Wine, Weed, Weird!

You might think Emily and Ky's job is podcasting, but yall would have to really step up in the tipping department to make that dream a reality. Today, their job is Beach! Finally!! A cool two days before Fall officially begins! Emily has been waiting for the perfect moment to share the inanity of the email list she found herself on with Ky, and this moment, a couple beach ritas and fun guys deep,...

Join Emily and Ky for a philosophical deep dive on modern love inspired by an incompetent quad. Have you watched Poly Family yet?? As is so often the case, it is representation…but it’s not very good representation. This episode’s a hoot, though!

Join Emily and Ky two summers ago for a Monday Funday beach adventure with shrooms, margaritas, and silliness! It's been a busy week, and they didn't have a chance to record a new ep, and they're both feeling sad about not having been to the beach together yet this season, so we're pulling up a beach time from the archives! If you've been around, you know our Fun-Guy beach eps...

Emily and Ky have only ever covered one historical figure on the podcast, aside from casual references to historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, because very few historical figures stand up to our exacting standards here at Wine, Weed, Weird of absolute chaos and strangeness. But that changes today! Iron Mike Malloy, the Rasputin of the Bronx, deserves to be held up, and celebrated, for his utter o...

Disney may be cricket cowards, but they're water wizards! Or at least, they aren't fools when wet, and neither are Emily and Ky! But you won't hear about any of that for a good half hour while Emily and Ky taunt Teddy and consider halloween costumes, weird game shows, childhood silliness, and more. In addition to the basics in water safety, you'll also learn about spats. What more could you possib...

Ok, first of all, Emily is bringing Ky all the hottest badly explained tiktok trends, then Ky comes in hot with a revelation Emily just can't believe, then it turns into the most political episode of the pod ever, and the theological hot takes don't stop coming! Are you ready? No, you're not, but get in anyway; it'll be a hoot!

Shark Week is an institution far too long and storied to be covered in one episode, but Emily and Ky picked a few highlights based on titles from this year's lineup, and, well, lets just say they've been scraping the bottom of the barrel over there for years. But don't worry, there's still plenty to talk about sober, and in the streets. Emily and Ky continue to stan sharks, now tha...

Emily and Ky were too busy to record, so we’re trying something new! Here are two segments that were cut at the time, but are pretty funny. What is dating? What is sex?? Should Emily and Ky do a sitcom? What about porn? Giggle with us because life is silly this week, and we’ll be back with a topic next week, Cephelopods!

Join Emily, Ky, and their grippy flipper frog hands in the streets as they contemplate auto theft, feet bigger than theirs, casual sexism and fatphobia, and the complete lack of security around Bill Gates’ computer. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! don’t want to hear another word about the latest generations getting more stupid. Yall were stupid as hell already. Get on YouTube to take in the world’s first...

Emily, Ky, and Mike from the Paddywagon are back to judge wishes, hate on Daffy Duck, and consider the meaning of art. They've got a lot of opinions about Loony Tunes, and Mike interviews your hosts about their experience as aerial artists! Enjoy the first ever Wine, Weed, Weird drinking/smoking game: the a hit or a drink every time Emily says Donald instead of Daffy!

Ok, so the ladies of Wine, Weed, Weird, and their guest are meant to be discussing Donald Duck’s Fantastic Island, but between debates about snacks, issues of mistaken Duck identity, and deep discussions on language and cultural appropriation, they didn’t really get to that too much. But don’t fret! They dig in properly in part 2, coming next week! Enjoy this far-reaching conversation with special...

Emily is not prepared to know if this movie is the origination of the expression "smart (phone/house/etc)", so we didn't factcheck it. But it could be! Join us for a film featuring under-utilized robot arms, impossibly decorated cakes, houses that love to jump, and a mysterious hot newspaper lady. Is this Disney Channel Original Movie referencing Ray Bradbury? It's impossible to...

Life is full of little problems, and don’t Emily and Ky know it! Well, Disney’s had our backs from way back with these minimally animated, racially incisive, not actually all that helpful inception videos! What, what, what should you do? Tune in for a bop of a theme song, rate the proposed solutions, judge the boy children more harshly than the girl children, and get on the ig, Spotify, or buymeac...

