Perfect Person

Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder at your local craft night. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every...

Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss.   SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &...

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life.  SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f...

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house.  SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Buy the...

Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love.  SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of th...

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of th...

Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work.  SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this...

Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on...

Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\ LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended vers...

Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Buy the C...

Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this ep...

The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary. * For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube **OUTTAKES AT 1:27:08 TIX TO LIVE SHOWS https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join...

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Week...

Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob. https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended versi...

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended versi...

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.  Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &...

THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Presale NOW with Patreon code ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST see you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -...

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episode...

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee...

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free...

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this e...

It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office. coffee is baaaaaack -  https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon:  ht...