Wine, Weed, Weird!

Join Emily and ky for a spacey episode about an equally spacey villain in a movie they mostly compare to a porno. Meet Old Irish Man, and Old Irish Woman, who we only get to know for about five minutes before she's dead. Then, meet Baby Jennifer Anniston, Hunky Handy Man, Precocious Child, and...Ozzie. Emily and Ky explore confusing family relationships, misplaced tarantulas, and a guy who doe...

Emily has emerged from Moving Hell (barely, temporarily) just in time for Ky and her to get an episode out on a sweet song featuring multiple bad choices, a very lopsided order, and sixteen tons of nuts. At least, it's a little bit about that. It's a lot about circus instructor stress, a surprise thunder storm, and how Emily's cats are taking the chaos. Make yourself a sundae and tune in! You'll n...

This week, Emily and Ky discuss a possibly autistic detective dog take the teeny tiniest, frankly disappointingly small, bite out of crime. Their quest for good bullying advice continues, but at least they know what to do if they find a gun at their friend's house. To be clear, child abuse isn't funny, but then bullying isn't either. What is funny is the seemingly endless out-of-touch attempts by...

Honestly, there was exactly one scene in this one that Emily and Ky knew they needed to discuss, but it turns out Astro Boy is fertile ground for discussion! Emily and Ky dig into old depictions of the future, the nature of old cartoons, tragedy vs. comedy, good vs. bad parenting, trauma, vocabulary, how robots work, the singularity, how other cultures perceive robots, exploitation, how to fix the...

Birthday Season is upon us, and we might be a little bit behind on our lives, but that's no problem for you because we have a RICH and STORIED back catalogue of unbelievably precious weird gems mined from the library of Emily's youth, and the hardworking heroes of youtube! In honor of Emily's birthday, we're hearkening back to the very second episode we ever published because it is STILL one of Em...

Emily and Ky have been sitting on this secret shorty for a while now, but with Valentine's Day barely a week away, and Ky cooling her heels in Mexico, this is the perfect time to share it! Let this be a cautionary tale for all event planners...if it's a match making event...you gotta mind your ratios. Maybe like, consult someone on how you match people?? And perhaps most importantly, if yo...

Maybe Emily spoke too soon. Maybe your boobs do have a job. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! hope they're raking it in! But if your boobs are sadly unemployed, perhaps you're in need of some beauty tips? Join Emily and Ky as they consider how applicable this advice really is, along with whether these two people are married or not, how pretty this other woman's hair is, just how much taller goo...

Emily and Ky say, this movie is one to know about! Does 'awkward 90's anti-drug PSA' constitute a genre? Because it's Emily's favorite. Join Emily and Ky recording in person to discuss a movie they will be making everyone they know watch for years. Filled with twists and turns (he's got to get to school, but he's not a student! The kids he's talking to are HOW OLD??...

Join Emily and Ky for another music episode about a song by a guy who is definitely missing something, and a woman who we support. What is a sugar dumpling? Who is this song secretly about? Why is this episode a day late? No good reason: Emily just found it in drafts.

Could Abba have been Baab? Probably not, but Emily and Ky won't let that stop them from repeating a fun, new word! Is this actually the music video for "Chicatita"? No, but Emily and Ky aren't ones to let facts and information get in the way of a great episode! Join them for a discussion of the most disturbing snowman you've ever seen, a man who is absolutely lit, perhaps about his parliament slee...

Happy New Year, Cephalopods! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the new year in the dead of winter right after Christmas? Honestly, we still don't really know why they committed to this choice, but you can join Emily and special guest co-host Teddy for a somewhat spotty historical exploration of the calendar we all use all over the world: The Gregorian Calendar! Was it invented by a groundhog...

Season one was a different time...Emily and Ky were so young, so fresh, so guiddy...and they'd spent so little time delving into their religious trauma! In some ways, this was the episode that tilted the trajectory of Wine, Weed, Weird, so of course we gotta revisit it this Christmas season! Think about the story of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, some shephered and some wisemen, and we're going to i...

Ky is back, and she’s asking the real questions about Frosty: is John Deer in this movie? Did people keep children in school till Christmas Eve in the 60’s? And, where are Karen’s pants?? Emily has no answers, but she’s busy writing the claymation Frosty prequel featuring a psychological deep dive into the neglectful upbringing of bad magician, Professor Hinkle. (Professor of what??) Join them for...

We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more...

Emily, Ky, and Garfield are all back this week as we jump forward a holiday right into Christmas Season!!! Why in the hell Did Jon celebrate Christmas with his family, but not Thanksgiving? Does this mean he and Liz are over? Explore these questions, plus: Garfield. Hedonist? Cynic? Anti-work icon? And, themes of grief and sexuality in 23-minute children's holiday specials. We also write two a...

Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a...

Fifty-five years ago this very month, The Highway Commission (Devision? Whatever) of the State of Oregon had a really, really bad idea. An idea that never should have made it out of the room, but somehow, it did. And thank God, a reporter and a news crew got down there to capture the calamity in real time, and then the internet was invented, and youtube, and now we can all watch this whenever we w...

Legend has it Emily and Ky are on the beach to this day...just two little frozen grapes in their no longer seasonally appropriate bikinis, trying to understand the alleged log flume ride. If you like amusement park background noise and the ocean as ASMR, you're going to love this episode, which starts as a tender exploration of Emily and Ky's baggage both silly, and vulnerable, and then goes off t...

Maybe Emily and Ky's baggage is the friends they made along the way. Not just the people I’ll-advisedly assigning them jobs at the beach, but arrange men buying shots as bathroom passes, too. That sounds nice, but let’s be real: their baggage is their truly stunning inability to stay on topic for more than five seconds at a time to the extent that sober Emily had to pop in post to explain how the...

Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!

When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyon...

Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!

What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all i...

Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of...

How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.