Wine, Weed, Weird!

It’s been a while since we’ve covered a (non-Christmas) song here at Wine Weed Weird headquarters, but it feels like this seminal classic was a long time coming! Turns out, there’s a lot to say about “Peaches”! Is it about sex? Probably, but we’re unclear on how, just like the singer seems to be unclear on the nature of peaches. Emily and Ky also touch on the issue of the enclosure of the commons,...

Are you ready to be accidentally possessed and/or transported to another dimension? Well it’s too late because Emily and Ky are already there! Get ready to hang out with a creepy kid who loves to sing, dance, pretend, kaaaaaaazoo, and gaslight you about how you know his name when you never said it! It’s a creepy activity video for children from the 80s, so of course Emily and Ky are going to evisc...

Emily and Ky are back with special guest from our ASMR episode, BP to discuss a weird movie from Ky’s childhood! It’s about rocks. Get ready to learn about the types of rocks, what they’re made of, appropriate beach wear, and, space! Turns out, it’s dire! Or is it? Do we still have these songs stuck in our heads? Yes. Yes, we do.

But it’s also about Mary Poppins! And Sid Vicious! And the dangers of biting off more than you can chew! And the power of believing in yourself! And of course, old men doing Jack shit and then taking all the credit for something accomplished by a woman! Emily and Ky are back for part two with special guest J- P-, and while they do get through the plot, it’s not without some lively debate. When was...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a two-parter; we’ve just been letting the episodes run long, but with special guest J- P- on the pod, they could not be stopped, and here we are! Join Emily, Ky, and the first man EVER on Wine, Weed, Weird! to discuss a Disney musical about using witchcraft to fight the nazis! Featuring insufferable children, a vaselined cat, Dr. Sid Phyllis Creeper, a grown woman...

We got Ky calling in from Mexico this week so we can talk about another amazing edited video from Everything is Terrible! Dina Rizo to teach them everything they need to know about hip hop. You may be wondering, what makes it hip hop? What sounds should one make when practicing hip hop? What is appropriate hip hop attire? Emily and Ky break down Dina’s advanced techniques, and deep philosophical m...

Buckle up for a super re-mix that’s a Wine, Weed, Weird first! We’ve got special guest friend of the pod Sam, but where’s Ky? And where’s the booze?? Guess they’re both cooling their heels in Mexico for a while! But don’t worry! Emily, Sam in the co-host seat, some good weed, and very satisfying Japanese takeout are here to ask and answer your burning philosophical questions about the ultimate com...

It’s 2023, and Emily and Ky are breaking barriers with the first episode of the year: their most special guest yet! Their latest recording ever! AND, the most singing of any episode. Get ready to start a New Years Tradition, and get your tit out. Not Tits. Just one. Is this episode about a hilarious slapstick spy thriller, or is it about Emily’s chrome cast? You! Can’t! Know!

Christmas Day has come and gone, but the Christmas Season Continues! Especially in Emily and Ky’s hearts, thanks to raspy, raspy guy, Bob Dylan! Is Ky a little hung up on Bob Dylan being Bob Dylan? Are they both salty that Santa said he was too busy to guest in their podcast, but he WASN’T too busy to go to Bob Dylan’s Christmas party? Is it one of those episodes where the internet is fucked and K...

On its surface, it may seem like a simple song…but in the hands of professional over thinkers like Emily and Ky, it’s anything but! This special Christmas episode includes samples from the Wine, Weed, Weird Parody Band, ever deepening conspiracy theories, and a quick primer on murder ballads. It’s a can’t-miss, so sit down with your Christmas cookies and get egg-naughty with us!

Everyone loves a deeply traumatizing ostensibly for children ‘80s Christmas movie, right?? Too late, you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are doing their best to keep it together and tell you all about the Christmas Toy! Is it just proto Toy Story? Is the Mew storyline about fighting stigma against drug users? Is it actually only 45 minutes long?? Damn, Emily was fucked up when she watched it…

It’s the holiday season, and Emily and Ky are on it with jingle bells, and festive content! Are you ready for a queer-coded, computer-animated, super-petulant pipe organ?? How about one who’s voiced by Grand Daddy Wiz??? What does this have to do with Christmas? Well, mostly that Bell is bad at planning, and Chip is a dumbass who’s obsessed with a tree. Other than that, they don’t have a lot of an...

