Wine, Weed, Weird!

God bless Granddaddy Wiz, and never forget that anything can happen on Halloween. We are gathered here today to celebrate the gift of the life of Tim Curry. By covering a movie he was in. A delightful dark house murder mystery comedy called, Clue! Not the clue. If any listener would like to report whether Emily picked up putting "the" in front of things that don't have "the" in front of them from...

Happy Spooky Season to all who celebrate! If you remember Bunnicula as a charming tale about accepting those who are different than you instead of assuming differences are dangerous (obvs queer-coded), then I am so sorry, this tv adaption is...less about that. But at least it is about how material hardships will push people to a tribalist, anti-outsider state, so it's pro-leftist politics after al...

How do you handle issues of consent and bodily autonomy when trying to help severely mentally ill people? Do you do m&m's? Does everyone know about Dolly Parton's acrylics? 9-5 keeps bringing up the important issues this week as Emily and Ky consider a film makes them look cool, calm, and collected.

Happy 9/25, officially Dolly Parton Day in NYC! Of course, Emily and Ky are celebrating this week (and next week) with an exploration of the equal parts campy and woke classic, 9 to 5! Do they remember the names of the characters? Do they get very far into the plot? Have you listened to this show before? The important thing is, you can always bring an uber coffee to this interview!

We're back with another Wine, Weed, Weird Historical Figure! John C Lilly was a big old nerd, whose scientific inquiry led to inventions we still use today, and some fascinating questions. He also fell into a K hole in his later life, and predicted the downfall of humanity due to AI. And you can't forget about the dolphins, bro! Dive in along with Ky as Emily explains, with medium attentio...

Is sex like the limbo? Is it worse than falling off a cliff? Is it a good thing to sing with your dad about? Is abortion like suicide? Can't you just like, pull someone out of a car without magical powers? Can't women just want to have sex?? Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, and no, according to this incredibly unhinged abstinence-only PSA. Join Emily and Ky for a time traveling adventure featuring...

Emily and Ky have many concerns about this hotel. They wouldn't stay in a hotel specifically for only short girls, for example. They would also ask for another room immediatly if placed in one that featured a glory hole...and once they looked through the hole (shut up, you would, too!) and discovered they were non-consensually involved in aother guest's kink, they for sure would have been...

Jimminy Cricket is back along with his new alter ego, Jiminy Cracket, to tell us not to leave anything plugged in your room for two minutes or your house will burn down, but nothing whatsoever about eating batteries in a PSA that contains sound advice for historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, and maybe undersells the danger of mixing water and electricity just a bit. Emily and Ky have a lot of ele...

Did we cover this movie already? Ky did a deepdive into the archive and can't find it, but we both have a vague memory that we did? Anyway, here it is! Goofy songs, terrible advice, high knee'd dance numbers, human trafficking, and sex jokes! Due to technical difficulties, the sound is lower than usual for the first half, and there's a few weird moments the editing software tried to fi...

Emily and Ky lead rich, full lives! They travel! Their friends get married! Emily's the chief steward of her union! Ky is supposed to be doing admin! Anyway, this week's episode is a re-release. It's our third episode ever, and I think it's a real treat. Pull up the song so you can listen along! Is this song about sex? Is it rich with metaphors? Is Liz short for lizard? Does eating...

Emily and Ky are at the beach with pelvic floor issues! Before they have to pee again, they discuss daring to get ready for bed, the frozen yogurt craze, why there are so many boobs in this PSA, why DARE always seems to be trying to increase children's exposure to drugs, and of course, what THEIR drug PSA would say! It's a another giggly beach episode as they journey through their own land...

The beach is for bitches, and thank God, no one asked Emily and Ky to watch their stuff this year, or explained to them what breakfast was! This year they're explaining one of Emily's mom's favorite movies! The woman contains legions. And Emily and Ky contain oppinions! Lots of them! Is this a deeply layered satirical commentary on modern american life? Is it an endless string of racially insensit...

