Wine, Weed, Weird!

One of our fav special guests is back! It’s Sam!!! An extra human always means extra chaos! Do they talk about deep sea creatures? Yes! Yes, they absolutely do! Several of them! They also talk about the history of Cookie Crisp mascots, color vision, and aliens from the future! Prepare for sound effects, tangential fact checks, and cackling. So much cackling.

It’s not spooOOOky season yet, but what the hell! Emily and Ky are sharing a short horror film anyway! The short form can be challenging, and our hosts have some critiques for sure. Most of them center on whether it’s normal for an employee to serve the pizza. But also, why is this man aiding and abetting a demonic panda? Does he fear endangered species laws more than he does death? Is he gunning...

Emily and Ky are back with a quirky worship song, deep lore from high school, hot theological takes (it’s penal substitutionary atonement, actually), cat drama, and more! Enjoy the cricket sounds in the background, failing to address the topic for fifteen minutes, AND, our second ever Wine, Weed, Weird giveaway! Emily literally just remembered to edit and publish this episode! And now you can list...

It is time to travel back, way back, into the distant past on a geological scale…so far back, your hosts can scarcely comprehend it!! But then, Emily and Ky have struggle bus moments with just about everything, so what hope did they have for grasping the Mesozoic era? But who cares! You don’t need to understand geology to know that dinosaurs are rad as fuck! Not only do Emily and Ky discuss popula...

Emily and Ky are experiencing the worst technical difficulties, but do you think they'll give up on delivering an episode to their loyal listeners? Absolutely not, and sound quality be damned! Get ready for The Pagemaster, a combination live-action/animation frame work story about being a little scaredy-cat, and then reading some books. You won't want to miss Emily flexing that English degree, and...

Ky’s in moving hell this week, and Emily’s realizing there’s some important aspects of “Breakfast” that we never talked about last week! It’s not a true two-parter, just a little baby follow-up minisode. Let’s explore Midwest high school Christian culture, and Midwest breakfast culture, all to the dulcet tune of Emily’s air conditioner!

Emily and Ky are finally tapping that deep, deep well of Christian rock/alternative music. They’re moving from getting inspiration from Emily’s childhood library vhs tapes to her burned cds from the teen-aged years. Does this mean they’re growing up? Probably not. But this song is wack, and Emily and Ky have significant theological thoughts about it. Plus Ky makes pancakes!

Emily and Ky are delving into history this episode with burning questions like, “When was the president the president?” And the answer to last week’s history mystery: when was the helicopter invented? When you hear what went down in Annie, you’ll understand why it took them two episodes to talk about it. Emily is baffled by the concept of people expressing enthusiasm for adopting a child, and crit...

Have we done an episode about a musical before? The jury is out on that one, but Emily and Ky are clear on one thing: Annie is a bitch! They’re also confessing childhood orphanage opinions, what it’s like to direct children through Annie excerpts, discussing key characters, and introducing their hot new voice memo segment: fucked up or not! Come back next week for part two, where they finally get...

It’s a Wine, Weed, Weird first! Emily and Ky are discussing a sport! It’s golf! Is it weird? Well, naturally. Does Ky have secret expert insider info? Absolutely! Does Emily’s voice go weird and echoey at the end for no discernible reason? Of course! Learn all about (or, you know, something about) this super old sport, and Emily’s experience playing it for the first time. What do you know about go...

What do Nikola Tesla, science experiments, psychedelic drugs, aliens, and incest have in common? Ok, perhaps quite a bit before things took a turn at the end, but the answer is what just may be our weirdest topic yet: Teletubbies! Emily and Ky both want to know, just, what the fuck. Listen, we all got some very bad and scary news today. Take a break. Care for yourself. If you’re in the mood, enjoy...

Who is the Walrus? What is an Eggman? What did John Lennon have against Bob Dylan? Will Bob Dylan appear on our podcast?? These are just some of the important questions Emily and Ky are contemplating as they turn their attention at long last to weird British band you may have heard of: the Beatles! This is Ky’s favorite song, and it’s ripe for exploration. Tune in as Emily flexes her English degre...

I know, I know, this episode is two days late, but it’s Pride month! Don’t be homophobic! Emily and Ky are bringing you an episode worth waiting for! The first Disney movie of season two brings out the hard-hitting questions our fans love! Like, “how will humanity destroy itself?” And, “at what point do robots deserve rights?” And, “would you fuck WallE?” It’s all here with a dash of anatomy, clas...

