📸 H...

She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction.  But what really goes down in a boudoir session? From the anticipation and nerves to the moment the photographer sprays your boobies down with water while...

A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store to prep for her steamy session💋. From glam squads to sexy sets, the anticipation is sizzling🔥. With beer in hand  and a buzz in the air, they spill...

Buckle Up Buttercup—it’s a sexy Q & A kinda podcast day! 🍺 As they sip on a refreshing Cigar City Brewing Jai Alai IPA, they dive into the burning sexy questions sent in by loyal podcast listeners and Instagram followers. 💌 J. asks the saucy, naughty questions, and A. doesn’t hold back, offering honest (and hilariously candid) answers from a man’s perspective. Expect things to get spicy, ste...

Grab a beer (or three), because things are about to get fun 🔥 In this wild wrap-up episode, A. &J.  are spilling all the tea (aka beers and vodka) as they celebrate an epic 1st season and toast to Season 2! From a boozy beach trip to  Belize to late-night shenanigans in Mexico, they’re reminiscing on the adventures that made this season unforgettable, 😈🍹 , and drop hints about the next wild...