Kevin Tejada

You’re Not Gonna Make It

Health EN ↓ 73 episodes

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too). iamkevintejada.substack.com

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Kevin Tejada

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48 Booty Blasts 22.07.2025 29:00

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-butt CHEEKS! 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 🌐 FREE All-In-One Weight Loss Calculator 📸 Instagram 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/su...

47 ”I Don’t Like Vegetables” 15.07.2025 17:55

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Don't disappoint Vegeta. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 🌐 FREE All-In-One Weight Loss Calculator 📸 Instagram 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

46 Spot Reduction 08.07.2025 25:06

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Liposuction is not the answer. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 🌐 FREE All-In-One Weight Loss Calculator 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

45 Fitness Overcomplication 01.07.2025 34:31

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: JUST MOVE MORE. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 🌐 FREE All-In-One Weight Loss Calculator 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

44 Weight Loss Overcomplication 24.06.2025 26:14

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: JUST EAT LESS. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 🌐 FREE All-In-One Weight Loss Calculator 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

43 Burger King 17.06.2025 18:02

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: This is my Super Size Me. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

42 Weight Loss Drugs 10.06.2025 25:08

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Say no to drugs kids. 🦾 Drop 20+ lbs ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

41 Impatience 03.06.2025 21:14

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: ................................................................................... Not being able to.......... wait. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplici...

40 Mental Inflexibility 27.05.2025 17:05

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: You're too rigid, man. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

39 Ignorance Part 1 20.05.2025 19:36

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: I don't know, and neither do you. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

38 Bad Posture 13.05.2025 15:50

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Posture check! 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

37 The Comparison Trap 06.05.2025 19:39

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: I'm better than you. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Book a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

36 Bodybuilding 29.04.2025 23:31

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Calf raises and hammer curls. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

35 Pork 22.04.2025 15:32

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Bacon obsession. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

34 The Food Pyramid 15.04.2025 17:58

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: One of the greatest pyramid schemes of all time. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

33 The Milk Industry 08.04.2025 19:43

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Cow harassment. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

32 The Motivation Industry 01.04.2025 21:22

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Happy "Get Sober" Day! 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

31 School Lunch 25.03.2025 17:12

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch! 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

30 Doomscrolling 18.03.2025 17:49

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Scrolling downhill. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

29 Fad Diets 11.03.2025 15:19

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Quick way to die(t). 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

28 Office Culture (ft. Megan Sales) 04.03.2025 56:23

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Obligatory pizza parties. We have a guest today, my friend Megan! You can find her links here: https://linktr.ee/megsales 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simp...

27 Advertisements 25.02.2025 20:35

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: CLICK HERE TO WIN $69,000,000. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

26 Fast Food 18.02.2025 17:08

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Drive-thru slop. 🦾 Lose weight ASAP 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

25 Driving 11.02.2025 22:18

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Road rage. 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe

24 College 04.02.2025 20:16

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. This episode: Higher education (more like "please hire me" education). 🦾 Get coaching 📞 Schedule a call 🌐 Website 📚 Fitness Course 🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast 📸 Instagram Get full access to Simplicity Over Sweat at iamkevintejada.substack.com/subscribe