Perfect Person

The WBC is back to answer iconic calls about banging your classmate, confronting a friend about putting licked fingies in the shared chips, and of course a girls group that is enacting a coup. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free ...

Damien Haas joins the show to discuss pissing yourself at walmart, moving on from a crush down the hall, and navigating an ex's baby momma. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN :  https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:...

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take calls about accidentally texting an illicit picture to an acquaintance, hating your besties boyfriend, and almost getting Carrie'd at your job. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN : https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of...

Carl Tart joins the show to take calls about white lies on a first date, a truecrime whodunnit about a truffle pasta, and what happens when your best friends mom dates your ex. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Becky Habersberger joins the show to take calls about a messy cat roommate and an icon who exacts revenge on an unsuspecting ex flame who wronged her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Sam Reece (Shitty Craft Club) joins the show to take calls about boyfriends ghosting after car accidents, a diss track for a F**kboi, and a woman cancelled by her husbands sister for jackbox games. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube: &n...

Lauren Riihimaki & Jeremy Lewis from Wild Til 9 join the show to take some truly WILD calls about throwing up in your crushes car & a deep family secret. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Mile...

Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls about fiending for peen, zoom professors leaking their bookmarks, acapella drama, and someone who wants to DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY. Reilly Anspaugh Geoffrey James Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version with 28 ex...

CIAO! Its the wrecking ball crew here to take calls about hostile corporate espionage, your boss putting his hands IN your work peanut butter, and a musical theatre antagonist. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT W...

Eric Striffler joins the show for a very special ghost story call in episode, in honor of spooky season. We take calls about a haunted son, a ghost in the mirror, and a goblin in the doorway. Get tickets to NYCTOPHOBIA, and use code: GHOSTBOOBS or SPOOKYPERFECT to get 25$ off! https://synthetic.nyc/ Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly...

Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Pe...

Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Foll...

I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!...

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.l...

Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - 27 Extra minutes of THIS episode & Weekly Bonus episodes on Fridays Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PP...

It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck in the car with them for part of the call. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep...

CIAO! The Wrecking Ball Crew is BACK and boy are the calls juicy. A toxic girls trip drama, we listen to a diss track about our caller, and a ghost is haunting a home once again.  Subscribe To The Patreon (for 25 extra minutes of this episode): https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectM...

Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta T...

Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow...

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT...

Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a fr...

This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on You...

Sarah joins the show to discuss meddling in your friends relationships, a disagreement about a bonnet, and whether or not it is ethical to steal your ex's hulu password.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follo...

Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex toys without her knowing.  CHECK OUT HBO LAX  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS e...

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store.  Highlight Channel: https://youtube.com/@PerfectPersonPLUS   -- Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Ad Free extended version, Ex...