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Emily and Ky are back with episode 3 of Chimp Crazy, and you won't believe what they talk about! It's Tarzan, The MTA, how hard it is to eat, and also the show sometimes! What was Tanya's childhood like? What does a journalist owe their source? What was the other chimp's name? Are portrait tattoos a good idea? We answer one of these questions! Enjoy Chimp Season at Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with their hot baked takes on episode two of Chimp Crazy! Not that you’d know that until practically the outro, if you weren’t around last week! But if not, where were you?? Hopefully you’re watching the show first, because they’ve got spoilers galore. Also important (probably questionable) legal info, and questions about how one copes without a face. Speaking of which, episo...

Ok, lets address the several elephants in the room: yeah, we know, we missed an episode last week. Cut us some slack. We're here when it counts. Speaking of which, if you're a fan, it's safe to say you're reeling right now from realizing just how how much hatred and selfishness exists in this country. We lost the battle. We cannot lay down and die. Take the time you need to mourn. Take care of eac...

There are many reasons not to obtain a pet sloth from the shady animal trafficker you met at the mall: it's irresponsible, cruel to the sloth, it may turn out to be a hyper intelligent, fast-moving serial killer who likes to use social media, and perhaps most importantly, it's gonna need a bath. It's Spooky Season, AND International Sloth Day, so there was only one movie we could talk about this w...

Join Emily and Ky as they wrap up another silent horror classic with their own unique (some might say demented) spin! Did you know there's a reason the houses were so close together?? Wild! They're later joined by a special guest (with cookies!!), and together they delve into musical mishaps, embarrassing moments, popcorn, and who all they can squeeze onto Emily's couch. The gang is moving up in t...

We know you've been waiting all year for our Special Spooky Watch-Along! And here we are!! This year we're watching German expressionist classic: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari! Cue up youtube, and get ready to see a woman having a difficult time, houses that are too close together, chairs with too many backs, a mayor struggling with bureaucracy, a sleepy-creepy man with the most dramatic eye makeup...

Iiiiiiiiiiits Spooky Season!!!! The leaves are changing, the Halloween decorations are going up! It's one of Emily and Ky's favorite times of year! And our listeners, too! There's just so much delightful Halloween content! In fact, this one has been on our list since last year! Join us for a film where absolutely nothing needed to happen, the lesson is absolutely ham fisted in, the little brother...

Join Emily and Ky as they can't fucking believe how agregiously horrifying this film for fucking preteens is! Jesus Fucking Christ, we're all just fucking chill with the THIRTEEN YEAR OLD dating the SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD?? AM I ON DRUGS?! Yes, obviously the answer is yes. Everyone is casually assuming the other thirteen year old climbing into a middle-aged man's camper van is totes chill, and only a...

I mean, is it about anything, or is Emily just shrieking with laughter and spouting dog facts while Ky and Teddy try to keep up? Listen in to discover everyone’s favorite, and skeeviest dogs, Emily’s complex feelings about her dad’s dog, whether the guy from Vice looks like a dog (he does), and why police dogs aren’t narcs (but ACAB!) Beaches are for Bitches, and Beach Bitches are the Best Bitches...

The beach is for bitches, and Emily and Ky are out there celebrating a cunning slut, even though they called them fleshy. This bait and switch documentary is hands-down the horniest thing they’ve ever covered for the pod, and they covered “My Ding-a-ling” in season one! Does the mysterious narrator make a love connection? Do Emily and Ky have pollen sacks glued to them? Does the fruit show up in t...

Emily and Ky are back with take two on David the Gnome: a sweet, whimsical, cozy show about an exploitative and/or senile doctor, a fox getting run to death just like his predecessors, a psychic troll with no motivation, and a hippo on vacation. Look, we don’t write this stuff. We just find it. There’s also drugs, inscrutable interpersonal relationships, excessive world building, and a mouse left...

Emily and Ky are back with more SSA Mormon husbands!! Did you think they forgot about you?? Never fear! We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are continuing to sort out the best system to record and publish for US! And also you. But mostly us, lol. This week we learn about the Danger Scale, the binary, and petition Nicholas Cage to help us with some very special plates…don’t miss it!

