Perfect Person

Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle. coffee is baaaaaack -   https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad...

Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open. Join the club at https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code per...

Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nb...

The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode )...

Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coff...

Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  pe...

Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nbs...

Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com W...

Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to  https://saily.com/perfectperson   Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troubles on...

Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this epi...

Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfe...

Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com W...

Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com Wat...

Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus epis...

Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!&nbs...

Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life.  SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES:  https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  e...

Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy t...

It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY! Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &n...

Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN     &...

Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Bu...

Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the Coffee!!  perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube...

Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Buy the...

perfectpersoncoffee.com Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: ...

Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.com Eddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fre...

Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard.  Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended v...