It’s another Wine Weed Weird first! But absolutely not a last. Emily and Ky are playing a board game! From Emily’s childhood! And recording it live! There isn’t another way to record! It’s fine! So, what exactly are the stakes in this game? How do you live if you’re only a hat? Does anyone understand the alligator die? How dangerous is real quicksand? Is quicksand real?? Tune in for chaos, confusi...

Friend of the Pod, Sam is back to share the true meaning of Thanksgiving with Emily and Ky: going on a completely unnecessary killing spree? It’s not warm and cozy, but it is historically accurate.

“Pretty Good, Huh?” (it’s about Bullysmart) is one of our all time favorite episodes. We loved it so much, we knew we had to go deeper, and for season 2, Emily and Ky stepped the fuck up. Using the sophisticated technology we’re known for here at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters, we uncovered the ancient wisdom on the vhs tape Ky found on eBay. And now, Emily and Ky present it to you. Not a series of...

Emily and Ky are back with not one, but TWO special guests for a remiiiiiiiix episode that is at chaotic as it gets. We’re covering the important topics you care about like, do carrots creep up your nose when you eat them? What’s the optimal way to store vegetables? And, is the cat ok?? They also talk about ASMR a little. Turns out it’s a tricky topic to pin down! Should Emily start an ASMR side h...

Emily and Ky are back with part 2 (and acts 3, 4, and 5) of their delightful watch-along episode of horror classic, Nosferatu! This episode has everything: confusing comparisons to Venus fly traps, fainting women, re-reads of letters, captain’s logs, trees with tits, long fingers, goddamned soil, and bumbling men! It’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird favorite! So get in your plague dirt, curl you...

Emily and Ky are closing out Spooky Month with a bang! In honor of the iconic, cult classic silent horror film Nosferatu being 100 years old, it’s getting a special Wine, Weed, Weird treatment: no edits, no pausing, just chaotic, chaotic vibes. Cue it up and watch along to enjoy Emily and Ky’s reactions, dialogue, notes, questions, comments and deep seated fears! It’s in the public domain, so easy...

Emily and Ky are staying up late spooking themselves to bring you the weirdness that is ghost stories! The ones you told your friends at slumber parties, the ones your brother told to freak you out, the ones you told yourself to explain your sleep paralysis (religious references content warning!), and…just maybe…a true one!!!!!! WhoooOOOooo..!!! And also our continued efforts to incorporate cereal...

It’s time for a Halloween Disney classic, and who better to share it with than friends of the pod, Sam?? Tune in for an extra long adventure of barely contained chaos as Emily, Ky, and Sam explore pagan holidays, the power of particles effects, and what the fuck Jack Skellington’s problem is! We’ve got fact checks, snack breaks, cameos, plenty of judging, and all the rest of your favorites! We’re...

Emily and Ky are kicking of SpooOOooky Season by making Wine, Weed, Weird! History! For the first time ever, they’re doing two song episodes in a row! And not only that, it’s two songs about werewolves episodes in a row!!! OR IS IT?!?! This Spooky Season, there’s only one way to find out! Tune in to learn about the geography of London, the accelerating pace of technology, and just maybe, who Jim i...

It’s our last episode before our second ever SpooOOky Season here at Wine, Weed, Weird! We’re excited for the spooky content, but had to squeeze in this short but important episode about a song you know and love first: it’s “Africa” by Toto! You already know it’s weird. But do you know what it’s about? Well, Emily and Ky most authoritatively do. So sit down, and bless your ears with this delightfu...

Emily and Ky are back with We’re Back! A film that draws a thread between intelligence, predation, and morality…that is impossible to follow. And features delicious looking cartoon-sausages! So what’s the least plausible part of a movie that features time line loopholes, brain-enhancing cereal that causes instant culture downloads, a horny dinosaur, and a magical hypnotizing screw? Well, have you...

Now, generally, here at Wine, Weed, Weird Headauarters, we split anything that’s over an hour into a two-parter. But, we’ve decided not to stress our listeners with two 2-parters in a row. Also, the world has to know just how completely out of pocket this shit is as soon as possible. So here it is: our first ever over-an-hour episode. Trust me, it’s worth every second. Emily and Ky explore the dee...

We’re back with more deep sea creatures, and our special guest, Sam! And if you thought last week was unhinged, it’s only going downhill from here! Somebody probably should have fact checked if bats were deep sea creatures, or CGI elephants for that matter, but no one did, and our poor reading comprehension is your gain! Have fun! Emily, Ky, and Sam sure did!