Are you ready for more nature with Emily and Ky? Trust me, no, no you are not, but tune in anyway because it’s too late; you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are exploring mutualism: the fascinating, and deeply disturbing relationship between the fig, and the fig wasp. Featuring: violence, incest, body horror (seriously, consider this your cw), and snacks! They also explore some other fun bugs and pl...

It’s finally our season 2 premiere!!! Welcome back to another wacky, wonderful, wild, weird season of Wine, Weed, Weird! Does this episode seem…a little short to you? Does the sound quality seem…well, worse than usual? Bitch, we recorded a video!!! See the unedited, uncut version of this podcast ep with Emily and Ky as real human persons here: https://youtu.be/Mz1F4A6fTvI Even if you just listen,...

Can you believe we're coming up on a year of Wine, Weed, Weird??? Emily and Ky couldn't either, until they started looking over their back catalog and realized, they've had a lot of good times! Join them for a trip down memory lane of some of their favorites from season one. Which episode stands out as absolutely the best? Which kinds of episodes seemed to inspire them the most? What exciting plan...

Is this our first episode about something that's British? Maybe? Weird British stuff is weird in such a special way, and The Mighty Boosh is a prime example! Join Emily and Ky on a journey through time and space...they've got a fact check or two, discussion on the jokes that were considered acceptable at the time, but now just drag down a really surreal and funny show, and highlight their favourit...

10%. That’s how many episodes of this podcast are about Donald Duck films. And we at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters won’t apologize for it! We go where the weird takes us! And also, we’re a think tank! Plus this whole episode was worth it for that shady fountain pen alone. Get ready to learn about the history of income taxes, a wildly weed academy award winning short film, and what a blotter looks...

It's the 50th episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!!! WOW! That is Wine-Weed-Wild! And Emily and Ky are in rare form with a super weird topic just for you, our dear loyal listeners! Whether you've been with us from the very beginning, or you just tuned in, we are so, so grateful! Doing this show wouldn't be as much fun as it is without being able to see those listens tick up each week, and knowing that so...

Emily and Ky just can’t stay away from old Disney movies, and that’s because they are unfailingly weird! Join them as they explore the horrors of famine, kidnapping, and the 8th grade! They’ve got fact checks they really shouldn’t have needed, thoughts on ventriloquist dummies, and questions regarding the theological implications of this film, so, you know, the usual.

Emily and Ky are back to share more about deeply terrible (and actually not all that bad!) sex ed! How old was Emily when she learned about the mechanics of sex? Where did Ky go to get the straight facts? If you would prefer not to have sex in a given situation, what are some graceful, thoughtful ways to turn down your would-be partner? Actually, never mind. We have none of those. Only wack ways....

Not to give you more evidence for your string and pin boards in your basements, but Emily and Ky grew up in America, and as such, they received not very good sexual education. In fact, most of it was pretty bad. Thankfully, they still managed to navigate that mine field and turn out pretty ok! In Emily's case, it was complicated. But whatever! Which means they can mine that content for laughs for...

Animals are just the weirdest, aren't they? Just when Emily thought nothing could surprise her about animals anymore, Ky stepped up to the plate with some truly mind-blowingly weird (and oddly demoralizing for a pair of circus artists) facts about those slow sweet somethings, sloths! Enjoy this rare treasure of an episode that required literally no editing except beginning and end trimming. It's a...

It's been 2022 for over two months now, but who cares! Emily and Ky want to talk about Rudolph's Shiny New Year! A reindeer sequel twelve years in the making! Also historical Buffoon Ben Franklin is in it! This is a special remix episode where Ky gets cross-faded, so Emily's taking over the fact checks, and it's frankly odd how much science gets covered! How long is an eon? When did the first huma...

Join Emily and Ky as they simultaneously enjoy a lighthearted story about a sweet little mouse, and have a hard-hitting discussion on the exploitative nature of colonialism. Of course. You won’t want to miss Emily’s number one trick for falling asleep at night, or Ky’s take on Disney’s similar character designs across projects. It’s classic Wine, Weed, Weird! Don’t forget to leave us a squeak memo...