Wine, Weed, Weird!

Is autism in the eye of the beholder? Can you make a puppet wipe your ass? Did an Evanescence song save a planeload of people? How do dog cloning prices work? Do we answer any of these questions? I think you know the answer to that one, Cephalopods. Join Emily and Ky as they attempt to wrap their brains around The Rehearsal, a potentially sociopathic response to life’s little social snafus, and di...

We've got a real treat for you today, Cephelopods! We're opening Season 5 by looking back at our FIRST EVER episode! And due to a glitch with the old Anchor/Spotify partnership, this episode was never part of our RSS feed, so it was never available to listen to anywhere exept Spotifty! Not anymore, Cephelopods! Emily faced the customer service oracles, and won! You can now scroll back all...

Emily and Ky have no memory of anything they talked about ever, which makes our seasonal wrap-up episode a fun surprise for everyone! Turns out they covered some good shit, and had some wild times in Season 4! From stoned snack experiments, and re-living childhood trauma to slutty orchids on the beach, and high-speed song contests in a van, there's almost nowhere your hosts didn't bravely go this...

We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope you and yours had a beautiful, joyful 4/20, rife with frantic piano playing, and being in the company of men only if you wanted to. Of course, it was high time (see what we did there?) that we covered this classic propaganda film that Ky didn't know existed. Seriously, she just thought Emily wanted to do a podcast about smoking too much or something. But God...

Happy Passover to all who celebrate! And there's no Passover like the one at Borris and Minka's where everyone gets locked in the attic! Emily and Ky rank holidays, dig into Christian hegemony, rave about entirely different Passover adaption, The Prince of Egypt, and explain babies to Teddy! I promise they also discuss the Rugrats episode. Look, you wanted more banter, you got it! Tune in next wee...

Emily, Ky, and Ky's favorite shape are back in this episode about a rare Disney short about Alcohol's Best Friend: Smoking! Tune in to learn what you should do if people don't respect you, what a dude ranch is, and the etymology of the word 'dude' (you won't believe it!). We also unpack Ky's childhood trauma, remember a favorite past episode, and consider thrill seeking...

Season four is nearly over, and we couldn't let it end without keeping our Promise of Porn!!! Yes, finally, Emily and Ky read you random ameteur internet erotica. But not just any erotica! Alien Erotica! Tentacle Erotica! Choose your own Adventure Erotica!!! Get ready to hear Emily and Ky get uncomfortable, and potentially intrigued reading each other the first thing that pops out to them on a...

Emily and Ky just wanted to do a silly episode about a silly song. But things got complicated basically right out the gate, and the sharp left turns just kept coming! Tune in for lessons in pronunciation, and cultural appropriation, and a belated birthday gift exchange! It's a short and sweet episode this week as we at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters look ahead to the end of season 4, the start of...

We're not releasing it on St. Patrick's Day because we were RECORDING it on St. Patrick's Day, ok?? Or should I say, St. Baddie's Day?? St. Pod-trick's Day? All of the above?? Releasing content on the relevant day is soooooo ten minutes ago! Disney should have won some type of aware for weirdness for this one, but we won't be winning any awards for sound quality...Emily started fucking with the vo...

Emily and Ky are back with a brand new episode for you! Like they usually are! In this important episode, you'll learn about triangles, pillars, the social factors of alcohol and drug use, how alcohol culture has changed in the past ten or twenty years, whether or not Emily is a good citizen, and importantly, what the seventh pillar of good character is! It...won't be a surprise for long t...

In our continuing quest to grow and improve...we are being actively thwarted at every turn by people we give money to. It's a tough time for all of us in more ways than one! So why not tune in for this classic episode from season 2 that had us laughing our asses off about possession, which, given our religious trauma, is a tough sell for us! To maximize your experience, get your hands on a kaz...

What a blessing that in this dark times there are people out there doing weird shit that we can watch! Neural Viz? Who are you? Will you come on the pod and explain your process? In the meantime, Emily and Ky have lots to say about oblique world building, what's wrong with AI, escalator anxiety, and whats wrong with America. Sigh. Anyway, it's a hoot, and it's a week late, so we know y...

