Wine, Weed, Weird!

First, special guest Teddy is here to share a weird snack and they claim Emily ate most of, however there is photo evidence disproving this slander. Then, Emily and Ky would like to welcome you to Beaver Valley! No, it's not their onlyfans channel, but it is still a special place full of beautiful beavers! Get ready for so many animals facts, most importantly that every animal is just the cute...

Sometimes, there's a subtle arc to 3-episode recording sessions: a warm-up, a high energy, and a gentle slope down at the end. But this ep's subject has got Emily fired up with all the hot takes: ACAB except for the assholes driving really loud cars/motorcycles down the Prospect Expressway! There should be NO free street parking! If you have a big truck, and don't have a frequent essen...

We've got an exciting sequel for you in season six! It's the Kazoo Kid! Except instead of a playing a kazoo, he's shaking kids' hands like he's running for president! It's weird. Emily is really reading into his feelings about this. Ky has her own theories. Aside from making fun of small children, they mostly discuss the state of healthcare in America. In case you wondered,...

Emily and Ky have had their Spring Break, and they are, as the autogenerated chapter titles once said, High, Unaccountable, and Ready to Chat! They're diving right in with musings on the nature of achievement and validation, a long tangent on an embryo-centered court case, and of course, the classic song that started it all: "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" by Heart! This seaso...

The time has come! Emily and Ky take a fond trip down memory lane through this season's episodes. We had guests! We were guests! We found the ants on drugs video! We documented people blowing up a whale! We discovered just how antisocial Jon Arbucle is! It was a great season. Rest now, Cephalopods, or tune into our rich back catalogue. We'll be taking a casual break for a month. We'll be back June...

Emily and Ky are back to talk more about Suddenly Amish, and thank God, because there is drama for days! From cultures clashing when someone's mother visits, to mysterious late night assignations, there's a lot to speculate on this week. We also learn who decided to continue with the church at the end of the show, and we learn only the tiniest possible bit about where they might be now. Em...

Emily and Ky are coming in hot with their personal experiences with the amish community, the mysteries of reality tv, favorite characters and moments, and why the Amish might really be onto something. Don't worry, they also discuss their favorite take out spots, and where they were born. Tune in next week for part two! This is our last topic for season 5!!!

Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How...

Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith are back, mostly to talk about boners, 90's toys, body part size misrepresentation, attending Sutherby's auctions, and Pearl Harbor II, but don't worry! They also get into Rotton Tail! Which villian drives the plot? Did the general die (the first time) in the funniest possible way? What's lost from a slasher flick when the mutant rabbit fails to c...

Join Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith for a hop down the bunny trail you won't soon forget! Once you figure out where you are...or like, what the plot is...or...anything else. Listen, this one's a clasic teflon plot, and if you wanted a comprehensive summary you wouldn't be listening to a podcast featuring two inebriated best friends! They may not make it very far through the movie i...

Emily and Ky want their gold!!!!! But they don't have green blood! They're back from the Bush, and they're not beating around it either as they continue to unspool the plot of this wild 1990 horror movie. Ok they do spend a good ten minutes discussing nudity as a lifestyle, but they do also explain the leprechaun's hobbies and passions, and reminisce about past episodes!

Join Emily and ky for a spacey episode about an equally spacey villain in a movie they mostly compare to a porno. Meet Old Irish Man, and Old Irish Woman, who we only get to know for about five minutes before she's dead. Then, meet Baby Jennifer Anniston, Hunky Handy Man, Precocious Child, and...Ozzie. Emily and Ky explore confusing family relationships, misplaced tarantulas, and a guy who doe...

Emily has emerged from Moving Hell (barely, temporarily) just in time for Ky and her to get an episode out on a sweet song featuring multiple bad choices, a very lopsided order, and sixteen tons of nuts. At least, it's a little bit about that. It's a lot about circus instructor stress, a surprise thunder storm, and how Emily's cats are taking the chaos. Make yourself a sundae and tune in! You'll n...

This week, Emily and Ky discuss a possibly autistic detective dog take the teeny tiniest, frankly disappointingly small, bite out of crime. Their quest for good bullying advice continues, but at least they know what to do if they find a gun at their friend's house. To be clear, child abuse isn't funny, but then bullying isn't either. What is funny is the seemingly endless out-of-touch attempts by...

Honestly, there was exactly one scene in this one that Emily and Ky knew they needed to discuss, but it turns out Astro Boy is fertile ground for discussion! Emily and Ky dig into old depictions of the future, the nature of old cartoons, tragedy vs. comedy, good vs. bad parenting, trauma, vocabulary, how robots work, the singularity, how other cultures perceive robots, exploitation, how to fix the...

Birthday Season is upon us, and we might be a little bit behind on our lives, but that's no problem for you because we have a RICH and STORIED back catalogue of unbelievably precious weird gems mined from the library of Emily's youth, and the hardworking heroes of youtube! In honor of Emily's birthday, we're hearkening back to the very second episode we ever published because it is STILL one of Em...

Emily and Ky have been sitting on this secret shorty for a while now, but with Valentine's Day barely a week away, and Ky cooling her heels in Mexico, this is the perfect time to share it! Let this be a cautionary tale for all event planners...if it's a match making event...you gotta mind your ratios. Maybe like, consult someone on how you match people?? And perhaps most importantly, if yo...

Maybe Emily spoke too soon. Maybe your boobs do have a job. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! hope they're raking it in! But if your boobs are sadly unemployed, perhaps you're in need of some beauty tips? Join Emily and Ky as they consider how applicable this advice really is, along with whether these two people are married or not, how pretty this other woman's hair is, just how much taller goo...

Emily and Ky say, this movie is one to know about! Does 'awkward 90's anti-drug PSA' constitute a genre? Because it's Emily's favorite. Join Emily and Ky recording in person to discuss a movie they will be making everyone they know watch for years. Filled with twists and turns (he's got to get to school, but he's not a student! The kids he's talking to are HOW OLD??...

Join Emily and Ky for another music episode about a song by a guy who is definitely missing something, and a woman who we support. What is a sugar dumpling? Who is this song secretly about? Why is this episode a day late? No good reason: Emily just found it in drafts.

Could Abba have been Baab? Probably not, but Emily and Ky won't let that stop them from repeating a fun, new word! Is this actually the music video for "Chicatita"? No, but Emily and Ky aren't ones to let facts and information get in the way of a great episode! Join them for a discussion of the most disturbing snowman you've ever seen, a man who is absolutely lit, perhaps about his parliament slee...

Happy New Year, Cephalopods! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the new year in the dead of winter right after Christmas? Honestly, we still don't really know why they committed to this choice, but you can join Emily and special guest co-host Teddy for a somewhat spotty historical exploration of the calendar we all use all over the world: The Gregorian Calendar! Was it invented by a groundhog...

Season one was a different time...Emily and Ky were so young, so fresh, so guiddy...and they'd spent so little time delving into their religious trauma! In some ways, this was the episode that tilted the trajectory of Wine, Weed, Weird, so of course we gotta revisit it this Christmas season! Think about the story of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, some shephered and some wisemen, and we're going to i...

Ky is back, and she’s asking the real questions about Frosty: is John Deer in this movie? Did people keep children in school till Christmas Eve in the 60’s? And, where are Karen’s pants?? Emily has no answers, but she’s busy writing the claymation Frosty prequel featuring a psychological deep dive into the neglectful upbringing of bad magician, Professor Hinkle. (Professor of what??) Join them for...

We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more...