Perfect Person

Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/Perfe...

Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front of IT, confronting your pret sitter about stealing your ice cream, and breaking your nose going down on a one night stand. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole. Donate to those affected by the Los Angeles fires: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/us/help-california-la-wildfires-victims.html Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &n...

Zac Oyama joins the show to disperse wisdom on a daddy that is on the prowl, a wrestling company fiasco, and a soup competition. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https:...

Its that time of year AGAIN, where we wind 2024 to a close while celebrating its greatest hits. There were so many incredible ones, this is just the cream of the crop. Count down the best callers and updates this year with Mr Oak from the bachelor episodes, I dropped my cake (w/ Angela Giarratana), my brother is dating our cousin (w/ Jarvis & Jordan), and I played my alien sex audiobook at wor...

The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus ep...

Eric Striffler joins the show as a little reindeer to help Santa take Christmas calls just in time for the big day. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended vers...

Brennan Lee Mulligan joins the show to discuss abusing your charitable powers to seize a Horse Nickname, flooding your building, and giving bad news to your dentist.  Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus...

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes ev...

Olivia Sui joins the show to give perfect wisdom about a wedding wardrobe disaster, a meeting of the moms, and car accidents. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://b...

Tommy Bowe joins the show to discuss his perfections and take calls about a neighbor banging next door and a perfect situationship with a horrible mustache.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN        -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles...

Miles talks about tragedy, and then takes calls from extraordinary people.  Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To...

Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls about a husbands secret butt stash, a star crossed romance, and a whodunnit with a fish. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Chan...

Will and Miles embark on the annual stoned advice episode of the show, and they dive right in. They give advice through a fat cloud about if your crush is interested, a lover turned roommate situation, and a mystery about candy. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this...

Jordan Myrick and Kendahl Landreth join the show to discuss breaking up your friends, finding your missing jacket, being waxed by a scientologist, and a teacher email server diss. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended ve...

LIVE FROM BOSTON, its Perfect Person!! Will and Sarah guest on the live show, and we give live advice to a woman who is uncontrollably hot/cool, a wife with a disastrous roleplay history, and a peeping tom in the name of friendship. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus...

Eric joins the show to take calls about paranormal, ghosty, goblin experiences. We take calls about a family curse, a goblin fight, a witch in the woods, and the ghost who shoved me. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended...

Courtney Miller (Smosh) joins the show to dole out perfection, and take calls about a strip club work nemesis, a DJ situationship, fake dating your crush, and an office fartsuation. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! ( PHILLY HAS 32 TICKETS LEFT AS OF WRITING THIS) https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus ep...

Vic Michaelis joins the show to dole out perfection to callers about a breakup over a hot dog, text flirting with an A list celebrity, and being cancelled by a rival kickball team.  BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  exte...

Jay joins the show to dispense perfect wisdom to callers about nailing a unique job interview, reviewing an acapella diss track, and getting a late dinner. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode )...

Rainie Toll joins the show for her first solo episode, fielding calls from a problematic queen, an arch nemesis, and a competitively horny receptionist at a dance studio. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of...

Geoff and Reilly join the show to ascend to perfection, & take calls about roommate hair in your bed, a flippant BCC to the whole company, and a nightmare misunderstanding with a local barista. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free...

Shayne & Amanda (Smosh Mouth) join the show to take calls about a fake baby for free rent, and a public spotify sex playlist. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  ht...

The Bachelor Boyz (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam) join the show in their third attempt at finding love with random single callers. The boyz go on dates hosted by Miles, and test their wits in confounding disaster situations. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version o...

Chanse McCrary (Smosh) joins the show to take stunning calls about an insane hookup, a new vegetable, a decades old lie, and reading your boyfriends diary. Subscribe To The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Mile...