Perfect Person

Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended versi...

Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episo...

Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner. BUY TICKETS TO TOUR https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus...

Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extende...

Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode...

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f...

Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &nb...

The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Week...

Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of th...

Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.  GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  ht...

Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Jeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus e...

________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____ https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Arasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every F...

Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vide...

Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Perf...

Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Perfe...

Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front of IT, confronting your pret sitter about stealing your ice cream, and breaking your nose going down on a one night stand. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole. Donate to those affected by the Los Angeles fires: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/us/help-california-la-wildfires-victims.html Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &n...

Zac Oyama joins the show to disperse wisdom on a daddy that is on the prowl, a wrestling company fiasco, and a soup competition. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https:...

Its that time of year AGAIN, where we wind 2024 to a close while celebrating its greatest hits. There were so many incredible ones, this is just the cream of the crop. Count down the best callers and updates this year with Mr Oak from the bachelor episodes, I dropped my cake (w/ Angela Giarratana), my brother is dating our cousin (w/ Jarvis & Jordan), and I played my alien sex audiobook at wor...

The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus ep...

Eric Striffler joins the show as a little reindeer to help Santa take Christmas calls just in time for the big day. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended vers...

Brennan Lee Mulligan joins the show to discuss abusing your charitable powers to seize a Horse Nickname, flooding your building, and giving bad news to your dentist.  Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus...

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes ev...

Olivia Sui joins the show to give perfect wisdom about a wedding wardrobe disaster, a meeting of the moms, and car accidents. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://b...