Please send help! Words of encouragement! Money! Recommendations for recording/editing software that is $15/month or less that is NOT Podcastle, cupcakes, hugs, the people's revolution, mutual aid...things are rough right now.

Emily and Ky have more to say about parentified children, incompetent parents, exploiting paid support, mystical supportive teachers, parent teacher conferences, math, and overreacting. And! An exciting update on last week's exciting announcement! Donations to buymeacoffee.com/wineweedweird featuring the alligator (crocodile?) emoji will be donated to the Wildlife Conservation Society to support E...

Lets watch! A Disney Channel Original Movie!!! Or, a Disney Original Channel Movie? Whatever. Emily's family was too poor to have the disney channel. But don't worry; she has no shortage of opinions! In fact, she, Ky, and surprise guest Teddy have so many opinions, and so many stories it is entirely necessary to tell you, that it's a two-parter! Stay tuned to the very end for a super special impor...

We're back on our bullshit sound quality because Podcastle is such a bad podcasting service that even though we're giving them money, it only works some of the time. But fear not! We're switching hopefully before next week! In the meantime, Emily and Ky have a lot to say about silly muppets, high seas hijinx, and Grand Daddy Pirate, Long Tim Curry Silver! Featuring, reddit stories about being left...

Welcome to Wine, Weed, Weird! An Ohio pop culture history podcast! For today, anyway. Emily and Ky are full of fun facts about how this cute little bop of a song got written, recorded, orchestrated for a marching band, then captured the hearts of Ohioans everywhere, and got made official! Emily also has to share with you how delighted she was with her snowy walk, and Ky unravels the mystery of Iow...

Are you ready to watch a documentary about competitive endurance tickling? Well, too bad, because that's not what this documentary is about. Are you ready to watch a documentary about tickling fetish content? You're not gonna believe this...well, if you're a loyal listener, of course you are! This documentary goes off the rails more or less immediately, and just continues in that direction until e...

It's 2025, and Emily and Ky are here with an episode with all your favorites: asmr snack crinkles, hot takes, cat cameos, tattoo speculation, and a very special belated Christmas gift! Bugs are weird little guys, and this documentary puts them in the spotlight for once. Experience classic pod fun facts from the bug's perspective, and empathize with old and young ants! Plus, Emily has an important...

We're not late this week! But we are a little languid. Join Emily and Ky for a very chill New Year's post where they discuss how they spent New Year's Eve, Christmas, where Emily is now, and the only New Years song our hosts know of, "Auld Lang Syne". What does it mean? Where does it come from? What is its number in the folk music index? Wait, is Emily a dj now?? DJ Sloopy in the Hoooouuuuuuse!!!!...

Emily and Ky are tired. That's not why this is late; they recorded it a week ago, but they are tired. The Ho-Ho-Holiday Season is a delightful, but exhausting time, and we are all doing our best. Especially this not-that-old lady who gets kicked out of her dance troupe mid-season and has no choice but to fall in love with a jacked handyman, and write a male stripper show to sae her parent's bar. D...

Emily and Ky are experiencing a blessed Christmas season complete with lights, free shit, a lot of hot chocolate, and a person visit with Santa Claus! Obviously we're sharing all that with you, but we're also here with a true Christmas classic we've somehow not gotten to already: Rudolph! A truly out of pocket stop-motion classic that's definitely weirder than you remember. The intergenerational t...

Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You'r...

It's finally here! All Christmas content all the time, all month long! And lets be real, also in to January! Emily and Ky are covering what's sure to be the next Christmas classic for your family: Pottersville! What's it about? Just a nice man running a general store in a small town, and his romantic troubles with his wife. That's all. Don't worry about literally anything else. Emily and Ky also d...

It's the 4th and final episode of our first ever mini series! I know it's hard to say goodbye to Chimp Season, but fear not: the Holiday Season is right around the corner, and we have some special content coming your way! For now, get ready for Tanya in a bikini holding the Gadsden flag, Tanya thinking that the important feature of the chimp sanctuary are the islands, the money shot we've all been...