Perfect Person

Buy the Perfect Person Uniform! Ascend To Perfection! The wrecking ball crew is here to answer calls about whether or not your one night stand likes you, and how exactly to win over your elderly neighbor who hates you.  FOLLOW RAINIE & WILL Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Perfe...

Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it!...

Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: h...

Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis. FOLLOW REILLY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend...

Hassan Khadair joins the show to discuss a caller's classmate crush that she hugs daily, a booty patrol car that is WORKING, and a relationship anniversary conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend a...

Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On In...

Ben & Emil from Trillionaire Mindset join the show to discuss how ipad synching is bad for cheaters, funeral roasting your grampa, and accidentally leaking your husbands kink.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Te...

It's the Triannual Solo episode and I am alone in the studio talking to THE PEOPLE about sugar daddies, unwanted roommate couch surfers, and besties gone BAD.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

Sarah joins the show to take caller conundrums about shitting on the floor in front of your ex, a dead rat in a shared fridge, and more! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story...

Jena Friedman joins the show to discuss being bullied by comedians, buying Jena's book "Not Funny", a toxic ex texting mom, and of course: Buying Jena's Book: Not Funny wherever books are sold. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly...

Sarah Schauer joins the show to shed perfect wisdom on a sausage prankster, being bullied by a 70 year old, sobriety, and what to do with a BFF's kinky dad.  CHECK OUT SARAH https://www.instagram.com/sarahschauer/ https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahschauer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1T0JN1hhHfNsiKtqKn_dEQ https://www.youtube.com/@TheBCCClub   Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

Will & Rainie are back in the PP studio to discuss Will's downward spiral, Rainie's loud foot stomping and fetishist neighbor, and calls about coffee, maids of honor, & tinder bios. It's a BANGER.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: ht...

Michael Cruz Kayne joins the show to discuss grief, being a dad, being framed for using your roommates razor by your disgraced olympian boyfriend, and more! CHECK OUT A GOOD CRY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell...

Stanzi joins the show to discuss the goth movement at her middle school, being friends with your old bully, a toxic freshman year roommate, and a hoe phase gone wrong.  Check Out Stanzi!  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPod...

Amir joins the show to field calls about a stinky sushi at the library, a dominatrix in the gig economy and more.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Adverti...

Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story i...

Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.  TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevarts Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend abou...

Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it!...

Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a f...

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the...

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend...