Kevin Tejada

You’re Not Gonna Make It

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Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too). iamkevintejada.substack.com

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Kevin Tejada

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23 Sugar 28.01.2025 14:42

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Diabeetus juice. 🦾 Get coaching from me 📞 Get on a call with me 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

22 Misinformation 21.01.2025 18:47

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Fake News (maybe GW was right). 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Get on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

21 Lack of Sleep 14.01.2025 19:12

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Go the f*ck to sleep. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

20 US Healthcare 07.01.2025 16:38

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Broken ankles cause broken bank accounts. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

19 Being Fat 31.12.2024 14:33

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Being less-than-obese. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

18 Subscriptions 24.12.2024 15:12

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Digital rent. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

17 AI Taking Our Jobs 17.12.2024 20:08

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: AI's coming for your job, and mine. Is this the last episode?? (No.) 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/s...

16 Overpopulation 10.12.2024 14:34

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: There's too many of you. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

15 Fitness Influencers 03.12.2024 17:29

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that feel make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Online fit guys and gals. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

14 American "Food" 26.11.2024 15:30

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: American """"cuisine."""" 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

13 Perfectionism 19.11.2024 12:49

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Pretending you can achieve perfection. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

12 Gymtimidation 12.11.2024 17:10

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Being scared of Jim. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

11 US Elections 05.11.2024 13:02

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: The USA is not okay. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

10 Bedtime Procrastination & Death of Cooking 29.10.2024 15:42

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Dreading sleep and UberEats. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

9 Toxic Positivity & Tech Neck 22.10.2024 14:16

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Being too nice and breaking your neck. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

8 Steroids & Smartphone Addiction 15.10.2024 21:28

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Juicing & damn kids and their phones. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

7 Obesity & Smartwatches 08.10.2024 19:18

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Big boys and wrist annoyances. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

6 Notifications & New Year Resolutions 01.10.2024 21:37

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Annoying phone and annual liars. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

5 Sh*tty Personal Trainers & Social Algorithms 24.09.2024 19:14

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: I talk sh*t about my past self & social media ruins your life. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/s...

4 Food P*rn 17.09.2024 21:05

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Eating too much & jerking too much. https://read.easypeasymethod.org/the-easy-method.html 🌐Website: https://cardboardfoxdigital.com 📝FREE Fitness Template: https://flexfit.cardboardfoxdigital.com 📚Fitness Course: https://kevin-tejada-s-school.teacha...

3 Screentime & AI Friends 10.09.2024 18:18

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Too much time on your phone/PC & HAL 9000. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

2 Phubbing & Apathetic Sewercide 03.09.2024 16:10

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Ignoring your family to spend time on your phone & dying slowly because you don't care. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamk...

1 Ozempic & Virtual Reality (VR) Injuries 27.08.2024 16:21

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Drugs and silly VR accidents. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule on a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe