Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with part 2 (and acts 3, 4, and 5) of their delightful watch-along episode of horror classic, Nosferatu! This episode has everything: confusing comparisons to Venus fly traps, fainting women, re-reads of letters, captain’s logs, trees with tits, long fingers, goddamned soil, and bumbling men! It’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird favorite! So get in your plague dirt, curl you...

Emily and Ky are closing out Spooky Month with a bang! In honor of the iconic, cult classic silent horror film Nosferatu being 100 years old, it’s getting a special Wine, Weed, Weird treatment: no edits, no pausing, just chaotic, chaotic vibes. Cue it up and watch along to enjoy Emily and Ky’s reactions, dialogue, notes, questions, comments and deep seated fears! It’s in the public domain, so easy...

Emily and Ky are staying up late spooking themselves to bring you the weirdness that is ghost stories! The ones you told your friends at slumber parties, the ones your brother told to freak you out, the ones you told yourself to explain your sleep paralysis (religious references content warning!), and…just maybe…a true one!!!!!! WhoooOOOooo..!!! And also our continued efforts to incorporate cereal...

It’s time for a Halloween Disney classic, and who better to share it with than friends of the pod, Sam?? Tune in for an extra long adventure of barely contained chaos as Emily, Ky, and Sam explore pagan holidays, the power of particles effects, and what the fuck Jack Skellington’s problem is! We’ve got fact checks, snack breaks, cameos, plenty of judging, and all the rest of your favorites! We’re...

Emily and Ky are kicking of SpooOOooky Season by making Wine, Weed, Weird! History! For the first time ever, they’re doing two song episodes in a row! And not only that, it’s two songs about werewolves episodes in a row!!! OR IS IT?!?! This Spooky Season, there’s only one way to find out! Tune in to learn about the geography of London, the accelerating pace of technology, and just maybe, who Jim i...

It’s our last episode before our second ever SpooOOky Season here at Wine, Weed, Weird! We’re excited for the spooky content, but had to squeeze in this short but important episode about a song you know and love first: it’s “Africa” by Toto! You already know it’s weird. But do you know what it’s about? Well, Emily and Ky most authoritatively do. So sit down, and bless your ears with this delightfu...

Emily and Ky are back with We’re Back! A film that draws a thread between intelligence, predation, and morality…that is impossible to follow. And features delicious looking cartoon-sausages! So what’s the least plausible part of a movie that features time line loopholes, brain-enhancing cereal that causes instant culture downloads, a horny dinosaur, and a magical hypnotizing screw? Well, have you...

Now, generally, here at Wine, Weed, Weird Headauarters, we split anything that’s over an hour into a two-parter. But, we’ve decided not to stress our listeners with two 2-parters in a row. Also, the world has to know just how completely out of pocket this shit is as soon as possible. So here it is: our first ever over-an-hour episode. Trust me, it’s worth every second. Emily and Ky explore the dee...

We’re back with more deep sea creatures, and our special guest, Sam! And if you thought last week was unhinged, it’s only going downhill from here! Somebody probably should have fact checked if bats were deep sea creatures, or CGI elephants for that matter, but no one did, and our poor reading comprehension is your gain! Have fun! Emily, Ky, and Sam sure did!

One of our fav special guests is back! It’s Sam!!! An extra human always means extra chaos! Do they talk about deep sea creatures? Yes! Yes, they absolutely do! Several of them! They also talk about the history of Cookie Crisp mascots, color vision, and aliens from the future! Prepare for sound effects, tangential fact checks, and cackling. So much cackling.

It’s not spooOOOky season yet, but what the hell! Emily and Ky are sharing a short horror film anyway! The short form can be challenging, and our hosts have some critiques for sure. Most of them center on whether it’s normal for an employee to serve the pizza. But also, why is this man aiding and abetting a demonic panda? Does he fear endangered species laws more than he does death? Is he gunning...

Emily and Ky are back with a quirky worship song, deep lore from high school, hot theological takes (it’s penal substitutionary atonement, actually), cat drama, and more! Enjoy the cricket sounds in the background, failing to address the topic for fifteen minutes, AND, our second ever Wine, Weed, Weird giveaway! Emily literally just remembered to edit and publish this episode! And now you can list...

It is time to travel back, way back, into the distant past on a geological scale…so far back, your hosts can scarcely comprehend it!! But then, Emily and Ky have struggle bus moments with just about everything, so what hope did they have for grasping the Mesozoic era? But who cares! You don’t need to understand geology to know that dinosaurs are rad as fuck! Not only do Emily and Ky discuss popula...

Emily and Ky are experiencing the worst technical difficulties, but do you think they'll give up on delivering an episode to their loyal listeners? Absolutely not, and sound quality be damned! Get ready for The Pagemaster, a combination live-action/animation frame work story about being a little scaredy-cat, and then reading some books. You won't want to miss Emily flexing that English degree, and...

Ky’s in moving hell this week, and Emily’s realizing there’s some important aspects of “Breakfast” that we never talked about last week! It’s not a true two-parter, just a little baby follow-up minisode. Let’s explore Midwest high school Christian culture, and Midwest breakfast culture, all to the dulcet tune of Emily’s air conditioner!

Emily and Ky are finally tapping that deep, deep well of Christian rock/alternative music. They’re moving from getting inspiration from Emily’s childhood library vhs tapes to her burned cds from the teen-aged years. Does this mean they’re growing up? Probably not. But this song is wack, and Emily and Ky have significant theological thoughts about it. Plus Ky makes pancakes!

Emily and Ky are delving into history this episode with burning questions like, “When was the president the president?” And the answer to last week’s history mystery: when was the helicopter invented? When you hear what went down in Annie, you’ll understand why it took them two episodes to talk about it. Emily is baffled by the concept of people expressing enthusiasm for adopting a child, and crit...

Have we done an episode about a musical before? The jury is out on that one, but Emily and Ky are clear on one thing: Annie is a bitch! They’re also confessing childhood orphanage opinions, what it’s like to direct children through Annie excerpts, discussing key characters, and introducing their hot new voice memo segment: fucked up or not! Come back next week for part two, where they finally get...

It’s a Wine, Weed, Weird first! Emily and Ky are discussing a sport! It’s golf! Is it weird? Well, naturally. Does Ky have secret expert insider info? Absolutely! Does Emily’s voice go weird and echoey at the end for no discernible reason? Of course! Learn all about (or, you know, something about) this super old sport, and Emily’s experience playing it for the first time. What do you know about go...

What do Nikola Tesla, science experiments, psychedelic drugs, aliens, and incest have in common? Ok, perhaps quite a bit before things took a turn at the end, but the answer is what just may be our weirdest topic yet: Teletubbies! Emily and Ky both want to know, just, what the fuck. Listen, we all got some very bad and scary news today. Take a break. Care for yourself. If you’re in the mood, enjoy...

Who is the Walrus? What is an Eggman? What did John Lennon have against Bob Dylan? Will Bob Dylan appear on our podcast?? These are just some of the important questions Emily and Ky are contemplating as they turn their attention at long last to weird British band you may have heard of: the Beatles! This is Ky’s favorite song, and it’s ripe for exploration. Tune in as Emily flexes her English degre...

I know, I know, this episode is two days late, but it’s Pride month! Don’t be homophobic! Emily and Ky are bringing you an episode worth waiting for! The first Disney movie of season two brings out the hard-hitting questions our fans love! Like, “how will humanity destroy itself?” And, “at what point do robots deserve rights?” And, “would you fuck WallE?” It’s all here with a dash of anatomy, clas...

Are you ready for more nature with Emily and Ky? Trust me, no, no you are not, but tune in anyway because it’s too late; you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are exploring mutualism: the fascinating, and deeply disturbing relationship between the fig, and the fig wasp. Featuring: violence, incest, body horror (seriously, consider this your cw), and snacks! They also explore some other fun bugs and pl...

It’s finally our season 2 premiere!!! Welcome back to another wacky, wonderful, wild, weird season of Wine, Weed, Weird! Does this episode seem…a little short to you? Does the sound quality seem…well, worse than usual? Bitch, we recorded a video!!! See the unedited, uncut version of this podcast ep with Emily and Ky as real human persons here: https://youtu.be/Mz1F4A6fTvI Even if you just listen,...

Can you believe we're coming up on a year of Wine, Weed, Weird??? Emily and Ky couldn't either, until they started looking over their back catalog and realized, they've had a lot of good times! Join them for a trip down memory lane of some of their favorites from season one. Which episode stands out as absolutely the best? Which kinds of episodes seemed to inspire them the most? What exciting plan...