Perfect Person

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Week...

Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob. https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended versi...

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended versi...

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &...

THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Presale NOW with Patreon code ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST see you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -...

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episode...

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee...

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free...

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this e...

It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office. coffee is baaaaaack -  https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon:  ht...

Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle. coffee is baaaaaack -   https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad...

Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open. Join the club at https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code per...

Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nb...

The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode )...

Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coff...

Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  pe...

Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nbs...

Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com W...

Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to  https://saily.com/perfectperson   Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troubles on...

Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this epi...

Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfe...

Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com W...

Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com Wat...

Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus epis...

Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nbs...