Perfect Person

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday...

BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/P...

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home. SEE THE SHOW LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fr...

SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Jared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode )...

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Foll...

Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles...

Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main C...

Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT...

Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch M...

Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes e...

Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended versi...

Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episo...

Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner. BUY TICKETS TO TOUR https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus...

Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extende...

Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode...

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f...

Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &nb...

The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Week...

Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of th...

Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.  GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  ht...

Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Jeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus e...

________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____ https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Arasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every F...

Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vide...

Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Perf...