Does anything hit quite like a piña colada on a hot day? No, absolutely not. Who doesn’t like a piña colada?? Certainly none of our listeners, which is part of what is so half-brained at best about this personal add relationship train wreck set to a boppy beat we’re re-releasing our episode on from season one. Order yourself one, and thank your lucky stars you’re not in a relationship with either...

I don't know about you, listeners, but what stands out to me in this episode is not the shock of torturing old man corn (see what I did there?), not the insightful political commentary on the violence of the carceral state, not Emily's medium quality explanation of the concept of tyranny of the majority, but the fact that they mentioned the 2016 black comedy Sausage Party so many times wit...

First, special guest Teddy is here to share a weird snack and they claim Emily ate most of, however there is photo evidence disproving this slander. Then, Emily and Ky would like to welcome you to Beaver Valley! No, it's not their onlyfans channel, but it is still a special place full of beautiful beavers! Get ready for so many animals facts, most importantly that every animal is just the cute...

Sometimes, there's a subtle arc to 3-episode recording sessions: a warm-up, a high energy, and a gentle slope down at the end. But this ep's subject has got Emily fired up with all the hot takes: ACAB except for the assholes driving really loud cars/motorcycles down the Prospect Expressway! There should be NO free street parking! If you have a big truck, and don't have a frequent essen...

We've got an exciting sequel for you in season six! It's the Kazoo Kid! Except instead of a playing a kazoo, he's shaking kids' hands like he's running for president! It's weird. Emily is really reading into his feelings about this. Ky has her own theories. Aside from making fun of small children, they mostly discuss the state of healthcare in America. In case you wondered,...

Emily and Ky have had their Spring Break, and they are, as the autogenerated chapter titles once said, High, Unaccountable, and Ready to Chat! They're diving right in with musings on the nature of achievement and validation, a long tangent on an embryo-centered court case, and of course, the classic song that started it all: "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" by Heart! This seaso...

The time has come! Emily and Ky take a fond trip down memory lane through this season's episodes. We had guests! We were guests! We found the ants on drugs video! We documented people blowing up a whale! We discovered just how antisocial Jon Arbucle is! It was a great season. Rest now, Cephalopods, or tune into our rich back catalogue. We'll be taking a casual break for a month. We'll be back June...

Emily and Ky are back to talk more about Suddenly Amish, and thank God, because there is drama for days! From cultures clashing when someone's mother visits, to mysterious late night assignations, there's a lot to speculate on this week. We also learn who decided to continue with the church at the end of the show, and we learn only the tiniest possible bit about where they might be now. Em...

Emily and Ky are coming in hot with their personal experiences with the amish community, the mysteries of reality tv, favorite characters and moments, and why the Amish might really be onto something. Don't worry, they also discuss their favorite take out spots, and where they were born. Tune in next week for part two! This is our last topic for season 5!!!

Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How...

Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith are back, mostly to talk about boners, 90's toys, body part size misrepresentation, attending Sutherby's auctions, and Pearl Harbor II, but don't worry! They also get into Rotton Tail! Which villian drives the plot? Did the general die (the first time) in the funniest possible way? What's lost from a slasher flick when the mutant rabbit fails to c...

Join Emily, Ky, and special guest Keith for a hop down the bunny trail you won't soon forget! Once you figure out where you are...or like, what the plot is...or...anything else. Listen, this one's a clasic teflon plot, and if you wanted a comprehensive summary you wouldn't be listening to a podcast featuring two inebriated best friends! They may not make it very far through the movie i...

Emily and Ky want their gold!!!!! But they don't have green blood! They're back from the Bush, and they're not beating around it either as they continue to unspool the plot of this wild 1990 horror movie. Ok they do spend a good ten minutes discussing nudity as a lifestyle, but they do also explain the leprechaun's hobbies and passions, and reminisce about past episodes!