Emily and Ky are once again wading into the muddy waters of AI because "Ten Drunk Cigarettes" is both a bop that cannot be stopped, and a clarion call for Wine, Weed, Weird values. Is it feminist? Is it the end of the world? Is it rotting our brains? Is murder funny? Yes, ok? Yes, and! Enjoy this shorty, and then go do a girly twirl and listen to the ghost in the machine express both the...

Is autism in the eye of the beholder? Can you make a puppet wipe your ass? Did an Evanescence song save a planeload of people? How do dog cloning prices work? Do we answer any of these questions? I think you know the answer to that one, Cephalopods. Join Emily and Ky as they attempt to wrap their brains around The Rehearsal, a potentially sociopathic response to life’s little social snafus, and di...

We've got a real treat for you today, Cephelopods! We're opening Season 5 by looking back at our FIRST EVER episode! And due to a glitch with the old Anchor/Spotify partnership, this episode was never part of our RSS feed, so it was never available to listen to anywhere exept Spotifty! Not anymore, Cephelopods! Emily faced the customer service oracles, and won! You can now scroll back all...

Emily and Ky have no memory of anything they talked about ever, which makes our seasonal wrap-up episode a fun surprise for everyone! Turns out they covered some good shit, and had some wild times in Season 4! From stoned snack experiments, and re-living childhood trauma to slutty orchids on the beach, and high-speed song contests in a van, there's almost nowhere your hosts didn't bravely go this...

We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope you and yours had a beautiful, joyful 4/20, rife with frantic piano playing, and being in the company of men only if you wanted to. Of course, it was high time (see what we did there?) that we covered this classic propaganda film that Ky didn't know existed. Seriously, she just thought Emily wanted to do a podcast about smoking too much or something. But God...

Happy Passover to all who celebrate! And there's no Passover like the one at Borris and Minka's where everyone gets locked in the attic! Emily and Ky rank holidays, dig into Christian hegemony, rave about entirely different Passover adaption, The Prince of Egypt, and explain babies to Teddy! I promise they also discuss the Rugrats episode. Look, you wanted more banter, you got it! Tune in next wee...

Emily, Ky, and Ky's favorite shape are back in this episode about a rare Disney short about Alcohol's Best Friend: Smoking! Tune in to learn what you should do if people don't respect you, what a dude ranch is, and the etymology of the word 'dude' (you won't believe it!). We also unpack Ky's childhood trauma, remember a favorite past episode, and consider thrill seeking...

Season four is nearly over, and we couldn't let it end without keeping our Promise of Porn!!! Yes, finally, Emily and Ky read you random ameteur internet erotica. But not just any erotica! Alien Erotica! Tentacle Erotica! Choose your own Adventure Erotica!!! Get ready to hear Emily and Ky get uncomfortable, and potentially intrigued reading each other the first thing that pops out to them on a...

Emily and Ky just wanted to do a silly episode about a silly song. But things got complicated basically right out the gate, and the sharp left turns just kept coming! Tune in for lessons in pronunciation, and cultural appropriation, and a belated birthday gift exchange! It's a short and sweet episode this week as we at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters look ahead to the end of season 4, the start of...

We're not releasing it on St. Patrick's Day because we were RECORDING it on St. Patrick's Day, ok?? Or should I say, St. Baddie's Day?? St. Pod-trick's Day? All of the above?? Releasing content on the relevant day is soooooo ten minutes ago! Disney should have won some type of aware for weirdness for this one, but we won't be winning any awards for sound quality...Emily started fucking with the vo...

Emily and Ky are back with a brand new episode for you! Like they usually are! In this important episode, you'll learn about triangles, pillars, the social factors of alcohol and drug use, how alcohol culture has changed in the past ten or twenty years, whether or not Emily is a good citizen, and importantly, what the seventh pillar of good character is! It...won't be a surprise for long t...

In our continuing quest to grow and improve...we are being actively thwarted at every turn by people we give money to. It's a tough time for all of us in more ways than one! So why not tune in for this classic episode from season 2 that had us laughing our asses off about possession, which, given our religious trauma, is a tough sell for us! To maximize your experience, get your hands on a kaz...