Naturally we needed two weeks to delve into a topic that hits all our sweet spots: religious trauma! Neuro-spicy-ness! Gay! Or…NOT??? Join Emily and Ky as we get to the bottom of Mormonism, and figure out what SSA really stands for!

Due to technical difficulties, and by technical difficulties we mean user error, you will not be hearing Emily and Ky discuss David the Gnome this week. Instead Emily and friend of the pod Teddy are in these streets in rural Pennsylvania praying cell service holds out long enough for Emily to explain color analysis. So what did we learn? Squeezing your fingertips is helpful. Emily will cry if you...

Where are Emily and Ky? You can’t know! But you can know all about navigating dial up internet in the most gendered way possible! Take a spin, now you’re in, but the techno set can’t explain defragging. Emily and Ky are discussing the Kid’s Guide to the Internet! Get ready to email the president irrelevant information, mysteriously find websites, take the whole family to see the Stones, and have y...

It’s Friday, you’re here, and when you’re here, your breadsticks! What does Wine, Weed, Weird have in common with Olive Garden? A lot, it turns out! Tune in with your weird salad family to learn about a movie that’s all about whimsy and old timey things! We’ve got snack corner, the Odyssey, handwriting challenges, cat cameos, and other weird stuff!

I know it’s late, but I have been THROUGH it today getting this episode up for you, so you’d better listen! (Spotify, WTF???) Emily and Ky are back to talk about more weird challenges, wilding out MILFs, the reality shows they would be on, and updates on their favorite MILFs and daddies! Reality tv is an anthropological experiment.

Join Emily and Ky as they discuss alien abduction, and the strangle hold the milk lobby had on the breakfast industry, and that’s before they remember to intro! Emily crammed the MILFs all week so you can know how wack this all is, but they spend most of the episode discussing life with neural divergence. Did you know this was a neurodivergent podcast? Ok fine, you probably knew before they did, a...

Emily and Ky are tired after their Members Day at the zoo, but do you think they’d miss recording? Never! Join them to hear about a movie that’s campy, surreal, glib, and made Emily gay panic! All this, plus their record of the Bronx Zoo’s 2024 Members Only merch!

Emily and Ky are on a roll! Which does not bode well for our Cephalopods. Chaos and tangents rein as Emily and Ky try to discuss the least coherent film of all time coherently. Was it written by AI? Well, that’s physically impossible, but like, it had to be, right? With people who don’t know how to have sex, sociopaths, and entirely unnecessary scenes, your hosts are almost as confused as Mark! Wa...

Emily has ambushed Ky with a song by her least favorite artist, but the outcome is well worth it. Explore one of the most popular artists of our time (which doesn’t mean you be d to like her), and a song she wrote that is frankly bizarre. Don’t worry; the Wine, Weed, Weird team gets to the bottom of it! They’re recording in these streets, celebrating dogs, rapping, and of course, judging. Don’t mi...

Emily and Ky are back for part two of the experiment, so as expected, they’re high as kites. Join them on a journey through flavor, texture, disappointment, states of matter, and hard truths! Emily needs you to know how many minutes of silent chewing she edited out, but she didn’t keep track, so just know it’s a lot. This podcast runs on snacks, and this week, they’re center stage! Leave a voice m...

In this very special episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!, Emily and Ky are both sober as a judge! But don’t worry, they’re no less weird. From fish learning about global warming for the first time to cheese that’s getting some action, they’ve brought the weirdest snacks they could find together, and are ready to report their findings. Don’t worry: we’ve edited out (most of) the silent chewing…but we lef...

Emily and Ky are talking about Thumbelina…no matter what Emily tries to tell you three separate times in the first ten minutes. And Thumbelina needs to be talked about. We showed this movie to children???? Get ready for the world’s most incompetent French bird, the clumsiest tiny girl in existence, the worst mother of all time, and a ruthlessly practical field mouse. Plus, all your Wine, Weed, Wei...

The girlies are back in town! After a refreshing hiatus, their razor wits are sharpened, and their imaginations are running wild, but they still aren’t glossy. Welcome to season 4, and it’s porn!!! Join Emily and Ky in the porn writers room as they discover in real time where they stand in the search results, learn what a cream pie is, and give special guest Teddy a hard time on their birthday. We...