Wine, Weed, Weird!

Season three has been a season of absolute bangers! Join Emily and Ky for a delightful trip down memory lane through an eventful, if exhausting, year! They’ve got past-episode updates, half-baked astrological opinions, technical difficulties, shout-outs, and giggles galore! Get geared up for season 4, Cephalopods! Big things are coming to the pod!

Emily and Ky are back with more stories from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! They’re wheeling terrible subway stories (seriously, Emily, wtf??), NYC etiquette, and the kindness of strangers. It’s the city that never sleeps with two weirdos who have slept in the city!

Emily and Ky have been surviving this concrete jungle for a hot second, and they’re ready to talk about it in this, their (probably) 150th episode!!! Highlights include our new segment: unhinged stage names, the importance of vitamin k, and everyone’s favorite giant inflatable rat! If you aren’t following the pod, and swiping the good way on Emily and Ky, what are you even doing?

Emily, Ky, Eddie Harris, sleepy demon, and secret Teddy are back to bitch about foisting saving the world onto kids, Bush V Gore, and the hash-slinging half slasher(?). Would you fuck the Flying Dutchman? The team is investigating.

But is it about Ferngully? Or is it about Golden Corral-induced suburban childhood flashbacks, tamagotchi trauma, and of course, the center of Emily and Ky’s universe and the only thing they’ll evangelize: the Bronx Zoo? Listen, we contain legions. Join special guest Eddie Harris to hear about zoo star Leonard, a mysterious sleepy demon, something squishing, and a short king. It’s a two-parter! Ma...

Emily and Ky will be on a wild jungle ride the next couple weeks (assuming they can remember what they said they’d talk about), starting with a mysterious Tarzan knock-off: George of the Jungle! With the source material hopelessly out of budget, and Ky off her usual indulgence for the month, they’ve got even more questions and less answers than usual. But don’t worry! There’s plenty of jokes, anim...

Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Win...

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the de...

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza...

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is,...

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!

Emily and Ky are back for the New Year, and they are giving MORE in 2020-WHORE! Did they miss a week? Yes, they did. The second week ever missed in Wine, Weed, Weird! History! Speaking of which, does anyone know how to re-release an old episode? No one at Wine, Weed, Weird! Headquarters currently does. Anyway, don’t sweat it. Emily and Ky are still in the holiday spirit, and they have loads to dis...

If there was a podcast award for the most false advertising in an episode title, we’d win hands down. We’re back a day late but never a dollar short with Kevin’s complicated backstory as told to a five-year-old, the most convoluted way of solving a non-existent problem anyone’s ever heard of, and an unknown he/him party bringing smiles everywhere he goes. Listen while you wrap gifts! It’ll be fun!...

Listen. Sometimes an episode comes along where Emily and Ky are especially incoherent. Where they’re laughing so hard they choke on their own wretched spittle. Is it really possible anyone greenlit a script this unhinged? Maybe…if you truly believe in Christmas miracles. Meet Santa, who is a giver not a taker, and also stressed, a family of irresponsible dog owners and dj wanna-be’s, a 300-year-ol...

Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve...

It’s in the singing of the street corner choir! It’s going home and getting warm by the fire! Love is not gone when the Muppets invade the ultimate in Christmas Classics: A Christmas Carol! Emily and Ky are delighted to ring in this year’s holiday season with a creepy Christmas tale that they have lots of questions about. Who the fuck designed the ghost of Christmas past character? Did Scrooge kno...

Gobble, Gobble, folks! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Wine, Weed, Weird Productions! Joining our family this year is…Ludacris!!!!! (Yeah…yeah…yeah…) Emily and Ky got the scoop on snotty teen daughter, merry younger son, bitter vegan aunt, strange noises in the woods, and the Rootin’ Tootin’, Hootin’ and Hollerin’, Horny Hoodoo Doodoo! Give it a listen!

You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern va...

Emily, Ky, Nate, and Tyler are back this week to talk about their fav Animorphs book (Ky’s is the first one), why Ax’s human morph is strangely attractive (we’re all a bit narcissistic), and Marco’s sexuality (bi). We also dip into how Scholastic is letting us down, what animal we’d morph first, and a lot of nonsense. And porn. Of course, porn. Happy Friends and Family month!

Emily and Ky are welcoming super special guests, Nate and Tyler, (the Morphy Boys!) from Animorphing Time to talk about The Animorphs: children’s books about an alien invasion, mental illness, and war crimes! It’s a wild time when you try to take a tiny nibble of a high-dose edible. The gang tackles topics both silly and serious, and of course, the tough questions: which brain hole do the yeerks u...